Friday, 23 December 2022

Karma Kingdom - Beta 1.0 b198

Karma Kingdom - Beta 1.0 b198


 

23/12/2022 

Christmas Update! I've got into the routine of doing - 1 bug, 1 idea and 1 random MTG card. The cards are for fun, to keep me interested. It's always fun trying to figure out how a card can fit into the game. The very first idea of this game came from imagining a game where MTG cards were used to create a kingdom.

The random card generator I use (https://scryfall.com/) seems to have thrown out nothing but Merfolk and Homorids though! But that's fine, this update just has a very 'by the seaside' feel to it. Maybe next year I'll do a properly Christmas themed one!

Graham

UPDATED

 - Henk Rekson, another hero added
- Items used in Quests have been tagged
- FIXED BUG #121 - sort court ogre fight text. XP should be blue
- FIXED BUG #122 - need another pic for mounted knight
- FIXED BUG #145 - Energy Potions - not a good name as it doesn't do energy - it does SP and HP!
- FIXED BUG #149 - mystery box click text needs to change to cherry text
- FIXED BUG #157 - bugbear quest - you do not have enough number74curr :D same for ogre
- FIXED BUG #159 - garrison should be with the other scrolls
- FIXED BUG #174 - need a space in Water potion dungeon: You gain (5) copper coins!You gain (2) XP!
- IDEA #215 - add some 'remove the underscores' to skill up stuff
- IDEA #265 - pouring out a barrel should cost a EP (Previously implemented)
- IDEA #268 - colour Taskmaster skills as cyan!
- IDEA #379 - for eval of gems find that bit of underscore stripping code and use that
- IDEA #433 - add blessing buttons to shrine on map
- Added Summon Merfolk Cleric spell (from random MTG card - 'Merfolk Cleric')
- Added Summon Blighted Steppe spell (from random MTG card - 'Blighted Steppe')
- Added Morning Sunlight spell (from random MTG card - 'Dawn's Reflection')
- Added Summon Merfolk Forestdweller spell (from random MTG card - 'Merfolk Branchwalker')
- Added Lobsterfolk Bed (from random MTG card - 'Homarid Spawning Bed'). Note: You can't get this yet. That's still to be added.
- Spells are now organised by level. This has no effect yet, but will proably have Player Level as a requirement later on. Use one rare dungeon item to gain spell, then use native sand to make spawning ground. put in overview and map!

 To play the game:

http://roztov.epizy.com/stw/generate.html


Thursday, 15 December 2022

Paradise: Chapter 6: Joshua (6312) (DRAFT)

 


Chapter 6: Joshua (6312)

By the time December rolled around, Johnny Frost was back at his flat. His money had run out again and he was working at a hotel in Langwood called The Fechy. It had once been a decent enough hotel that had catered to summer tourists, but it was now used as a place to dump displaced people and refugees while they were found better places to live. There was no luxury here, but the beds were clean, and the food was edible, a far sight better than anything down on the Delta. It was not far from Johnny’s flat, so he usually walked to work. His job was to sweep and mop the floors, move deliveries down to the stock room, and help serve the meals. He stole as much food and toilet paper as he thought he could get away with.

As the year ended, Evermarch had a quietude about it, a familiar feeling to everyone that had been in the city at this time the year before. Six months after the reditus there had been a period of fear and confusion that had led to months of rioting and killings. Nobody wanted a Christmas like last year, with everyone huddling indoors as the police and the muta roamed the streets trying to restore order and the Splinter Viruses ravaged the hospitals and care homes.

The city waited, quiet but tense, waiting to see what was going to happen. The world had changed, but now there was a new normal. Things had been calm since the summer, it was safe to walk the streets again and people were returning to what was left of their old lives. Johnny spent his time between the college, his flat and the hotel.


He was the only one left in his second-story four-bedroom flat. The other students that had once lived there had not returned to their studies this term and Johnny imagined that two of them were probably dead of drug overdoses somewhere and the other more sensible one had gone home to his parents. He was now the only one living there, and he found this greatly to his liking. He had cleaned the kitchen, the living room, and the bathroom, and aired all the upstairs bedrooms. There had been a cat once, but it seemed to have gone as well, so he had thrown out the foul litter tray that had stunk out the kitchen as well. If he could ever persuade Stiffy to come this far into Evermarch it was now a dwelling fit to take girls back to, if nothing else.

Paying the rent wasn’t a problem as the landlady had not been to collect it since the reditus. God only knew where she was now. He could just about live off food stolen from the hotel and the antiquated telephone landline was free. His only expense related to the flat was the ever-hungry electricity meter. When he ran out of money, he had to switch off the heating upstairs and sit in the dark by the fireplace in the living room until pay day. He regularly thanked God for the fireplaces as it meant that whatever the weather, he could always at least keep one room warm. He burnt anything he could find that was flammable and he gathered fallen wood from a nearby park. He was far from the only person that went there for that purpose.

As it sleeted outside, Johnny sipped at a cup of tea and looked out of his window, down to the narrow street below. Across the way was a small yard with its gate kicked in where couples would occasionally have sex and there was a kebab shop below him that occasionally opened, but that was mostly closed. The flat opposite had hung up Christmas decorations. Johnny was surprised at that. There had been a lot of confusion last year about whether people should have been celebrating the birth of Christ or not, considering that God was here now. There had been a lot of talk about it being a date that was essentially meaningless, a hangover from pagan deities and all that. The muta had tried to stop it and had succeeded, but largely because most people were more concerned about where their next meal was coming from that buying presents and hanging up stockings. Johnny himself had had beans on toast for Christmas dinner last year. He knew that the flat across from him had children in it and he assumed that the family had decided to risk it. Maybe there had been a leaflet that had gone round saying it was OK that he had missed.

With a sigh, he returned to his chair and turned on the TV. He had no shifts today; he had the whole day to himself. It was perfectly acceptable to go about Evermarch at any time of day or night now, but he preferred to stay in the flat, watching DVDs, reading books, playing computer games, or having long conversations with Stiffy on the phone. He tried to call his family a couple of times a week, but the service was patchy out west of the city and he could not always get through. In theory the recently created Evermarch Intranet was available for his education and entertainment, but like most people he had heard the stories of the muta monitoring it and kept his PC resolutely offline. Johnny had been raised in the world of mobile phones and global communication and as a result the world that he now lived in felt claustrophobic. With communication beyond about thirty miles all but impossible because of the Transition Zones and piss-poor infrastructure beyond the city, like everyone else in Evermarch he was experiencing only fragments of his former life.

He finished his tea and sat down on the sofa. He then reached for a stack of DVDs and started sorting through them. One of his flat mates had left behind a large collection and Johnny had been working his way through them. With a film selected he pulled a blanket over his legs and settled in for the afternoon. He glanced over at the phone. He’d not heard from Joe in days now and felt he was overdue for a summons. Meet me at Adam’s, pick me up at Ellie’s or whatever and Johnny would have to get dressed and go out in the ice-cold rain to drive around until he found Joe and took him to whatever shady rendezvous he had to keep. Johnny did not drink, smoke or take drugs when he was by himself or with Stiffy, but he enjoyed visiting that world, he was an art student after all, and he certainly partook when in the company of his peers. Driving Joe around his dealers was not much fun in any weather though, and no fun at all without Ellie or Wasp along for the ride. Joe’s company was best when diluted.

There was a pile of art materials in the living room, but he planned to move it upstairs. He didn’t think Rab would ever come back to the flat so he could use his room as a studio. The college had only opened for two weeks before it had been closed down again due to an outbreak of Blue Tongue. The students had been sent home with enough supplies to last them until Christmas, the idea being that they had until the start of next term to finish all their course work. Johnny hadn’t even made a start yet; he was more tempted to use all the sketchbooks and paper pads he’d been given as firelighters.

With no enthusiasm for work, he watched films instead and after watching three back-to-back and now that it was too dark to watch out the window, he called up his girlfriend.

‘Yeah, the College is closed down again, another outbreak,’ he explained. ‘So, I’m finishing off my final submissions at home.’

‘Do you think you’ll get it all done?’ she asked.

‘Yeah yeah,’ he replied. ‘Without Rab or Chris here, there are no distractions.’

‘Oh yeah!’ she said. ‘Your all alone, I forgot. Don’t let Joe find out or he’ll want to move in!’

‘God aye, I’ve not told any of them. Joe would have his bags packed and calling me for a lift over in a heartbeat.’

‘Is he still living at Mr Tucker’s place?’

‘As far as I know,’ replied Johnny, stretching out on the sofa.

Stephanie laughed. ‘Do you think he…?’

‘With Joe anything is possible,’ he interrupted. ‘To be honest I don’t know, and I don’t want to know. Tucker is an old man that lives alone and smells of patchouli oil. It’s not beyond the realms of possibility that Joe is a rent boy as well as everything else.’

Stephanie giggled.

‘Hey Stiffy old girl, when do you want to meet up next?’

Johnny liked Stiffy a lot. They had been going out now for nearly two years. When they had first met, she had been clingy and needy. He knew that his friends saw her as plain and on the plump side and that combined with her constant need for attention and reassurance had meant that just prior to the time of the reditus he had been considering breaking up with her. But then the world had changed and having someone to cling onto had seemed like a pretty good deal. Johnny was twenty and Stiffy was eighteen. When they had started going out, she had been a rosy-cheeked sixteen-year-old. Their relationship centred around arranging times and places to meet for sex, and while Johnny suspected he still meant more to her than she did to him, he never felt the urge to talk about his feelings or plan for their future and for whatever reason, neither did she.

‘We can’t do it here,’ she said. ‘Mum and Enya are still here. They are feeling better, but they are just loafing around watching TV. They’d watch us like hawks if you showed up.’

Johnny was silent while he thought about meeting places. He knew that Stiffy hated coming into Evermarch and it had been long established no matter how strong the desire and the requirements of a secluded place for a liaison, this would never involved her coming north of the river.

‘How about Bluevale?’ he asked.

‘Are you kidding?’ she said with a gasp. ‘That’s haunted!’

Johnny sighed. ‘It’s the nearest place to both of us on the Zone line though. What about Fowker Tower? I know people there.’

‘Oh, aye, well, OK then,’ said Stephanie.

Johnny laughed. ‘I don’t get you! You think Bluevale is haunted because it sprung out of the ground, but you are happy with Fowker? You know its two buildings merged into one now? How is that not more spookier?’

‘It just is,’ said Stephanie. ‘They say angels live in Bluevale.’

‘And that’s bad?’

‘I dinnae ken do I? That’s what they say. Better just to leave them, honestly Johnny.’

And so, they arranged to meet up at Fowker, a building that was the warped combination of the Gilbert Scott Building of Glasgow and the Fourmerkland Tower of Dumfries, cities that no longer existed. It was situated right on the Transition Zone-line and had been a refuge of sorts for persecuted people during last year’s pogroms. Now it was a commune of a hundred or so free-thinking types and every teenager in Evermarch had heard of it. It was a common meeting place for young clansmen and women from Evermarch and the Delta Projects.

With the arrangements made, Johnny picked up Stephanie the next day at the end of her road, not wanting to take his car (the old behemoth Beryl) down one of the narrow Project lanes, and then they drove out to Fowker. It was only a mile or so back towards the city and sat in the middle of the Zone. Where the Zone started and ended was not easily defined, but it was no broader than one hundred metres. To the south the hot humid air of the Delta met the cold winter chill of the Evermarch climate to the north. In the middle there was always a steady breeze, but to the bafflement of local meteorologists there was no hurricane force winds rushing from the north to displace the warm air of the south.

There were no checkpoints on the way, only a single police car that sat at the side of the road watching the traffic. As they entered the Zone, Johnny popped his ears and wound up the driver’s side window against the wind. A dirt track ducked down off the road and into the trees which then took them along a hundred yards or so to a field that was used as Fowker’s car-park. There were a dozen vehicles here, five of which never moved and two of which were being lived in.

The air temperature at Fowker was cool and Stephanie reached over to the back seat to get her coat. Johnny looked up at the tower. In the fading afternoon light, it looked like the result of an architect’s acid trip, two buildings literally merged into one, spiralling and twisting, the gothic sandstone balconies and turrets knitting together with the older mortared red brick walls of Fourmerkland. Seeming to defy gravity it reached up above the forest like the jutting horn of a giant beast.

They got out of the car and after letting their eyes wander the twisted stone of the tower, they walked along one of the overgrown paths that lead around it. There was music and chatter coming from the upper floors.

‘You don’t want to go in do you?’ asked Stephanie from inside her thick goose-down jacket. She had grown used to the heat in the Projects and felt the cold whenever she was out of the Delta.

‘Eh?’ said Johnny. ‘It’s fine, no one ever bothers you in there.’

‘It’s dirty and full of junkies.’

‘It’s not that bad. I thought you wanted to come here so we could… you know…’

Stephanie held him tightly by the arm. ‘Not in there though.’

Johnny shrugged and smiled. He wanted to go in and see what was going on. He knew a few of the tower’s denizens and they were always interesting to talk to, but he knew it wasn’t her scene, so they took a turn around the weed-choked formal gardens and returned to the car.

He moved Beryl into the trees and after they had done the business on the spacious back seat they lay together under the blankets and fell asleep in each other’s arms. It was dark when they woke up. As they dressed they chatted about what to do for dinner.

‘McDonalds?’ asked Johnny, trying to tempt her further into Evermarch.

‘Oh, we had one the other night. Mum can’t be bothered cooking,’ replied Stephanie as she tied her headscarf.

‘What then?’

‘Let’s just eat at one of warungs on the Delta.’

Johnny was not a huge fan of the Delta street-vendor food, but he had just had sex, so was prepared to go along with whatever she wanted. The settled on getting drive-through coffees from the nearest Evermarch McDonalds and going back to the Delta to eat.


The police car they had passed on the way up had gone when the returned to the Delta, but it had been replaced by a checkpoint. Johnny felt his stomach tense up as he slowed down. It was the muta, not one of the more amiable police detachments. A group of half a dozen Committee enforcers checking vehicles passing through the Zone.

They had not set up a roadblock, but there were no other cars on the road so Beryl, the big old Splinter that she was, was an irresistible target and he was waved down with torches into a lay-by.

A light was shone in his face, he grimaced and wound down the window. A stern looking woman in a black headscarf addressed him. ‘Papers please.’

Johnny glanced at Stiffy, who was cowering in the passenger seat, then said, ‘we don’t have any. We came from the Delta this afternoon and you weren’t here.’

‘Are you related?’

Johnny considered lying but knew that wouldn’t fly. Stiffy had long red hair and was covered in freckles while he was dark. They were very obviously not related.

The woman moved to shine her light onto the back seat. The beam lingered on the crumpled-up blankets.

‘Have you been having sex?’

‘No!’ Johnny lied. ‘We were up at McDonalds getting a coffee.’

‘Please get out of the vehicle.’

Johnny sighed and got out. One of the other muta opened the passenger door and hauled Stiffy out by the arm. The lay-by was only lit by Beryl’s headlamps and the torches of the Committee enforcers, but he could see there were six of them, all female, dressed in black and carrying bamboo canes.

‘Put her across the bonnet,’ commanded the oldest one that had been doing all the talking. Stiffy was completely silent as two of the other women held her down across the front of the car, her head turned towards the road in shame.

The commander walked over to where Stiffy was spread out and raised her cane high above her head. The swing never came down though as Johnny leapt between them.

‘Oi!’ he yelled, pulling the woman’s hand away. ‘No, you fucking don’t!’

One of the other women went to strike him, but he batted her cane out of the way. She raised it again, but he swiftly grabbed it, yanked it from her grasp and then threw it off into the bushes.

The commander stepped up and looked him in the eye. Johnny’s heart was racing, he wasn’t strong, but the commander could see he was ready to take them all on.

‘Now then,’ she said. ‘That’s enough.’

He sensed a hesitation in her tone. He didn’t know what was going to happen next, but he had a sudden chivalrous urge to protect Stiffy no matter what. While the muta hesitated, he tried to pull the two holding her off.

‘Young man, just stop now,’ said the commander as she pulled a paper pad out of her bag. ‘No more of this. We’ll write you up a ticket. Lucky for you we are not in the Delta, or you’d be in much worse trouble.’

Johnny turned to look at her. He sensed that she was offering him an out. Take the ticket and walk away. It looked like they knew they had overstepped their authority out here in the Zone. Either that or they had thought he was a Project clansman and not a Evermarcher, who were altogether a lot more bother.

‘Right,’ he said. ‘Give me the ticket then.’


Back out on the road, with the adrenaline still coursing through his blood, Johnny ranted, slapping the steering wheel in agitation.

‘Who do they think they are?’ he almost yelled. ‘We’re clansmen, they can’t treat us like that! Jumped up Delta muta. There are laws about harassing people like that these days.’

He glanced at Stiffy, then looked back at the road.

‘I mean, we had trouble enough last year until the church stepped in. If those wankers are back out in force, then something needs to be done! Get the bloody army in again. I think... hey… hey…’

Johnny stopped ranting when he saw that Stiffy was in tears, quietly sobbing to herself, with her head turned towards the window.

‘Hey,’ he repeated. ‘Don’t worry about it. It was me they gave the ticket to, not even me really, they issued the ticket to Beryl. They never took our names, did they? It’ll be fine.’

He laughed. ‘Did you see the look on their faces when I… Well anyway.’ He trailed off when he remembered that Stiffy had been face down on the bonnet of the car for most of the encounter.

Johnny spent the rest of the short trip home talking gently about trivial things and by the time they were at her road-end she was much calmer and reading the ticket by the dashboard light.

‘You have fourteen days to make a Sin Offering at the Temple. After that they come with the canes.’

‘They can get tae fuck,’ grumbled Johnny. ‘I’m packing up and going to mum and dad’s.’

‘Can’t they still get you out there?’

‘Maybe, but there is no way I’m doing an Offering,’ he replied. ‘I’m not paying to have any animals killed on my behalf. I’m a vegan for fuck’s sake.’

‘You have to, or they come after you,’ she insisted.

‘Maybe in the Delta, but not out in the hills. I’m going to get all my gear together and stay at my parents over Christmas. Want to come? They love you.’

‘I’ve got mum and Enya…’

They both got out of the car, then hugged and kissed in the light of a streetlamp.

‘Listen, I’ll call you tonight,’ Johnny murmured, his chin resting on her shoulder. ‘Take care babe, it’ll be fine.’

When he got back in the car, she leaned back in the window to kiss him again. ‘I love you,’ she said before turning and walking down the road.

Johnny sighed, wound up his window and turned the car in the middle of the deserted road. He was careful to take a different road back to Evermarch.


The next day, having packed up most of his stuff into Beryl and locking up the flat, Johnny headed west, following the old A74 up into the hills. The western side of the Transition Zone lay much further out than its southern edge that hugged the city. The village where his parents lived was thirty miles away and the Zone was ten miles beyond that, or so he was told. There were plenty of back-roads in this area and he used these to avoid the checkpoints. He had lived his entire life in these hills and had travelled these roads from his parent’s village to the city every weekend. When the Splintering had rearranged the entire planet, it had only managed to add a single mile onto his commute. The villages he passed through mainly consisted of old cottages that hugged the road, while newer houses were built further back, with the newest on the furthest edges. It was all still the same, nothing had been changed by the reditus up here, and it showed. The people were largely untroubled by the muta. This was the land of the Covenanters and there was a racial memory of resistance against religious persecution. Many of the villages still had monuments standing in honour of those that had resisted the English kings and their religious policies.

As he drove passed one, he read the inscription:


"Why seeks he, with unwearied toil,
Through death's dim walls to urge his way,
Reclaim his long-arrested spoil,
And lead oblivion into day."


Johnny pictured a group of farmers reading it before turning and standing in the road with loaded shotguns and thunderous scowls. Enough to see off any but the most determined contingent of Committee enforcers, he was sure. The muta were not welcome here and had learned to stay away.


With every mile he felt the oppression of Evermarch lift off his shoulders. It was almost as if, in the Lowland glens of what remained of Galloway, the reditus had simply never happened. Almost. People didn’t go into the city for their shopping any longer and the ministers got more business, but that was about it. In the first month of the reditus Johnny had spent three months up here with his parents and had missed the worst of it in the city. He had heard the stories from Joe and from Stiffy, but these were all other people’s tales, tales that were so outlandish that he had hardly taken them in and had yet to process them. He was stoned most of the time in Evermarch, which didn’t help. He had heard that thousands of people had died in the city back at the start, but mainly because they were in the wrong place at the wrong time or had pissed off the wrong people. The fact that he was now back at college indicated some return to normalcy.


Johnny was only ten miles away from home when, much to his surprise given the isolated nature of the area, he was stopped by his first police roadblock. A T-junction had been closed off and traffic was waiting in a queue at the turning. The main road was closed off. He was about a dozen cars back and despite the cold weather some of the locals were standing at the front of the line talking. He wound down his window to try and catch what they were saying.

‘Just wait,’ said the copper to some of the drivers. ‘The army is coming through. Shouldn’t be long now.’

They waited. More cars pulled up and joined the line. A tractor trundled up and diverted into a field to avoid waiting, noisily throwing out clouds of smoke as it climbed up the muddy hillside.

Eventually a deep low rumbling sound heralded the arrival of the army, and a line of trucks came into view. Like a few of the others, Johnny got out of his car and went up to the roadblock to get a better view. One by one the army trucks rolled past, engines roaring as they changed gear for the hill. Dozens went past. Some had the rear flaps lifted up, with the tired looking soldiers peering out. A few returned the waves and salutes of the locals, but most did not.

Next came the flat beds carrying tanks and armoured cars, taking up the whole road.

‘Jesus,’ muttered Johnny as he watched them pass.

Finally, a mixture of cattle trucks, pickups, tractors pulling wooden trailers, all manner of vehicles, came up. Each of them was packed with slaves, a multitude of forlorn and dirty people, cold and shivering in the winter air.

‘Fucking Hell,’ said Johnny several times as they passed. As he watched agape, he began to catch the eyes of people as they passed, each of them eyeing him with a look of hungry despair. Help us, their eyes said, and to his shame Johnny cast down his eyes and looked only at the wheels of the trucks as they thundered past.

After what felt like an age, the final rear-guard arrived, following the convoy of slaves, then after the final armoured car had gone by the cops got back into their cars and drove off, not even bothering to sort out all the cars and tractors that they had stacked up at the junction.

‘Fuck me,’ swore Johnny after he had returned to Beryl and starred her up. ‘It’s going to go down in Evermarch once that lot arrives.’

It was dark by the time he got to his parent’s road-end. He was anxious to tell them about what he had seen. As he slowly rolled into the farmyard, he saw that all the light in the barn were on. He wondered why that could be.


***

Jack was not a talkative person at work. Bunn and the others were used to him keeping his own council, which suited old blowhards like Bunn. They knew his brother was back and they had lots of questions about the army and what had been happening up north, but Jack generally give very short answers and they soon found easier sources of information.

Jack didn’t mind talking about what he knew, he just didn’t want to talk about his brother. Whatever had happened, it had clearly left a mark on Randy. Jack hadn’t thought about it deeply, he just assumed that Randy would bounce back in his own time, he was too much of an optimist to think otherwise. If he dwelt on it at all, he ended up missing his father so he would force himself to think about something else instead. You got good at that when you spent most of your day just standing about.


The Temple Guards had an hourly shift pattern at the gates. There was always two of them there, whatever time of day or night it was, in full uniform and armed with MP5s. Jack was generally paired with Bunn, as none of the others could endure his company for an entire shift. Jack just let it all wash over him, like listening to a radio in the background. Occasionally he would tune in, but most of the time he would let Bunn ramble on, nodding occasionally so as not to appear rude.

Bunn was shorter than Jack and a good deal fatter. He was nearly sixty and had the red face and strawberry nose of man that liked to drink. He was constantly smoking and would sneak cigarettes, cupped in the palm of his hand while on gate duty. A former policeman he had been drawn to the Temple Guards as a perceived softer option, or so he said.

It was nine in the morning; the gates had been opened and people were drifting in. Mostly folk making offerings before work. Jack and Bunn stood together beside the guard hut, chatting.

‘Have you heard anything about the new Tabernacle?’ asked Bunn.

Jack shrugged. He waved through a group of four penitent women with the muzzle of his sub-machine-gun.

‘No?’ asked Bunn. ‘Fuck knows where though. It’s whacky if you ask me. Curtains, ringlets, tent poles, all measured precisely to match all the others. It’ll be a show piece though. The operation here is too big to move into a fucking circus tent.’

Their radio’s crackled. A far-away voice informed them that the days deliveries wear an hour late.

‘And I heard they are opening up the stadium again,’ said Bunn.

Jack glanced over at Bunn with alarm.

‘Nah, not like last time, dinnae worry,’ said Bunn. ‘Temporary shelter for a bunch of slaves they are bringing up from Goldengreens I heard.’

‘Rubbish.’

‘Nah,’ rumbled Bunn, ‘I got it off one of the drivers.’



A man, bearded and wearing tassels on his coat like all the other men, approached the gate. In his left hand he carried a cage that had two pigeons in it and under his right arm he carried a turtle.

‘Hey mate, where you are going with that lot?’ enquired Bunn.

The man stopped and looked up, seemingly startled to have been addressed.

‘I err,’ said the man. ‘I got a fixed penalty notice to do an atonement. Sin Offering and a Burnt Offering.’

‘I can see that,’ nodded Bunn, with a heavy sarcasm only achievable by old coppers. ‘You didn’t read the FPN properly though, did you? You’ve need to go home and shave your head.’

‘Fuck’s sake!’ groaned the man. ‘I took two buses to get here!’

Bun leaned back and laughed. ‘Them’s the rules buddy.’

Jack laughed too, but it was in his nature to help people. “Look, you can leave the beasts in the guard hut and go down to the showers by the Sin Offerings. See if you can beg a razor off an acolyte, then come back here.”

‘Bless you son!’ exclaimed the man handing over his burden. Jack took the cage and the turtle and put them in the hut.

‘You are too soft,’ remarked Bunn as the man jogged off and entered the Temple.

Jack smiled and said nothing.


Nathan Jack’s shift pattern had changed so he was now walking home in the evening. He liked this less than his morning walks. Wormwood rose in the south at night, and he hated it lurking over his left shoulder as he walked. He was grateful to get indoors.

As he entered the flat, he looked for Randolph. His brother had been out of town for a couple of days, reporting back to Headquarters. He was due back today and there he was sat on the sofa playing video games.

‘He bro!’ said Randolph glancing up at Nathan.

‘Where is everyone else?’

‘At a neighbour’s, dunno. Let’s play a game.’ Randolph quit the game he was playing and began to load up a two player one.

There was a bottle of cola on the table and Nathan poured himself a glass as the game loaded. Neither of them drank alcohol, there father was Scottish, but had never drank in front of them.

‘Just like old times,’ remarked Randolph as his brother sat down beside him.

As they played, they talked. Randolph soon got onto the subject of his recent experiences in the army.

‘City after city we went to, all this land jumbled up together up north. Must have crossed a dozen zone lines. Forest, town, desert, frozen lands, back to forest. It was like going through different biomes in Minecraft.’

Nathan laughed at that. Randy laughed too. ‘Yeah, that was the best bit, not knowing what we were going to see next. But it never ended well. Anyone that resisted, and they usually did, we had to fight. The mullahs just didn’t know when to stop. The army hated it, but the mullahs took off the prisoners and killed them in secret places. The women and children were taken as slaves.’

‘Jeez,’ said Nathan in a whisper.

‘And the giants too. The mullahs called them Nephilim, the fallen ones, and wanted all of them killed. Our hearts weren’t in it at all though. That’s when the mutinies started.’

‘But giants?’ asked Nathan. ‘Are the not, like, really strong?’

‘Yeah, they are,’ conceded Randolph. ‘But they are also really big, which makes them really easy to shoot.’

‘How big?’

‘Like, as tall as trees. Tall as this flat. They are slow and ungainly. Honestly, it was like shooting giraffes. They were harmless.’

‘I never know if you are telling me the truth or not,’ commented Nathan.

‘It’s right there in the bible though, innit bro? Thou shalt not kill. Those mullahs just wanted to kill everybody. Not that I care about what the bible says.’

‘You should talk like that anywhere near the muta, you’ll get arrested.’

‘I give a shit what they think?’ asked Randolph. ‘We’re the fucking army and we’re here now. Things are going to change around here.’

Nathan was alarmed, not at what his brother was saying, but how he was saying it. His little brother didn’t talk like this. Even when they had been Temple Guards together Randolph was always acting the clown, he was always joking about and bantering with the other guards. He never swore either, even when others around him were doing it. He had a new seriousness about him that Nathan didn’t recognise and army life had evidently cured him of his aversion to bad language.

‘It’s done now though,’ sighed Randolph. ‘No one left up north worth killing.’

‘What do you mean?’

‘The people up there, you know, they were all mixed in. Hard to tell where they had come from before, just the sweepings of the planet. The mullahs designated one lot Canaanites, another lot Hittites. Those guys over there are Amorties, those are Girgashites, those are Perizzites, Hivites, Jebusites. At first it seemed sort of sensible. A way of grouping people, you may as well call them something since they were all from different places. They had all just banded together after the reditus. But what the mullahs were doing was giving them names of enemies from the bible so that we could be justified in killing them or taking them slaves with a clear conscious. What we were doing was a crusade in all but name.’

Nathan was speechless. Randolph looked over at him as the next level of their game loaded.

‘I’m still a Muslim, Nate,’ said Randolph. ‘You know. I used to think – if bad things are happening then that's Allah punishing you and if good stuff happens then that's Allah rewarding you. Now I don’t know. It’s like now that God is here, we don’t have that personal relationship with him any more, you know what I mean? It’s not about just you. People are rewarded or punished in groups. God doesn’t deal in individuals any longer.’

‘Come on Randy…’

‘Any work at the Temple?’ asked Randolph suddenly brightening and changing the subject. ‘Ah forget it, they’d never discharge me anyway. I’m one of the few ones that hasn’t gone crazy.’

‘They’d take you back,’ said Nathan. ‘It’s all old men and lazy coppers now.’

They played for a while longer. Randolph glanced up at the clock on the wall. ‘When are they due back?’

‘They are at Mala’s house. Probably about nine. We should make our own dinner.’

‘Is Evaline with them?’

‘Yeah.’

‘Well,’ said Randolph. ‘There is this other thing. I’ve got two new wives now. They both hate me. I don’t blame them. I didn’t want them that’s for sure, but we all had to do it. I don’t know what to do with them, they are still back at HQ.’

‘Oh my God!’ exclaimed Nathan. ‘Evaline is going to absolutely flip!’

‘I know,’ shrugged Randolph. He had lost the game. He put down the controller and leaned back on the sofa. ‘The other married men are the same. We’ve all got letters to show to our wives – our first wives. If Evaline starts yelling, she can take it up with the church.’

‘If?’ laughed Nathan. ‘Oh my God, bro. She’s going to go mental.’

‘Anyway,’ sighed Randolph. ‘It can keep for a bit longer. Old coppers you say? That’s what they used to replace all the lads that joined the army? Any good?’

‘They’re OK.’

Randolph knew the worst that Nathan could ever say about anyone was that they were “OK”. It was the closest he ever got to describing someone as an arsehole.

‘I heard today that they are opening up the Stadium again,’ went on Nathan. ‘Not like last time though. There are three hundred slaves coming up from the jungle. They are going to put them there.’

‘How do they plan to do that?’

‘God knows. It’s going to be a big deal though.’

Randolph made a dismissive ‘pftt’ sound.

‘Maybe not a big deal to the army, but a big deal for us,’ conceded Nathan.

Randolph was distant for a moment, then said, ‘those places we went to, where we killed everyone that resisted us. I told you we took the women and children as slaves. You think you have problems with three hundred? There are thirty-two thousand in army camps all the way back along out supply line for fifty miles. There are five thousand in a camp just five miles away. The spoils of war. I dunno bro, I dunno. And those mullahs, every one of them madder than the last. When Fred Tandy gets here… Mashallah…’

‘Whose Fed Tandy?’

‘He was the worst of them. A butcher with the blood of thousands on his hands, bro. I can’t even… I can’t even put it into words the things he did, and the things he had us do. I can’t...’

Randolph got up and went to lie down in his mother’s room. A little later Nathan went to the kitchen to made dinner.



Sunday, 4 December 2022

Short Story: The Great Balance

 


The Great Balance

It was a bright December morning in the year 2085 when Mrs Hatch arrived at the opulent home of Vincent Trusk, the richest man on the planet. She had with her the stumbling figure of Mr Undungo, who was in turn, the poorest man on the planet.

They avoided the press by using a rear entrance and made their way through a series of servant areas before being finally received by Mr Trusk himself, a slender bald-headed man dressed in cream-coloured linen. He stood beside a long, curved white sofa in a minimalist styled room that served as his office. The southern wall of the room was ceiling to floor glass and looked out over a sweltering, partially flooded, city.

‘Minister Hatch,’ said Trusk as he motioned them to the sofa. ‘Some tea perhaps?’

While tea was served, Mrs Hatch, evidently nervous, began laying out some papers. With nowhere else to put them she resorted to the sofa beside her. With nowhere to put a cup of tea either, she motioned away the TruskCorp serving robot. The robot then went to serve Mr Undungo, who regarded it rather as a dog would regard a lawn mower.


Mr Undungo had recently been bathed, but was still leaving stains on the immaculate upholstery, a situation that everyone in the room was choosing to ignore. Mrs Hatch, a middle-aged lady in a traditional A-line skirt and frock jacket, with her thoughts finally in order, began the discussion of the purpose of their visit.

‘Ah’, she said, looking up. ‘Yes sorry, that is all your paperwork there. Well anyway, I’m sure I don’t need to tell you how much press interest there has been in this, which is why we are here in person. After we have concluded, I’ll be giving a short… ah… press conference I suppose, which you will be welcome to join…’

She trailed off as Trusk scowled and walked over to the window. ‘This whole thing is ridiculous!’ he exclaimed. He then turned and pointed at Undungo. ‘Who even is this man?’

‘This is Mr Undungo,’ replied Hatch as calmly as she could. ‘He is the poorest man from the poorest city in the poorest nation on Earth. He is the person you are to be balanced with. He is the man who will receive exactly half your wealth.’

‘I rent my legs!’ Undungo suddenly yelped.

‘Yes,’ agreed Hatch, patting him on one of his prosthetic thighs. ‘You certainly do. The richest to the poorest, as Madame President says. The greater the disparity, the greater the balance.’

‘Absurd,’ snarled Trusk. ‘And tell me Minister Hatch, are you to be balanced?’

'Everyone is. Even me.'

'How much do you lose then? You happy with that?'

'I am not rich. It’s a matter of public record. I am matched with a dog breeder in Hounslow, I gain 35,412 pounds exactly.'

'Lucky you,’ snorted Trusk. ‘But people will stop working, you know. They will just sit and wait for the Balance.'

'At this stage, Mr Trusk, it seems we have no other choice but to try. Chronic tax avoidance on the part of oligarchs and billionaires such as yourself has led us to this point.'

'It’s not fair. Who gave President Thunberg the authority, certainly not me!'

‘It is precisely fair,’ corrected Hatch. ‘It’s not money that rules any longer, Mr Trusk, its fairness. Don’t you agree Mr Undungo?’

'I can have my own legs?'

‘And more beside Mr Undungo! You'll be a billionaire!’

‘Spare legs for church days, then?’ mused Undungo, rubbing his chin.

‘Well, I’m sure you’ll get the idea Mr U…’

‘You see!’ cried Trusk. ‘He won’t know what to do with the money, what a waste!’

‘I suggest you read the legislation again Mr Trusk. Even if he does waste it, it is still seen to be a better option than letting people like you continue to sit on great piles of wealth or worse, shooting it off into space.’

‘This won’t stand!’ declared Trusk, ‘You shall be hearing from my lawyers!’

He had the robot usher them out. The interview was over.


***

That very next day Mr Trusk spoke to his account, Mr Cleavepenny, an expert in tax evasion, who had come up with an idea on how to bilk the Balance. They spoke over an encrypted online video call.

‘It’s a simple shell game at the end of the day,’ said Cleavepenny with a lupine smile. ‘If you have someone in mind, give them a call. If not, I can suggest a few names.’

‘No, I get the idea, I have the perfect person for this scam. Start drawing up the paperwork.’



Mr Trusk killed the call and then dialled up an old acquaintance, a failed movie produce called Edna Bag.

‘What do you want, Vincent?’ she groaned as she stubbed out a cigarette into an empty wine glass. ‘You already have everything. A pound of flesh perhaps?’

‘Nothing like that,’ he replied soothingly. ‘I just want to make a proposition. You never did get that film The Sands of Semeru off the ground, did you?’

‘As you well know, you bastard. You pulled the plug when you bought the studio.’

‘Yes, yes,’ he said with a dismissive hand gesture. ‘All water under the bridge, now just hear me out…’

After he had made his offer, Bag rolled her eyes and lit a cigarette with a pistol-shaped lighter. ‘So, let’s get this right then. To avoid giving this guy Undungo half a trillion dollars, you put it all into my film. This will force Hatch to rebalance you now that your cupboard is bare. When the music stops, I cancel Sands, give you the money back, but I get 50 billion off my debts to the studio.’

‘In a nutshell,’ agreed Trusk.

‘They will Balance me too you know; how will that work?’

‘Mr Cleavepenny will send over the details, but essentially the money will be in the film and not your bank account. We hide it there until the Balance is over and I save almost all of it.’

‘What stops me from keeping it all?’

‘I believe Mr Cleavepenny will also send over some papers for you to sign to make sure that you don’t.’

‘Fine, fine,’ she said reaching for the button to disconnect the call. ‘Not like I have any choice in the matter.’

***

Some months later, having lost everything in the end, Mr Trusk turned up at the semi-drowned city hall offices of Mrs Hatch, now a senior advisor to President Thunberg.

After some unpleasant pleasantries he pleaded his case.

‘Cleavepenny and Bag took it all, don’t you understand? They did the whole thing behind my back. I’m saddled with five hundred billion in debt that I can’t pay because my money is still tied up in that wretched film!’

‘I’m so very sorry to hear that Mr Trusk,’ said Hatch with apparently genuine concern. ‘If it’s any consolation, you’ll be pleased to know that Mr Undungo did fine. He was matched with the second richest person in the world after your...’

Any consolation? Why would you think I would care about him?’ said Trusk, prior to burying his head in his hands.

‘Well,’ sighed Hatch. ‘Take comfort from this then, if you are as deeply in debt as you say, then you should do pretty well out of next year’s Balance.’

He looked up in amazement. ‘There is going to be another one?’

'Oh, I’m breaking new here, but yes, the senate has decreed it. Every year from now on, there will be a Balance.'

***

A year later Vincent Trusk was in jail. He could not hold out until the next Balance and his debts buried him. With the vultures circling, going to jail was the best option out of several other terrible ones.

Tall, gaunt, and dressed in orange he was escorted to a VIP visitor’s room where his shackles were removed, and he was sat at a cheap plastic table. Minister Hatch entered and sat at the other side of the table.

‘I see your friend Mr Undungo is doing well,’ he admitted with a sigh. ‘I follow his progress on the news.’

‘Ah yes, yes,’ agreed the Minister. ‘Some shrewd investments. He seemed to get the hang of being a billionaire pretty quickly.’

‘Huh OK, so, are you just here to gloat?’

‘Not at all. You see, with your massive spiralling debts, you are now at the far side of the map for this year’s Balance. I felt that, given the circumstances, I should deliver the news to you personally.’

‘What?’

‘You are to be Balanced with Mr Undungo again, and now half of his fortune will come back to you.’

‘I’ll be rich again?’ stuttered Trusk.

‘Yes, but only half as rich as when we first met. Well done Mr Trusk,’ smiled Minister Hatch. ‘You took the long way around, but you got there in the end!'







Sunday, 27 November 2022

 (G498 29/10/2022 via Roll20 - JF(GM), KT (AP later)) WA101

 (G498 29/10/2022 via Roll20 - JF(GM), KT (AP later)) WA101

[And now back into the Underdark with Fenrir and Reinward, who have entered the Lair of Queen Arachnia and are gathering three keys that will enable them to enter her castle. They are now about to battle the final key holder - Lord Amber!]

DAY 508(23rd Flamerule)(july) cont ...

Fenrir and Reinward had seen the secret lairs of several undead villains just lately and they were becoming experts in this genre of dwelling. Lord Amber's was definitely the finest example they had come across so far with a pit in the middle that contained a tentacled horror with corpses all around it and a large raised area at the back where the Lord now stood, at a long desk piled full of strange devices and treasures.
To top it all there were four pillars of pulsing green light arranged in a square around the chamber, there purpose as yet unknown.

Reinward, as he generally did, used his Wand of Deeper Darkness and his magical blindfold of Blindsight. This tactic inconvenienced his enemies, but also himself and Fenrir as it meant that they could not see what the pillars were doing when the shield was hit.

Fenrir started the combat with a blast aimed at the lich. His blast hit, but he noticed that a strange sort of magical shield that surrounded Lord Amber seemed to dissipate it.

After the attack, the corpses in the middle room started to rise. They both had sharp eyes and deducted that these were the bodies of overworld vampires, probably associates of Lord Bloodwurst dressed as they were in familiar looking full plate armour. They appeared to be controlled by the tentacles.

Fenrir attacked Lord Amber again, but still he seemed shielded. Reinward stabbed at the animated corpses, but it seemed to have no more affect that stabbing tins of beef.

It was not long before they were cornered and Fenrir had to put up a wall of flame to fend all their enemies off. The fire from the wall killed the tentacled thing in the  middle of the room and all the corpses fell to the floor.

Reinward, slippery as ever, snuck to the back of the room while Fenrir continued to blast away at Lord Amber. His spells were having no effect and the lich could not get anything to land on the warlock so it returned to its desk in search of a magical item that might help it.

Here it stumbled into Reinward and with a grisly hand it touched the young rogue on the neck. The Slay Living spell managed to penetrate all Reinward's defences and he slumped to the ground dead.

Fernier flew up to rear of the chamber and saw the lich going through Reinward's pockets, probably looking for the device that was casting Deeper Darkness so it could better deduce where Fenrir was hiding.

Fenrir meanwhile was using his detect magic powers and sensed the shield that was protecting  the Lord. Eventually he realised that the four pillars were powering the shield and he started  to attack them instead, blasting them to bits one by one.
Lord Amber noticed this and cast a Blade Barrier spell that threw back Fenrir for a moment, but the warlock countered with another Wall of Flame.

Lord Amber then cast Blasphemy that dazed Fenrir, but when it tried to finish him off with a Destruction Spell it went wide due to the Deeper Darkness that still engulfed most of the room.

Fenrir cast another of his unlimited supply of Walls of Flame around the lich and it died, crumbling to dust in the fire.

As Fenrir began to loot the desk, Reinward (minus another of the magical rings on his wrist that were blessings from Illmater that could save him from death) came slowly to his senses.
'What did I miss?' he groaned, rubbing his neck.


 (G497 15/10/2022 via Roll20 - AP, JF(GM), KT, AD) HOM13

 (G497 15/10/2022 via Roll20 - AP, JF(GM), KT, AD) HOM13

[The adventurers Griffolk Ethyn the Dragon-Shaman, Corhim Sparkledingle the Gnome Wizard and Fangorino the Barbarian are on a mission to follow Baroness Partick and have been onboard the galleon known as the Dementor for several weeks now. Recently they decided to slay all the Baroness's servants who had been crewing the ship.]


DAY 38 (day 27 of the voyage) cont ...

The deed done, Griff and Fangorino threw the five remaining bodies over the side of the ship. Then as the corpses floated off on in their wake, they washed the blood off the deck with some buckets of sea water.

After this, Griff realised that no one was sailing the ship! There was a light wind only, so they were not in immediate danger of floundering. He went to the captain's cabin, but the stout halfling was getting roaring drunk with two of the marines.
Fangorino decided to join them.

Griff and Corhim returned to the main deck where they were met by Midshipman Alise.
'What happened?' he asked. 'We heard sounds of fighting.'
They denied that anything at all happened, but they were not believed.

The only thing that could be done was to rouse up as much of a crew as the could.
They had little enough though, just the Bosun, the two midshipmen and the inexpert help of Fang and Griff. Sparkledingle tried to help, but was too small to be of much use.

There was a favourable wind though so the ship was easy to sail. Corhim consulted the charts and had the Bosun set a course south east by east, aiming for Yacg'harr Island as best he could.

After he had done that, Corhim returned to the Captain and in the name of science
gave him a potion labelled '14. Maybe Whisky'.
The captain began to levitate. Laughing he passed it to the marines who then also took a swig each and started bobbing around the cabin.

Corhim then took a pen and re-labelled '13. Do not not drink'. Finally he searched the cabin for maps, but could find none with Yacg'harr Island on it.

Having done all that he cared to do he returned to Bosun Redthorn.

Redthorn said; 'I've people waiting in Calimport. They can deal with the vampires and it's only 3 days away. We don't even know where your island is and its at least six days away.'

'But, what about Cavu's plan?' asked Corhim.

'Why don't you ask him?' said Redthorn sourly. 'He's nothing to do with me.'

The skeleton crew worked the ship until evening-time when Redthorn told them to weigh anchor so they could get some rest.

By the time of the evening meal Fangorino had sobered up and was able to listen in while the remaining survivors of the Demontor formulated a plan to try and live beyond the night.

Corhim happily set about going from room to room of those that had already died or gone missing, looking for anything useful (or so he said, although it sounds more like he was simply robbing
them!).

The room of Mr and Mrs Baleworth was locked and some bleak comedy ensued when the servants on the other side would not open up.
'Hello,' yelled Griff. 'Open up, it's important!'
Fang stepped up and buried his axe in the door. There was a loud scream from inside.
'Erm,' went on Griff, trying to get Fang out of the way. 'Please open the door, we mean you no harm.'
'Open up little piggies!' roared Fang as he barged passed and whacked his axe into the door again. From inside there was the sounds of a struggle and a woman screaming.
'No Vincent! Don't do it!'
They burst open the door and saw a man trying to get out of the port hole while a woman tried to haul him back in by the legs. Griff went and helped and eventually they managed to get him back into the room, and after much confusion they managed to calm the situation down and move the two servants to the dining room with everyone else.
The Baleworth's servants had been hiding in the cabin for days, without any food and little to drink, hoping that no one would notice them.

And so, everyone else that was on the side of the living was removed to the dining room for the night. The captain and the marines were dragged downstairs by the ankles, now dead drunk.
Even Mullmaster was unchained and brought in.

The doors were nailed shut, garlic and mirrors were put everywhere. A watch was set and they settled in for an anxious night.


DAY 39 (day 28 of the voyage)

At one in the morning Fang, who was on watch, heard the sound of nails coming out of the woodwork somewhere below. Just after that, mist began to creep in under the door, but it was repelled by the garlic which had been placed all around it.

Fang grabbed yet more garlic and started rubbing it on everything, including himself.

Meanwhile, Griffolk was having a dream, a vision really or a revelation, where the God Heronius came to him. He was woken from this dream by a big bang on the western door. As everyone was roused, he was the first to notice a vampiric mist forming under the table. It was creeping around a small crack in the floorboards.

Corhim awoke with a start and to his horror discovered there was something spiky in his  bedroll. He leapt out as quickly as he could, not waiting to discover what it could be.

Griffolk found that he was now blessed in some way by Heronius with divine power and managed to cast Protection from Evil on himself and just in the nick of time too, as the mist had now formed into an elderly male vampire in full plate armour who tried to mesmerise him.

More mists were forming, the room was in a panic. Fangorino flew into a barbarian rage. Mr Nice came bursting through the western door, but Corhim reacted fast and cast a Ray of Clumsiness on him, slowing him down considerably.

With the door open and threatened by a massive golem and the vampires coming up from below, the heroes were in for the fight of their lives.


Monday, 21 November 2022

 (G496 08/10/2022 via Roll20 - JF(GM), KT) WA100

 (G496 08/10/2022 via Roll20 - JF(GM), KT) WA100

[And now back into the Underdark with Fenrir and Reinward, who have entered the Lair of Queen Arachnia and are gathering three keys that will enable them to enter her castle. They are now in the final key holder's home - the Castle of Lord Amber.]

DAY 508(23rd Flamerule)(july) cont ...

And so they left the hall where they had just killed the huge humanoid being and went back to the courtyard.

They saw the small figure at the stable entrance again so Fenrir tried some subterfuge,  calling out, 'You there, we are very important people here to see your Lord! We have travelled far with important news and must see him at once!'

The stable boy, or whoever it was, fled into the stables and was not seen again. They explored the stables but could not find the boy so they crossed the courtyard and had another look at the hall. There was a door at the north end, but it seemed to radiate dread and Reinward was so terrified he could not go near it to check it for traps.

So finally they went back to the main door in the courtyard and entered the 'murder hole' area beyond it. A squad of six skeletal fighters passed them, but as the men were both invisible to them they went past without seeing them.

In the castle proper they came to a room with some skeletal archers in it, covering the approach to another gate. They destroyed them and moved on. A store room was found that contained, among other things, some very old dark elf wine. Reinward thought it might be valuable so he took ten jars of the stuff and put them in his Bag of Holding.

In the next corridor they encountered eight skeletal guards, but they were quickly blasted to bits by Fenrir's Eldritch Cone. In this corridor was the entrance to a shire known as 'The Chapel of the White Queen'. If felt strangely out of place in such an evil castle, and yet here it was, a shrine to a good dark elf goddess. It was still tended by a Iola the Priestess, an ancient dark elf lady who had been tending the shrine for hundreds of years.

She beckoned them in and aided them as best she could. She hoped they would be successful in slaying Lord Amber, and gave them a blessing, of which she said,
'Call on the White Queen when you are beset by undead on all sides and she will destroy them all!'
'Coo, thanks!' said Fenrir.
They rested a while and continued on their way, following the corridor west.

They came to a room that had a door in each wall, entering from the east. They saw a heap of rags in one corner that turned out to be the jester of Lord Amber, a withered old dark elf man named Mr Hanky.

He spoke in riddles, but eventually Fenrir figured out that two of the doors were trapped and only opened onto blank stone. The north door was the only one that led anywhere so they followed the hallway beyond it to a set of spiral stairs that were guarded by an ancient dark elf knight.

Tough as it was, it was easy for Fenrir to blast aside with his powerful magic. Halfway up the stairs was a door that lead to a balcony overlooking a very large feasting hall that appeared to contain a couple of hundred undead knights, who all sat at their tables silently.

The gently closed the door and continued upwards. A corridor led to their final destination, the throne room of Lord Amber. As they entered he turned to face them, a tall and powerful lich of an ancient dark elf cleric. He wore tarnished silver armour and wielded a long black metal flanged mace.

Perhaps now they had met a foe that might actually put up a fight!


Sunday, 20 November 2022

Karma Kingdom - Beta 1.0 b197

20/11/2022

Beta 1.0 b197 

 


- Some extra descriptions for Potions (taken from my old Fossworld MUD)
- Fixed BUG #167 - open mystery box not working
- Manage / Overview updated again. Trying to make it more readable.
- If you search the misty wastes (on the map) you'll eventually find some ruins that have in them The Last Egg. you can create the Master Chicken from this. Then you can gather more eggs from this chicken, then make more chickens from the eggs, then more eggs from the chickens! [Magic Card: Robot Chicken]
- Can now craft Jewellery Tools. These are now required for Gem cutting.
- More [ITEM] tags added
- Haider has made the Ecology and Population tabs use the 'card' format like Overview. (Better text to follow)  


To play the game go here:

http://roztov.epizy.com/stw/generate.html

Feel free to leave me messages on Facebook, or on this blog!

Sunday, 6 November 2022

Karma Kingdom - Beta 1.0 b196

 


Still having fun in HTML and Javascript making this game. It does mean though, since the main drive is 'to have fun' that it is developed rather randomly. I tend just to do the bits that interest me and other things get left.

I reminds me of what they said about EverQuest Landmark - that they got too bound up in making a really interesting tool and world that they hoped that the game would sort of emerge from that. It's not the case though, you need to think about what will make the game appealing to play. There needs to be a drive for the player to try and achieve the next -whatever it is-

So yeah, the game is more fun to develop than play I think! I know how a game like this works. You quest for loot, which you sell for gold, which you use to buy and upgrade equipment, buildings etc.

But for the world of Karma Kingdom there is nothing to spend gold on - that's rather the point. It's a bit like Dwarf Fortress in that respect in that you amass a huge fortune for the sake of it only.

I'll come up with something eventually. It would be good to get play testers. It's hard to get noticed on the Internet, even for such (I think) a worthy cause. I'll just keep going :)

Here is what it's all about:

When you play the game you gather resources for your kingdom by navigating to other charity click sites and pressing their 'click to donate' buttons.

With these resources you can then build your kingdom. As it grows the kingdom comes to represent your contribution too good causes all over the world, not just the climate, but refugees, animals, breast cancer, autism, veterans and many more.

The list of charities are regularly updated.

Karma Kingdom also keep a track of the estimated value of your clicks and how much CO2 you have helped remove from the atmosphere.

To play the game go here:

http://roztov.epizy.com/stw/generate.html

Feel free to leave me messages on Facebook, or on this blog!

 

25/10/2022     Beta 1.0 b196     


- Big update to ITEMS tab. Now shows only items that you have. I started it off and Haider finished it.
- Magic Items are now merged in with ITEMS
- Added Summon Merfolk Rogue spell (from MTG card)
- Some extra descriptions for Potions (taken from my old Fossworld MUD)


30/09/2022     Beta 1.0 b195     


- Fixed BUG #132 - building Dog Houses does not work
- Idea #261 - make bamboo walls for houses
- Added magical snake basket (from Magic Card: Snake Basket)
- Woolen crafting icons now have correct icons
- Can now craft bellows
- New dungeon room - Bugbears
- New skill - Bribery
- Fixed BUG #155 - move sense direction to Used Skills
- Added spell - Wall of Light(from Magic Card: Wall of Light)


22/08/2022     Beta 1.0 b194     


- Haider has made the requirements for the quests dynamic
- Haider added most of the quests to the 'scout' function on the map
- Haider added wibbler text to the map
- Completed map 'wibbler' text 

Wednesday, 26 October 2022

Paradise: Chapter 5: Deuteronomy (5912)(DRAFT!)

 


Chapter 5: Deuteronomy (5912)

Thorman watched as Sinclair lit a cigarette and flicked the match over the parapet of Grayfriars Tower. As the old man took the first few draws, Thorman tried to compose himself. He had known Sinclair before the reditus, and like Thorman the Archbishop had changed a great deal in the last year and a half. While Thorman had retreated into the strange world of sanity, Sinclair had embraced the chaos, and was a dangerous man because of it.

Sinclair had been unremarkable, as men of his kind went. He was the Moderator of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland at the time of the reditus, six months into his twelve-month post before the world turned upside down. In the months that followed, while Thorman had been doing his best to stay alive Sinclair had flourished and he’d made sure, through various forms of skulduggery, that he had become the Archbishop of Strake.

Thorman suspected it is because Sinclair was a sociopath, or there was something else even more wrong with this red-faced corpulent man that meant he had no great issue with religious persecution and church sanction executions. Like Thorman’s wife, he had the blood of multitudes on his hands.


‘You know what they are calling Strake now, Thomas?’ asked Sinclair as he puffed away.

‘I’ve no idea, Your Grace,’ replied Thorman.

‘Riverseafingal,’ snorted the archbishop, ‘Do ye get it? No? From that kids show. A made-up city. It was filmed in North Berwick, Glasgow, Edinburgh. What else? Aye, Newcastle, Manchester, anyway, all the bits that Strake is made of.’

‘Oh yes,’ said Thorman with a slightly forced laugh. ‘I see.’

‘Anyway…’ said the archbishop with a sigh. ‘I’ve been hearing about your new little project, Thomas. Still trying to save people? Aiming to be a saint?’

‘Not at all, Your Grace,’ Thorman feeling a knot of tension grow in his stomach. He reminded himself that Sinclair would usually go along with his requests if they involved no effort or comeback on his part.

Sinclair grunted and returned to his cigarette and did not speak again until he had finished it. The butt also went over the rail, to sizzle out in a rain filled street gutter below.

‘Most saints were martyred, think on that Thomas,’ chuckled Sinclair, but he was already bored of the subject, as he always did when speaking about anyone except himself.

He lit another cigarette and changed the conversation. ‘I’m so late because of all those bloody checkpoints. Even Church plates can’t get you through an army blockade any quicker. It’s getting wild up north again. I’ll re-arrange all my meetings in the morning, I’m just here for three days. I’ve still the Provost to see and a meeting of the secular council. If you do your bit here, then everything is in place.’

‘Yes, Your Grace.’ Thorman was wearing a quilted jacket to keep out the cold and had turned his back against the chill wind. The icy breeze whistle across the slate roofs, whipping up droplets from the puddles of rainwater.

Sinclair went on, going over all the things he planned to say to the people that he planned to meet the next day. Thorman barely listen as he had heard it before on the telephone many many times before and he was getting the words straight in his head in preparation of the archbishop mentioning Goldengreens again.

After a while, the archbishop’s monologue moved on to his pet project, the building of a Tabernacle in Evermarch. This was a topic that Thorman was cynical about, confident that the reason for its construction was to increase the importance of the archdiocese and thus the Archbishop’s standing, and had little to do with the glory of God. There was already one in Kirkland, just fifteen miles away, and Thomas thought he could be forgiven for thinking another one so close was pointless.

‘I’m confident we can get the Provost on board. We can pay off the council. If we can keep the Committee out of it, it surely certain that Evermarch will finally have its Tabernacle,’ said the Archbishop lighting his fourth cigarette. ‘You can’t inhabit this council building indefinitely.’

The last thing Thorman wanted was to live in what would, once built, be in essence a giant marquee tent. He liked it at Merric, it was large, well-appointed, and central. A Tabernacle built to the specification in the bible would be none of those things.


As if reading his thoughts, the Archbishop went on. ‘Curtains, ringlets, all the woodwork. Start sourcing them. Use the plans from Strake. It’s just camping, Thorman. On a larger scale.’

‘Has God asked for it?’ asked Thorman as inoffensively as he could, but knowing he was venturing into dangerous territory.

‘Well, no,’ admitted the Archbishop. ‘But how can he not like another Tabernacle?’

Sinclair flicked his fourth cigarette butt over the parapet. He then leaned over the stone rail a little to look down on Broad Street and the fountain. After a minute or two he crossed back to the other side of the tower that looked across the river to the west and south, blinking as the wind hit his face.

He stopped in his tracks and looked down, then said, ‘there are sweetie wrappers here Thorman, where have they come from?’

‘Other people come up here, Your Grace.’

‘What, who?’

‘Not the laity,’ hastened Thorman. ‘Just priests.’

Sinclair sighed and went back to the rail, looking down towards the silvery line of the river, a thin line of light in the gloom of endarkened Evermarch.

‘So, these slaves then?’

‘Well, Your Grace. We just got a driver back from Goldengreens yesterday,’ replied Thorman. ‘There are apparently several farms down there where there are hundreds of people being starved and worked to death by the Committee.’

‘What of it?’ shrugged Sinclair. ‘It’s Committee business.’

‘Surely though, Your Grace,’ went on Thorman. ‘Surely, they are over-stepping their bounds? Punishments are carried out by the church, that is the law. I’m informed though that they are killing them by the truck loads.’

‘Slaves, Thomas,’ sighed. ‘The Covenant Code, if you want to talk about law, allows for the punishment of slaves.’

‘Not murder though, Your Grace,’ wheedled Thorman. ‘And in such numbers? At least one of the farms had church property on it. We could close down the whole place based on that alone. How can any of this be God’s will?’

‘Leave God’s will to me, Thomas,’ said Sinclair imperiously. ‘What would you even do with them?’

‘Move them to Evermarch? We could set up the football stadium again.’

‘Aye, you sure about that Thomas?’ smirked the archbishop. ‘It wasn’t so long ago the heretics were being put to death there. You might make the people of Evermarch a bit nervous if you break the chains on the doors of that place.’

Thorman fought the urge to start chewing on his sleeves. ‘I know, but it would be different this time…’

Sinclair fished out his cigarette packet, saw it was empty then crushed it and tossed it into the corner of the tower. He turned to Thorman and said, ‘I tell you what, you get me my Tabernacle, Thomas, and you can put them on a rocket to the moon for all I care.’

Thorman nodded and bowed his head as the Archbishop passed him on his way to the stairwell door. He followed silently, not wanting to say or do anything that would make Sinclair reconsider the gift he had just given him. Thorman would certainly build that ridiculous tent if that’s what it meant to deal with Goldengreens and get three hundred or so souls out of the clutches of the Committee.

As they wound their way down the stairs then along the corridor to the accommodation block, Sinclair turned to a different subject.

‘You know there is word going around that God is going to appoint judges.’

‘Really, Your Grace?’

‘That’s the word. Good night, Thomas, I know my way from here.’


The archbishop didn’t turn around as he dismissed Thorman. He waited a moment for the Archbishop to leave then slowly returned to the stairs and descended to the ground floor. He considered what Sinclair had just said. It had sounded like a throw away remark, the sort of bombshell the Archbishop liked to land on his underlings at the end of phone calls and meetings. What had me meant by it? Did he mean that God was going to appoint biblical Judges like Othniel, Ehud or Samson? Creeping dread gripped Thorman once more, and he felt as cold as he had done minutes ago up on the tower as he had sheltered from the November wind. This must be what was driving his obsession with the Tabernacle. Sinclair was angling to become a judge. A biblical Judge. And knowing the man, he would not be Othniel, delivering forty years of peace, he would be Shamgar, slaughtering his enemies by the hundreds with an ox goad.

Thorman took a deep breath, and the horror fantasy he had been concocting in his head of Sinclair sat atop of six hundred corpses with a cattle prod across his knees faded. He returned to his office to gather his things and go home.

He was nearly at the front door when he remembered he had promised a leg of lamb for his wife. It was way past dinner time now, but it would do for Sunday lunch. He detoured through the burning rooms to where the priest portions were stored but saw nothing suitable. He then went to the altar where Acolyte Acton was performing a ritual. Thorman assumed Acton was clearing a back log if he was up at this time of night.

A bull had recently been slaughtered and Action was using its blood to trace patterns on the altar’s horns. Once this was complete, he picked up a nearby bucket and gently tipped it over the altar top, letting it run down into the gutters on either side. He then threw two slabs of beef onto the braziers either side of the altar and turned to the bishop.

‘You Grace,’ he said with a small bow.

‘Still here?’ asked Thorman.

An offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the Lord,’ quoth Acton.

The acolyte’s hands were red with blood to the elbow. He held them up, smiled, then began washing them with water from the altar’s font.

Another acolyte appeared and began to tend the meat, as if he was at a barbeque, turning it and letting it sizzle. Thorman’s stomach rumbled, despite the grotesque sight of Acton washing his hands.

‘Daily, Monthly, Yearly, Your Grace,’ smiled Acton benignly. ‘It never ends.’

Fat was sizzling on the altar and dribbling down into the scuppers. Thorman’s mouth was beginning to water.

‘There is nothing left of the lamb?’

‘Nothing at all your Grace, but I have some lovely rib eye,’ oozed Acton. ‘I was leaving it by for myself, but it’s yours if you want it.’

‘I promised my wife some lamb…’ murmured Thorman as Acton retrieved a packet of steak from one of the refrigerators. ‘Thank you, Acton, yes, that’s a good cut. I’m sure she’ll be happy with that. Thank you. Good night.’


***

The bishop left and Acton sneered at his back. He was finished though and nodded to the laymen to begin cleaning the burning rooms. He went through to the Guilt Offerings Chamber and used the washrooms there. As the sacrifices made here were generally made in silver coins, there was a lot less blood swilling around in the shower drains. This was an old college building, not a custom-built Tabernacle like they had in Kirkland, and the hastily installed facilities were barely fit for purpose. The cleaning staff would sweep everything into the drains and the fat would congeal into huge pipe clogging lumps that were incredibly hard to remove.


Acton exited Merric College by the main entrance, ignoring the guards, one of which giving him a friendly wave as he passed. He didn’t know who they were and didn’t want to know, the guards were looked down on by the acolytes. There was a young tall one (the friendly one) and a short old one. He heard the older one quite clearly, say ‘cunt’ behind him as he passed, but he ignored it, hunching into his coat and quickening his step into the darkness of the street.

He headed for the riverbank. The rain was off, but the puddles were still filling every hole in the pavement and the air was bitterly cold. Huddled into his dark coat he made his way down to the river and then along the cycle path and under Union Bridge. Wormwood lurked in the southern sky, masked by cloud, its dim red light seeping through like a blood stain, it followed on his left shoulder as he made his way home.

There was a gang of teenagers lurking at the cemetery gate and the catcalled at him as he passed. ‘You smell like a kebab shop mate!’ Acton ignored these insults too, as he always did. One day though, and he’d swore this several times before, one day he’d get them.

Another ten minutes walking and he was not far from home. There was a canal that he had to cross to finish the journey and he walked over the millstream bridge, looking over the rail down into the dark, thick mud below. Dank water was backed up from a blockage downstream, so the canal was brimming with stagnant water, partially covered in weeds and refuse. He tutted; somebody should do something.

On the other side of the bridge, there was a dark bundle of rags lying at the side of the millstream and as Acton walked past it, it spoke. ‘Hey, chief!’ it groaned in a drunken drawl. ‘Hey chief, gor anything tae drink?’

Acton looked down at the man at his feet. All he saw of the man’s face was an ill-defined shape, covered in matted hair. The man’s eyes glinted in the moonlight.

‘Are you addressing me?’ enquired the acolyte.

‘Got anything to drink?’ slurred the old sot. ‘Help me up brother.’

The old drunk lurched but could not get up. Either too drunk or too cold, he could do no more than lift his head from the paving stones.

‘I certainly will not touch you!’ hissed Acton. ‘Look at you. You are disgusting. Where are the rest of them? Hiding out in the mill again? I’ll call the muta on you.’

‘God bless you,’ sobbed the old man, crying at the mere mention of the Committee. ‘God bless you sir, god bless you…’

‘God bless me?’ snarled Acton. ‘Bless me for what?’

With a sudden violent surge Acton kicked the old man in the stomach, winding him and making him gasp for air.

‘Bless me for this?’ and he kicked again.

The old man gasped and wheezed, well beyond being able to speak.

Finally, Acton kicked the man in the head, the force of the blow rolling the drunkard over the edge of the pavement and into the millstream.

The old sot went bodily over the side, a dead weight, slowly sinking into the mud feet first. As the cold water began to enter his layers of clothing the drunk seemed to come to his senses, but it was too late. As he tried claw his way out, he only dug himself deeper, and in two more heart beats he was gone from sight completely.

Acton was long gone by the time the old man drowned. He walked quickly up the steps that led away from the south bank. Only one more street and he was home and as always, once at the top of the steps he turned to look back at the Temple, far away, but illuminated against the moonlit sky.

He heard the call of the Silver Trumpets and checked his watch. “Bloody late again!”

***

The Silver Trumpets in question were for decoration only. They stuck out of the windows of each side of the topmost room of the Greyfriars Church tower, an area directly underneath where Thorman and the Archbishop had met, with tall gothic windows that left the room open to the elements and the occasional pigeon.

The Silver Trumpets protruded out of each window, two on each side, eight in all and it was doubtful that any of them could be blow. The sound that Action heard that everyone within a half-mile radius heard, was coming from loudspeakers, discreetly mounted above the Trumpets.

The speakers were controlled by a battered public address system that was partially covered by a blue tarpaulin to keep the weather off it. The guards had been tardy, and the speakers had not worked on the first attempt and some rewiring had been attempted. This had resulted in their call being half an hour late. The Trumpets were meant to sound on Sundays, in times of war and on the first day of every month after the last of the Burnt Offerings. It was the duty of the guards to sound the trumpets, but it was not one that they carried out with any sense of urgency.

‘Ah well, happy December,’ commented the tall young temple guard as he switched off the sound system and unplugged it at the wall.

The guards warmed themselves up in the tea shack for fifteen minutes and then returned to the main gate. They wore matching black leather jerkins and conical helmets. The tunic worn underneath the jerkin was tasselled, and on top of everything a thick leather belt was slung, with a scabbard dangling at the hip that contained a gladius. When at the gate they also carried H&K MP5 submachineguns.

The younger man wore his uniform better, he was tall and as thin as a reed, but with a muscular grace that was only revealed when he moved. Standing still he looked like an underfed clothes-pole with a goofy smile. His name was Nathan Jack, he was half-Asian and had been Muslim back when religions had meant anything. Before the reditus he had just been starting university, but when everything got all jumbled up his mother thought, since both her sons had been taking karate lessons since they had been small children it was a good idea to get them jobs as Temple guards. She had been right, as other heretical families were persecuted by the muta, the Jack family, with their Temple connections were left well alone. Nathan’s younger brother, being quicker witted and more useful, had been sent north a year ago and little had been heard of him since.

The other man was Joe Bunn, he was older and fatter, a former policeman who had fitted comfortably into the job of Temple Guard like a faithful old dog being led to a new kennel. He had bunions on his feet and the livid red face of a man that like to drink. By anyone’s estimation he was a dreadful man, but Jack got on with him well enough as he got on with everyone.

They were on the night shift, a shift that started at seven in the evening and ended at seven in the morning when the day shift arrived and took over.

Boring as Jack’s job was now, it was still way better than last year when they had been doing the Jealousy Offerings. He spent all day herding around terrified women while the acolytes forced them to drink the bitter waters. That had been awful. It was all over now though, and he was thankful for that.

These days Evermarch had calmed down a bit. There were less killings and almost no violence in the Temple. It was as if a fever had run its course and a new normal was beginning to take shape.

After his stint at the gate, it was time for Jack to go home. He lived in a flat twenty minutes away from Merric and he enjoyed the walk. He liked walking home in the dawn light, with the sun at his back and Wormwood hidden from view. There was only one checkpoint currently between him and home and the muta knew better than stop and check a Temple guard.

His flat had been big when just him and his wife had lived in it. But now his mother and sister-in-law were both staying with him, and it felt cramped, each woman having brought as much as they could with them from their previous homes as they could.

He unlocked and entered the flat as quietly as he could, removed his boots at the door and padded past the bedrooms to the kitchen at the end of the corridor. His mum was frying eggs for his breakfast. The kitchen was small, with a table that sat only two people. He took off his coat and hung it on the back of one of the two chairs and sat down.

There was a TV on the kitchen work top, the volume down low. His mum was watching one of the morning shows. She prepared and brought him a cup of tea, then later eggs and toast with ketchup the way he liked it. As she cooked, she talked quietly of small things, shopping lists and gossip. She was a small, plump Asian woman with greying hair tied up in a bun. Her name was Tulu.

‘Thanks mum!’ he said gratefully as he tucked into his breakfast. She didn’t always feed him and if he had been the sort of person that paid notice to these sorts of things, he would have realised that it was always because she had something she wanted to talk to him about that she didn’t want the other women in the house to hear.

‘They were fighting again last night Nathan,’ she whispered to him as she sat down at the other side of the table with her own cup of cold tea. ‘Worst one so far. They both went to bed with thunderclouds.’

‘What about?’ Nathan asked with little interest.

‘Oh,’ sighed his mother. ‘They were nipping away at each other all night, about who has the tougher life and who does the most housework. So silly. Why can’t she just move out? She has her cleaning job now.’

His mother was referring to her other son’s wife, Evaline, who had been sleeping on the sofa in the living room for the last year. Nathan did feel the need to say anything, he had picked up the morning newspaper and was flicking casually through it.

‘She was never meant to stay here. It’s not fair for you and Mary, I don’t think so,’ went on his mother.

There were sounds of movement from the living room. Nathan caught a glimpse of the tall, thin form of Evaline passing through the corridor to the bathroom. She had pale skin and long red hair, thrown into wild stylings by a night on the sofa. Tuti leaned over and turned up the volume on the TV a little. The walls in the flat were thin and the bathroom was next to the kitchen.

‘Mary was calling her a freeloader last night. I don’t know why Evaline doesn’t just move out, she’d be happier. I think she’s just staying to annoy Mary now. Don’t you want to do something about it?’

‘Do what mum?’

She was about to say something, but there was a loud farting sound from next door, heard clearly over the sound of the TV which forced Tuti to stifle a laugh. Tuti under normal circumstances laughed like a braying donkey.

Nathan laughed, more at the sight of his mother turning red than at the sound itself. When Evaline went back into the living room she gave them both a dirty look.

‘Oh dear,’ said Tuti, who then stood and went to the sink to start cleaning the plates.

Five minutes later Evaline was in the kitchen making toast. It was small room and cramped for three people, so Nathan moved through to the living room. He moved Evaline’s bedding so he could sit down. Usually, he would watch half an hour of TV before going to bed, and he caught a nearby chair with one of his long legs and hooked it over so he could rest his feet on it.

As he flicked through the channels his wife Mary entered, coming from their bedroom, a solidly build dark-skinned woman wearing a fluffy dressing gown and bunny slippers. She snuggled up against him on the sofa. Again, if he was the sort of person that noticed these things, he would have realised that she was only ever affectionate to him in this way when she needed him on her side whenever there was trouble brewing.

Trouble was indeed brewing and while he watched the news, and then what passed for a weather forecast in the world these days, Evaline entered and sat on the armchair, tucking her feet up and fixing Mary with a stony stare. After a while the women started snipping and sniping at each other, unnoticed by Nathan as he half dosed, weary from his nights work and ready for sleep.

He only began to tune into the argument as it got more heated.

‘It’s ok for you!’ cried Evaline. ‘You’ve all got each other! My family is all gone. The Committee took our five-bedroom house. Don’t you think if I had a better place I would go there?’

‘You don’t need a five-bedroom house all to yourself. There are plenty of places south of the river!’ At this Mary picked up the newspaper that was in Nathan’s lap and tossed it at the other woman. ‘There! Look in that!’

Evaline batted the newspaper aside. ‘It’s not just that. I’m safe here. A woman out there all alone, I’d be a target for the muta. I’m only safe under this roof. I’m here for the exact same reason you are.’

‘Things have settled down. Go to one of the women only blocks then. Plenty out in the projects.’

Evaline bridled. ‘Are you fucking kidding me?’

Mary sat up. ‘Don’t speak to me like that!’

‘You’ve got it all sorted out haven’t you Mary,’ snarled Evaline. ‘You got in here pretty quickly, didn’t you? All those other unmarried women looking for men connected to the church or in other safe jobs. You knew what you were doing.’

‘How dare you!’ cried Mary, then turning to Nathan. ‘Are you going to let her talk to me like that?’

Nathan laughed. All of this was beyond his capacity, as his mother often said he had too gentle a soul to even know what to do in a quarrel. All he could do was watch with the mild passive concern of a Labrador dog and with about as much understanding.

Tuti slipped past to her room at the other end of the corridor, beside the front door. When the fighting started, she would hide in her room and listen through the wall. She hated violence of any kind and if she was ever dragged into a fight then tears would start rolling down her face and she would lock herself in her room.

Now that he had seen his mother make her escape, Nathan wanted to go to bed too and was trying to judge the safest moment to leave the room. Ideally, he would go and join his mother and lie down on the bed beside her on the bed in her cluttered room. A room stuffed full of boxes of clothes, shoes, coats, and everything else that she saved from her own home before the church had taken it.


Evaline, having now reached a suitable level of anger, started making a big show of packing her clothes into the three suitcases that constituted her life. It was only now that Nathan noticed the open cases and the disarray of clothes that lay about them, meaning that this performance had also been given the night before.

She pulled on a pair of jeans and then hunted out her boots. Mary watched with twisted lips and folded arms. Nathan leaned out one of his long legs to try and fish in the newspaper without being noticed. He might not be able to escape, but he could at least find something to hide behind.


They all stopped what they were doing when there was a knock on the door. Jack looked up at the clock. It wasn’t even nine yet. He rose to his feet and walked out into the hall, but his mother was already at the door as her bedroom was right beside it. She stood on her tip toes to look through the peephole then suddenly yelped and started frantically pulling at the door chain.

‘Who is it mum?’ he asked in bemusement.

Tuti flung open the door and there was Randolph, Nathan’s younger brother, stood there wearing army fatigues with a kit bag at his feet.

Tuti yelped again and literally leapt up at him to give him a hug. Nathan tried to speak but the house was in sudden turmoil as the other women all began talking at once. They dragged Randolph Jack into the living room leaving Nathan to check the stairwell and shut the door.

‘What’s happening?’ Randolph demanded jokingly as he was led away. ‘I can hear you fighting all the way down the stairs!’

They barely made it into the room and remained lodged in the hall. Randolph was tall, but shorter and stockier than his elder brother. He had the same friendly smile, perhaps a little cheekier, which fitted his character. He was thinner than the last time they had all seen him, his cheeks more pinched, but he seemed happy to see them all.

He tried to answer the questions as they were asked, breathlessly and all at once. ‘I’m on leave. I’ve just come from the station. My unit is coming down in three weeks. I’m here to stay!’

Breakfast was prepared and served to him on a tray in front of the TV. Evaline had latched onto his arm and would not let go, so he ate and drank his tea with one hand.

‘Will you make nasi goreng tonight mum?’ he asked. ‘The army food is dreadful. I’ve been dreaming about your food all the way down on the train.’

‘I’ll make some now,’ said Tuti and went into the kitchen, glad to do something for the son she had not seen in a year.

Nathan was taking in the outfit that his brother was in. Camouflaged fatigues with deep pockets in the jacket. ‘You don’t have to have tassels on your clothes?’

‘No, bra,’ smiled Randolph as he cut up his eggs. ‘They would get caught on everything. You don’t have any of that sort of stuff in the army.’

Finally, the family moved into the living room, Randolph was given the armchair and the others arranged themselves on the sofa. Evaline sat at her husband’s feet.

Tuti went to the kitchen to prepare food and a short while later arrived with a steaming bowl of hot rice.

‘Oh, thanks mum!’ he said and began shovelling it into his mouth.

Now that she was back Tuti now started her questioning, barging everyone else into silence.

‘Just up north, mum,’ he continued. ‘Hundreds of miles. It takes forever to get there because the planes can’t fly, and the trains are so slow. It’s all desert up there, really cold at night. We’d be in trenches for weeks at a time. They called us back to Camp Moab a month ago, and I guess they rand out of things for us to do mum, coz the have started sending us home.’

Mashallah’, whispered his mother under her breath.

‘Yeah,’ he smiled. ‘Looks like we won the war, my whole unit is going to be down here soon.’

The chatter continued and Nathan, despite himself, yawned, slipping further into the sagging sofa. He would usually be in bed by now.


Two hours later and Tuti was in the kitchen sorting out Randolph’s clothes for washing. Mary had grown bored and was back in her room, while Eveline had her eyes closed and her head leaned against her husband’s knee. The two brothers were now the only ones talking.

‘They called us in because you Evermarch Cops are too soft, bro. We’re going to shake this place up. There are giants in Strake now, you know? Tame ones. Times are changing, bro.’

Nathan was confused. His brother had been part of a contingent of templars sent north, like Nathan he had been a guard at Evermarch Temple. They had never been connected to the army.

‘They? Who is “They”?’ asked Nathan.

‘The army, bru.’

‘You’re still a templar?’

‘Not any more bru, we all got rolled into the army up north. A lot of things changed up there. A lot of things are going to change down here too. That’s what the old man said in the big talk they gave us back at base before we went on leave.’

Suddenly Eveline was awake. She stood up and went to the bathroom.

Randolph took the opportunity to lean in and whisper conspiratorially to his brother.

‘Wait until we are alone, bro. The stuff I’ve seen.’

‘Like what?’ Nathan whispered back, leaning in too.

‘Insane stuff, even for the times we live in. We rampaged through the towns up there. We had soldier dying of lust. There was leprosy, giants, quails.’

‘Giant quails?’

‘Nah. Giants and quails. We fought the giants and ate the quails. We had to be really harsh with the locals, it wasn’t cool bru. If anyone spoke up about anything, then they were struck down the leprosy. We learned to keep our mouths shut.’

‘This sounds mental, Randy.’

‘When we came up against the fiery serpents some of us preferred the leprosy to be honest. Part of the army mutinied. They were swallowed by a pit and consumed by fire. Some others got the plague and died.’

Randolph checked the door then went on. ‘All the time we were mucking about with giants and fiery serpents the mullahs were looking for Cannanites. Didn’t find any though. Found some talking asses. Donkeys, not butts.’

Nathan was dumb struck in disbelief. His brother had always been a joker, a wind up merchant, but this seems such a strange joke, and delivered earnestly.

Tuti came through from the kitchen. ‘I’m going to wash all the clothes in that bag,’ she declared.

Seeing Nathan yawning she said, ‘you need to go to bed. You’ve work again tonight.’

Nathan nodded; he was exhausted from listening to Randy’s incredible stories.

‘This can be your room, with Eveline,’ said Tuti. ‘When did you last sleep too? You look knackered.’

The brothers both stood up, the better to be organised by their mother. Their paths next crossed in the hallway as they both went to their rooms.

‘The places we went to,’ said Randolph. ‘We would kill half of them and take the other half as slaves. We had to. The ones that fought against it died. I don’t know how I deal with this bro.’

Neither did Nathan. He hugged his brother, then went to bed.