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Thursday 26 November 2020

(G430 14/11/2020 via Roll20 - AP(GM), JF) LR28

 (G430 14/11/2020 via Roll20 - AP(GM), JF) LR28


DAY 506 (22nd Flamerule) (July) cont ...

I will now jot down a few things before I retire for the night. The houses I've built are functional, but not comfortable, so we've usually slept on the boat. We cleared out all the pirate rubbish and gave it a good clean earlier so it is now perfectly habitable.

However, tonight I am back in Waterdeep, and how that came to pass now let me explain:

I have become frustrated, if not quite infuriated with Alfred. Now he tells me (after presumably ruminating about things in that glacier-speed brain of his) that Midpoint Island can be 'hidden' in a pocket dimension (like putting it in a gigantic Bag of Holding I suppose) while still being accessible to me. The process of hiding it would take about a week.

Technically, he informs me, the island would not move, it would be 'out of phase' which sounds like nonsense to me and contradicts his ideas on Pocket Dimensions.

Perhaps he means it moves to a different plane, but that is very close to ours, much like the Plane of Shadows?

He is an imprecise being. There is a difference between planes, dimensions and phases - as has been explained to me by Irritator on many occasion - which would affect how 'safe' the island is once 'hidden'.

For instance, any dingbat with a spellbook can go to another plane. Getting into what would effectively be the inside of a Bag of Holding would be a whole other kettle of interdimensional horrors.

'Which do you prefer?' I asked. Staying on the Material Plane or popping off to Alfred Land?

He told me he preferred the island to be hidden - and thereby threw all my plans into disarray! I let out a very long and loud sigh and told him to get on with it  then and I started making plans to leave.

He gave me an amulet and informed me that once the Island was hidden I could use it to gain access whenever I needed to.

Shortly after that I had my bags packed and myself, Molly and the animals teleported back to Waterdeep.

I met the others in the pub. Lavinia had not long arrived, but had already started buying up supplies.
'Well you may as well sell them again,' I told her sourly as I nursed my pint. 'Alfred  kiboshed the whole thing. The Island looks like a non-starter now.'
'Oh dear,' replied my wife soothingly. 'Well, how about checking back at the Lost Refuge?'
I smiled at her. I knew she was no great fan of the place, but was trying her best to cheer me up.
'Me and Irritator will go take a look in the morning,' I grumped into my drink.


DAY 507 (23rd Flamerule) (July)

Myself and Irritator teleported in to the Lost Refuge this morning. There was another tribe of lizardfolk there. Their leader was K's nephew!

He seemed like a nice chap and appeared to be happy that I had avenged his uncle, but I could see that I would have all the same work to do again to convince him that this was actually my place and he was effectively a trespasser, that in the end I just couldn't be bothered.

So enjoy the 'Hallowed' living chambers, K's nephew, and the re-enforced walls and  drainage ditches I put in before Captain Shit-heel came along and killed everyone.

I'm just not sure what to do now, to be honest. The Island is a lot better than the Swamp if truth be told. So if I'm going to have to do a lot of convincing of annoying co-habitants  to do, then why not do it with Alfred?

Anyway, more on that later, for now myself and Irritator wandered over to his houseto see how it was getting along. Well - there were two dead bodies in it, one male, one female, poorly dressed and nibbled on by critters. We took them out and buried them.

A tree had also fallen on his house (he'd not been gone that long! Very unlucky if you ask me), so we patched things up with Wood Shape.

We spend the night by the fire, talking, smoking and drinking.


DAY 508 (24th Flamerule) (July)

Spent the day helping to clean and sort Irritator's house.

Talked in the evening. I don't know what to do. Set up in the Swamp again? Try in some mad way to set up on the island (build a teleport pad out of the sea??). Try another third place? (There are plenty of ruined castles and things in Kryptgarden) or just give up entirely?


DAY 509 (25th Flamerule) (July)

With Irritator's house all nice and clean, I left him to relax for a while. Our last adventure has left him incredibly wealthy. I wonder what he'll spend it on?

I decided to fly back, a nice long trip to perhaps clear my head.

Tonight I arrived at Corm Orp and spend the night in a local inn.


DAY 510 (26th Flamerule) (July)

Flew west all day. Landed in the Misty Forest and camped out in a nice spot.


DAY 511 (27th Flamerule) (July)

Flew to Waterdeep and walked in through the gate.

Went to the OJB and had a late supper before going to bed. Chatted to Lavinia for a while before sleep. She is now six months pregnant, we should really decide where this baby is going to be born!

Not in a 'Brewery-turned-Dung Sweepers Guild' was something we both agreed on!


DAY 512 (28th Flamerule) (July)

Took it easy today.

Went to a shop and bought a map of Faerune.

Looking it over, we both decided we would like to go back to Sasserine for a while.

DAY 513 (29th Flamerule) (July)

Flew to the Island, with Lavinia, Molly and the critters on my back, then teleported to Sasserine.

My first port of call was Glittermain's Shop, where Raz had sold that magical flute.
I had always regretted that, and it also really belonged to Lavinia as it had come out of the old Vanderboren Vault.

The flute was still there! I purchased it and gave it a try. I cannot play the flute but eventually I did manage to summon Rhemera.
She talks the Common Tongue and she was once a harem girl in Calimshan, but now she was linked to the flute in much the same way a genie is to its bottle. She is bard, not a powerful one, but still useful to have around.

I grew most nostalgic, remember my early days of adventuring, arriving at the docks for the first time, wondering what could happen to me in such a faraway and interesting place. That had been late 1375DR. And now here we were again, halfway through 1377DR. Had it really only been two years?

So much had happened. Chult, all the dramas back at Waterdeep, then the Plane of Shadows, Barovia, then the Underdark and finally my latest dealings with the Unseen. Getting married, a baby on the way. Silvanus protect us.

Sad as I was of such bittersweet memories - I did not know at the time that my old pal Raz was alive and kicking back in Westgate! It would have been nice of him to tell me don't you think? I admit that he was busy though.

The magical shopkeeper pointed out another item to me - a ring this time - that behaved in a similar manner to the flute. This time though, a wizard would be summoned. I managed it on the second attempt and we met a young halfling called Wellby.
I purchased this item also.

Both Rhemera and Wellby could only be around for about an hour each day, but they could eat and drink while they were corporeal so we took them to the nearest pub for a slap up lunch and as many drinks as they could manage before their time was up!


Wednesday 25 November 2020

(G429 31/10/2020 via Roll20 - AP, JF(GM)) WA74

 (G429 31/10/2020 via Roll20 - AP, JF(GM)) WA74

[To return to Fenrir and his dealings with Katheera of the Night Masks.]

DAY 485  (30th Kythorn)(June)

Katheera "The Succubus" Urdo had been kidnapped! Or so Degasus Tarensun told Fenrir when next he went to see him at the Purple Lady.

They had just that moment received news of her whereabouts - a house in an ancient ruined city some 50 miles southwest of Westgate. Fenrir decided to set off at once.

Meanwhile, Random had enlisted the help of Raz and Veddic. He gave them money for a night on the town and told them to leave some 'calling cards' here and there.
These were stylised pairs of pink ladies underwear - the calling card (apparently) of the 'Knip Tanps Banditos'.

[The very astute of you may trace the 'Banditos' back to the 'Pink Pants Bandit', which was a very elaborate trick that Cavu (back when he was known as Banjax) had once played on a fellow party member. It can be assumed that the 'Banditos' were a mere fiction,  a ruse to fool the Nightmasks into thinking they had new competition in the city.]

DAY 486  (1st Flamerule)(July)

Fenrir arrived at the ruined city just after midnight. It was an ancient place, now lost in the deep forest of the south-western area of the Dragon Coast. I have no idea, from Fenrir's description of what this place might be - I have found no history book that mentions it.

Be that as it may, Fenrir found the place easily enough from the directions he had been given and found the only house that still stood, situated as it was in the deepest and darkest part of the forest. He could see that there were lights on as he approached.

After flying around invisibly, to scout the place, he landed in a walled off area where there had once been a swimming pool of sorts. As he set foot on the ground a zombified beholder rose from the pool and attacked him! He flew up, firing as he went. The beholder did not trouble him overly much though and he soon killed it, its rotting corpse slipping once more into the fetid waters of the pool.

Fenrir landed again and decided to simply use the front door. He tried his Ring of Knock but much to his amazement this did not work. It was not until he finally walked away that the door swung open of its own accord - with a low ominous creak.

In the entrance hall were two gargoyles, which attacked him, but these days Fenrir is so powerful he eats gargoyles for breakfast and with one fell Cone of Eldritch Power he incinerated them and much of the soft furnishings.

The chamber beyond the hall contained a statue of a gryphon and a sofa with a creepy doll on it. The doll watched him with glowing blue eyes.

'Hello, are you an entity that resides in this house permanently?' asked Fenrir in a rather overly polite fashion considering the manner of his entrance.
The doll did not deign to reply.

He entered a tea room, where a chandelier crashed to the floor and nearly hit him. Next he entered a dining room where a ghostly scene of a lord talking to his guests played out before fading away.

Somewhat perplexed Fenrir returned to the room with the gryphon statue and looked it over. He worked out there was a mechanism that opened two secret doors and after a bit of pulling with a rope, he managed to get them both to open for him.

In the next room he was attacked by a cloaker, which he easily killed, then heading upstairs he found a room the contained another doll. He crept past it, heading for the master bedroom.

Here he was presented with the reason the house was the way it was. On the ceiling, covered in roots was the lord of the house, sort of alive - or at least moving slightly anyway.
At the dressing table was an old hag, a witch that had cursed the place countless years ago and still remained, feeding off its dark energy.

She attacked Fenrir as he entered, and summoned waves of ghasts to hold him off. Fenrir was beaten back, but they could not do much damage to him - armoured both physically and magically as he was - and he pushed them back with blasts of Eldritch Power, turning the room into a charnel mess. He chained shots from them onto the hag and soon wore her down. Finally he pushed through the undead and finished her off with one last powerful blast.

The main evil of the house defeated he headed out of the room, only to be attacked by the second knife wielding doll. He incinerated that too, as it leapt about, trying to stab him in the back. He then searched the rest of the house, taking whatever treasure he found,  and killing a couple of phase spiders, before finally finding the cellar, the last place in the house he had not visited.

Here he discovered a Flesh Golem, which attacked him and was blasted to bits in short  order. There were cells down here and in one of them he found Katheera Urdo.
'Finally!' she cried. 'The Night Masks have sent someone. Get me out of here!'

He didn't let her go though. He got a name out of her (Hrarnok Sharkchum) and then blasted her into pieces, Katheera cursing him savagely as she died.

He then set a few fires around the place and left the house to burn as he flew back to  Westgate.

He arrived around noon and went to get some sleep.

In the evening he returned to Degasus Tarensun and said;
'Sorry, but she was already dead when I got there.'
Degasus was convinced but did ask;
'Who are you Barry Shitknees?'
Fenrir did not give an answer, but simply finished his drink and left. He had his next
name and that was all he cared about.


Tuesday 24 November 2020

(G428 24/10/2020 via Roll20 - AP(GM), JF) LR27

 (G428 24/10/2020 via Roll20 - AP(GM), JF) LR27


DAY 500 (16th Flamerule) (July)

I am starting to have my doubts about this sinister island. Molly says that she is feeling increasingly gloomy - the 'Haunted House Effect' I assume is getting to her. Rolanda and Jonathan feel it too, but to a lesser extent as they are mere animals.

It seems stronger within a four mile radius of the cave (situated as it is more or less at the centre of the island) and Molly reports that outside of that radius she doesn't  mind it so much. Out on the boat, it is 'fine'.

I hate talking to Alfred. It's not just that he talks in riddles, he appears to change his mind on things. I think it depends on how you phrase questions to him. He gives one answer on day, and another the next - I get the feeling it take his 'brain' (or whatever he uses for thinking) time to catch up with what I am talking to him about.

Initially he seemed to be fine with the idea of me making a small settlement here and forming diplomatic relationships with the nations of the Sword Coast. Now I get the feeling that while not exactly changing his mind, he is always pouring cold water on my plans.

I built another house today anyway. You never know.

DAY 501 (17th Flamerule) (July)

Built another house.

Scryed the halfling that threw down the caltrops the other day, when those eight fellows arrived on the island.

Saw him in a barracks. I saw a sigil that I did not recognise. I sketched it out for future reference.
I heard him talk to others and someone said;
'As soon as we landed on the island it all went to shit. We'd better be giving our report.'
They had Neverwinter accents.


DAY 502 (18th Flamerule) (July)

Built another house today. Now have seven in total.

Received a 'Sending' from Nissa - Ambassadors will be arriving tomorrow.


DAY 503 (19th Flamerule) (July)

Built another house today. Now have eight in total.

So, two boats did indeed arrive today. One from Neverwinter and another from Waterdeep. I Wood Shaped a shelter, table and chairs, and we talked.

We discussed what was going on, I gave them some carefully guarded information. I mentioned that the Blue Phage was now over with, which made everyone happy.

Still, they both said they would maintain their fleets for now.


DAY 504 (20th Flamerule) (July)

Built another house today. Now have nine in total.

I felt duty bound to inform my elders and betters of the Druid Council of what was going on, although I admit I think of them as a bunch of beardy old humbugs.

I teleported into the Ardeep Forest and went to talk to Sildair Tanpo and Chimal Luje, the heads of the Ardeep Council.

Instead I found Horehound Lungwort, a very grump old lady half-elf. Initially I don't quite think she was following what I was talking about, but when it finally dawned on her the gravity of the situation I was now in she frantically started to take notes.

After we had talked for some time, they arranged a teleport for me, back to Midpoint Island.

Well, I have at least done my (Druidic) duty - we shall see what comes of it, if anything.


DAY 505 (21th Flamerule) (July)

Built another house today. Now have ten in total.

Took a good tour of the island, paying particular attention to the flora of the place. There isn't much - is the short answer! Some trees yes, but apart from some sparse grasses not much else. This island has been 'somewhere' - somewhere apart form the world, where birds fly in to islands, seeds wash up on its shores etc.

Flew down to our closest neighbours - the Whale Bones - and gathered apple tree cuttings, nuts, berries, wheat - anything and everything that I could find, in short, with the hope that I could persuade it all to grow back on Mid Point.


DAY 506 (22nd Flamerule) (July)

Built another house today. Now have eleven in total.

Spent an enjoyable day planting orchards, shrubberies and wheat fields around the island. Some days I really love being a druid!

Molly helped, she seemed to have great fun. I hoped the 'Haunted House Effect' is  not bothering her too much.


Wednesday 14 October 2020

(G427 03/10/2020 via Roll20 - AP, JF(GM)) WA73

 (G427 03/10/2020 via Roll20 - AP, JF(GM)) WA73

[To return to Fenrir and his cold war against the vampires of Westgate]

DAY 482  (27th Kythorn)(June)  cont ...

That night Fenrir had a nightmare. He dreamed of a cave in the forest. As he walked  towards it, he heard cackling from within. As he went in, walking past a campfire, he saw two women leaning over a third. There was a scream, then a baby was held aloft.
The baby had horns...

Fenrir woke with a start. He was sure he had dreamed of Nexelmode, and it probably wasn't a good omen. He did some sums on his fingers. If he had got her pregnant the baby wasn't due for another three months. Or was there sorcery and/or devilry at work? He tried to dimiss it from his mind and get back to sleep.

DAY 483  (28th Kythorn)(June)

Still, he had a spring in his step as he went to work. The sun was shining and the birds were singing. He helped himself to 500 gold from the Watch fund for 'expenses' and went on with his day.

He was getting fed up with stories of trouble at the Dock Ward. The death of Sweetpea was still an issue.

He put that to one side though when a nobleman called Salvis Ssemm came to him, demanding justice from a merchant that he said had cheated him.

In theory Fenrir was now the Supreme Justice of Westgate, but he had little idea of the law (usually being on the wrong side of it - hoho!) so he went to speak to one of his judges.

He had six and the most 'sensible' one (if there is such a thing as a sensible judgein Westgate) - Jenner Fields, a half-orc commoner who had risen to prominence due to her intellect and wisdom.

She looked over the paperwork. It was insurance for a caravan that had been lost.
'It's not been notarised,' she said. 'A technicality that renders these papers legally rubbish. Morally Ssemm is right, he paid for the caravan and the insurance I presume, but legally the merchant is in the right.'

The merchant in question was a halfling caravan leader called Ampy Dung and Fenrir went to see him. It was only a matter of 400 gold, so Fenrir got Ampy to hand over 200 gold and gave it to Ssemm.
So neither party happy, but neither party coming back round to Fenrir's door again so it was all to the good.

(For the record the 6 judges of Westgate are:

Rona Nylo - half-elf male - Good - Adept - Very wise
Duvamil 'Badger' the Proud - half-gnome - Aristocrat female - Lawful and Good - Not Wise and not clever
Darius Mendez - Paladin -  - Lawful and Good - not clever
Rotrick Parsemen - Aristocrat - Lawful - not clever and not wise
Gniess the Dancer - Aristocrat - Dwarf - Chaotic and Good - clever, but not wise
Jenner Fields - half-orc female - Commoner - Neutral in all things - clever and wise
)

Fenrir spent the rest of the day finding out about Katheera Urdo, the next name on his list. She lived at Castle Urdo but could often be found at the Purple Lady.
Fenrir remembered the place as Random (back when he was pretending to be a merchant called Nebulus) had been based there, as had Fenrir for a few days.
It was a house full of expensive tarts, just the sort of place he liked.

That night, he, Veddic and Raz went there, in disguise. They got a table and mingled for a while, keeping their spending low key.
She was not there that night, but they did talk to a man called Degasus Tarensun who said he could arrange a meeting. He need to know Fenrir's name and the name of the target.
Fenrir gave his name as 'Barry Shit-Knees' and the target as 'Veddic Carver'!

Veddic (in disguise) sat bolt upright as he had not been informed of this part of the plan!
'Not an easy target,' said Tarensun, who had heard of Veddic. 'But come here again tomorrow and we can see what happens.'


DAY 484  (29th Kythorn)(June)

There was a minor dispute between the Tavern Keepers Guild and the Watchmen about how much free beer was an acceptable amount to ask for. Fenrir came down on the side if the Watchmen.

The main thing though was the Dock Ward.
'It's total rubbish!' declared Portia. 'Watchmen are being harassed in the street. Getting stones thrown at them by kids and stuff. It's still all about  the death of Sweetpea.'

What Fenrir really wanted to do was go down there and burn it to the ground,
but he decided to think about it first.
He called in the three sheriffs and got three different opinions
"Crush them!", "Don't Crush Them!" and "I don't know!"

(For the record, the three sheriffs are:

    - Rebeca Thorngage - Chaotic and Evil Fighter - Human female - dumb but tough (city)
    - Eme the Stalwart - Lawful and Good human female - Athletic and wise (exterior)
    - Kirken Jenelet - Neutral in all things warrior Half-orc male - tough, not clever (dock)
)

Kirken, who was sheriff of the Dockward also said, 'these things pass...'
So far he had been wrong about that though.
'What about the guilds? Can they not control their workers?' asked Fenrir
'Down there, only about a third of them work in the city,' explained Eme. 'The others are just the dregs. There are some sailors that live there, but they are mainly pirates.'

Fenrir sighed. Blasting the place to oblivion was still sounding like a viable plan.
Still, that evening he went, in disguise, to a few of the Dock Side taverns to see what people were saying.
He got into a conversation with two locals. One was a clerk and the other a stevedore.
'While I agree all this unrest is counter-productive' said the clever young clerk. 'Citizens  of the city have rights. If someone is blown to bits, there should be questions asked. And now  the person that did it is in charge of the Watch. How will Sweetpea ever get justice?'
'He was attacked,' said the disguised Fenrir, 'Was he not meant to defend himself?'
'Pah!' put in the stevedore. 'She was just trying to earn a few bob, like the rest of us. Sure she made a mistake, but from wot I heard, there was hardly anything left of her to bury! Bunch of wankers. One rule for us and one rule for them innit? A nobleman falls off his 'orse and bursts his head open - dead - his family go down the Temple, pay the money and he's back in the land of the living again. What about people like us though eh? Once  we're dead we're dead and that's the end of it.'

Fenrir nodded along with the clerk. He was beginning to get the idea!


Tuesday 13 October 2020

(G426 26/09/2020 via Roll20 - AP(GM), JF) LR26

 (G426 26/09/2020 via Roll20 - AP(GM), JF) LR26

[More of my notes from my time on Mid Point Island - where we had defeated the Unseen and had taken control of the island.]

DAY 494 (10th Flamerule) (July) cont ...

I think I've lost track of the days somewhere along the way. The beginning of my life as the 'Warden of Midpoint Island' is a bit of a blur. There was so much to take in and sometimes 'Alfred the Smoke Monster' as I called him would simply just insert information into my head if he thought it would save time.

So for the first few days I felt like I'd been finding and eating magic mushrooms in the Kryptgarden Forest.

For the rest of the day and night, my family and companions left me to talk to Alfred.

Here are my unstructured notes from these conversations:

- The 'One way teleporter' acts as the Greater Teleportation spell. I'm not sure if it is interplanar
- Alfred is 13ft tall, a solid shadow. He can pick up a rock and throw it.
- The nasties that the prison contains come from 'All Planes, All Realities and All Times'
- Mid Point Island has a temperate climate, much the same as Waterdeep. It is 12 miles wide from top to bottom.
- The Island 'appears in times of crisis', and always in the current location. It was last seen 1500 years ago, around lunchtime
- The Warden bestows the 'Mark of Welcome'. Any being with a conscious alignment is affected by the lack of it if they arrive on the island - so humanoids, monsters, undead etc. Animals are not generally affected.
- The last Warden was the creator of the island. A sort of 'White Wizard'. He channeled 'oceans of magical energy' in order to make the island. He lived thousands of years ago and now he is dead.
- The island 'surfaced' again after interference form an outside force - i.e. the Mindflayers
- The trees on the island appeared and grew quickly due to the presence of the strong nature magic of me and Sylvia channeled via Alfred somehow
- I do now know the island (via Intellicus) while not on the island
- The crystal ball in the Teleporter room acts as the Greater Scrying spell
- The Wardenship can be passed on to someone willing and worthy
- The Warden can leave the island whenever he likes. Alfred can send a message if the Warden is needed back

Well, anyway, tonight we are sleeping on the ships.
But while we ate our evening meal we talked of our plans and what to do next. Lavinia had great plans for turning the island into a colony like she did with Farshore.
I don't know what Alfred would think of that, but surely he won't expect us to be daring our own socks?
'What about the caves though?' I asked her.
'People do wander,' chimed in Irritator

I decided to seal off the caves for now (apart from a hole big enough for a druid to get through!).  We can cross that bridge when we came to it.


DAY 495 (11th Flamerule) (July)

Today Lavinia went off in the Black Cat with 2000 gold to go get supplies and try and persuade some people to come and live here.
She took Sylvia, Irritator, Giselle, father and Eno with her.
Corum and Gharlie teleported back, as advance scouts.

We reckoned she'd be gone about a month.

This left just me, Molly and Rolanda on the island, with one empty boat that we have taken to calling 'Sister'.

I've started experimenting with building houses. As a Huge Earth Elemental I have no problem moving rocks around. I can then Stone Shape them into rough dwellings and use Wood Shape to strengthen them.

In one day I can build a very small cabin. If I take two days I can build a small house with four small rooms.

After all that fun, in the afternoon, I flew over to both the Waterdeep and Neverwinter fleets to invite them to visit.
The message I left was this:
'The new Warden of Mid Point Island invites you to send an emissary as soon as you like.'

I then looked around for animals to awaken. Currently on the island there are no land animals except for three stray dogs. There are plenty of seagulls though.

As an extra pair of eyes in the sky might be useful I decided to awaken a seagull and began today.

DAY 496 (12th Flamerule) (July)

Finished awakening the seagull. Named him Jonathan.

Built another house.

DAY 497 (13th Flamerule) (July)

Two Jolly boats arrived today, with delegations from Waterdeep and Neverwinter. There were four men on each craft and as they stepped onto the beach the all looked sick and fearful. I remembered to put the 'Mark of Welcome' on them and they perked up after that.

Each side had sent a captain from one of their ships, rough sorts of fellows really. I had a prepared speech:
'I'm the Warden of Mid Point Island now. There is nothing of value here, but if you wish it then you may set up embassies here'

Long-John Arsehole (one of the captains, I forget which one) pipes up;
'What's to stop us from taking the island from you?'

Well, other than all the other things that had been stopping him up until now there was also Alfred, who I introduced them to. 'Meet the Smoke Monster!'

Obviously a 13 foot tall shadow monster made them a bit more polite.
'How?' they asked.
'I'll not go into details,' I answered politely. 'But I'm in charge now.'
They asked who I was and I saw no point in lying. The Temple of Mystra knew who I was, I'd talked to Starseer himself, and it would only be a matter of time before my name was known.
'Rollo Lavius,' I said.

'We need to report back,' they said as they went to leave.

I have the feeling they thought I was a mad man.


DAY 498 (14th Flamerule) (July)

I decided to have a wee tour of the Coffins today, but quickly gave up as it was too terrifying. There are things down on the lower levels that would turn someone's soul inside out and I can barely make it past the first floor.

So, instead I teleported back to the OJB in Waterdeep to see what was going on. Corum was a bit miffed because he had already had representatives of the Open Lord around asking about what his brother (i.e. me) was up to!

Corum was keeping his ear to the ground, but even so he had heard nothing of the Unseen in Waterdeep. They were hard to find, of course, so that did not mean they were not still here.

In disguise, we went to find Reasonable Bob of the Temple of Mystra and let him know that
a) the amulets had worked a treat
b) the island was now secure, and
c) we had stopped the Blue Phage

He was happy with that (particularly 'c') and we agreed that a top Mystran cleric could come over to the island some time to take a look.

Spend the night at the OJB. Lavinia and the Black Cat are not here yet, they will be about halfway.

DAY 499 (15th Flamerule) (July)

Filled my Bag of Holding full of pies, chips and bottles of beer and flew back to the island. Got there about six in the evening.

I gave some chips to Jonathan. He had nothing to report. Something was going on though, he'd not spotted that their were eight people on the island. I could sense them clearly, up on the north side, heading inland.

I flew up their straight away, dropped down beside them and introduced myself, much to their amazement and shock.

They were adventurers, by appearance, a collecting of armoured men, rogues, wizards and clerics.
There was a half orc, an elf and a halfling also in their party. They were heavily armed.
'What are you doing here?' I asked.
'We, ah, are here on a task.'
'That's hardly an answer,' I scoffed. 'This is my island. You are trespassing.'
The leader grunted and waved at me dismissively. 'Don't get in our way.'
'Let me introduce you to the Smoke Monster,' I replied as Alfred appeared beside me.

That put the wind right up them and they started backing off. One of them tried to cast a  spell and failed.
'Stop!' I demanded. 'Stop and talk. Who are you people?'
'Ah!' one yelped. 'We are not at liberty to say!'
At that point they started running back to the coast. I thought of stopping them, but could think of no way that would not end in a punch up.
Alfred could have stopped them and put them in Blue Coffins, but he had told me that this caused terrible agony and I had no desire to visit that on them, whoever they were. Those Blue Coffins give me the heebie-jeebies.

The little halfling threw down some caltrops as they ran. This was an aggressive action, but I let this also pass - even though in a brief flash of anger all I wanted to do was catch the little shit and shove all the caltrops down his throat.

They waded into the water and swam out far enough, beyond the Protection Barrier until one of them could cast Teleportation. And off they went.

I returned to the cave and used the crystal ball to Scrye them.

They were sitting on benches in a stone walled room.
'Oof!' said one of them. 'That island just aint right!'


Monday 12 October 2020

(G425 19/09/2020 via Roll20 - AP, JF(GM)) WA72

(G425 19/09/2020 via Roll20 - AP, JF(GM)) WA72

DAY 480  (25th Kythorn)(June)  cont...

The chair that Raz threw hit Whitey like a meteor, striking him in the chest and sending him flying backwards.

Mayhem erupted.

A rogue called 'Yellow Ferret' threw a chair at Raz, but accidentally hit Whitey's friend 'Sausage Face' in the back. Chairs and bottles flew, people that wanted to avoid the fight surged away and those that wanted part of it surged in.

Fenrir took his eyes off Whitey as a group of adventurers in the corner joined in, a fighter, a rogue and a wizard. He took them out one by one with Painful Slumber. It cost him time though and Raz was also getting swamped, fending off blows left and right.

He lashed out at a 'Mysterious Stranger' - his blow didn't seem to do any damage although it did connect.

The Stranger struck back, a much more powerful blow than Raz had expected from anyone in a dock side tavern. He staggered back.

'IS THIS WHAT THEY CALL A BAR FIGHT?' asked the stranger.

'I suppose so,' muttered Raz as he backed off.

The only sensible one out of the lot of them was Veddic. He avoided the fleeing tarts and the dwarven miners piling in and kept his eyes on Whitey. The rogue was fleeing and headed into the back rooms. Veddic followed, but lost him. He then went outside and saw five watchmen heading for the tavern.

Raz too, by now, had joined the pursuit and deduced that Whitey had escaped by going up the chimney in one of the back rooms. He rushed out and told Fenrir, who cursed and ran out past the fighters to take a look. He ran right into the arms of the watch.

'Look, a bear!' he bluffed, making them all turn, before going invisible and taking to the air.

He spotted a shadowy figure running from roof to roof and followed him. The figure then dropped down and started walking. He then jumped out of his skin as Fenrir appeared before him and said;

'Let's try that again shall we?'

Whitey turned and felt.

Fenrir blasted, but by rare chance the spell fizzled.

'Help! Help! Murder!' shouted Whitey as he reached the door of another pub.

Fenrir hit him with a Painful Slumber spell that made Whitey slump into the doorway.

People were looking out of the doors and windows, and a nosey human female cleric of Umberlee was on  hand and wanted to take a look.

Luckily for Fenrir though, she was as drunk as skunk and he easily ignored her.

By then Raz and Veddic had caught up and they took Whitey away, pretending he was just a drunken friend. They took him up onto a roof a Veddic prepared him to be re-awakened.

Now - dear reader - at this point Fenrir left them all and what happened next I am not at all sure about, but I think he went off to find and talk to the 'Mysterious Stranger'.

What they talked about when he found him I am also not sure about, but I think it simply involved what the stranger was doing in the city and how he was enjoying the food.

Now, I've head it said that Fenrir thought he had met the Personification of Death. But that's impossible as no such being exists!

Fenrir may even have tried to recruit 'Death' to help him in the fight against the Vampires, reasoning that 'Death' would be no friend of the undead.

Whoever this being was though, he was on a schedule and had to leave Westgate later that night. Who had Fenrir met then? I'm not sure, perhaps a powerful demon or angel, or maybe the avatar or servant of one of the gods? Or maybe Fenrir is just making the whole thing up, it's entirely possible.

In any event, he returned to the rooftop half an hour later.

They woke up Whitey and questioned him. He soon gave up the name: Katheera "The Succubus" Urdo

'Where is she?' asked Fenrir.

'In her bed probably,' answered Whitey. He honestly did not know much about her comings and goings, but did know she lived at Castle Urdo with the rest of her noble family.

Satisfied with a single name Fenrir stabbed Whitey in the back of the head and once he was dead

Veddic turned him into an undead skeleton and stuffed him into his Bag of Holding.

Thus was the end of Whitey 'the Kid'.


DAY 481  (26th Kythorn)(June) 

After a solid night's sleep (I should imagine none of the three of them were troubled one wink by the cold blooded murder they had committed the night before!) Fenrir went to work, while Veddic and Raz flew over to Spectre Island to see Random.

There were now nearly 200 people living on the island, mainly refugees from the Plane of Shadow and it was turning into a bustling hive of activity.

'It's all good,' said Random. 'Everything is coming on nicely. We are all ready here for the next step, when you've sorted out the Vampires. If you ever have the desire for a change of pace there are a few pirate and/or goblin infested island around here you could deal with, but there is no rush!'


DAY 482  (27th Kythorn)(June) 

Again this morning Fenrir went to work. He was 'laying low' for a while to see what the fallout was from the death of Whitey.

He talked to Portia about it who told him;

'I've heard about the ruckus of course, but so far it's being considered as just another wild night in the Dock Ward.'

Fenrir smiled, put his feet on the desk and steepled his fingers together. Now he had to come up with a way of getting his hands on Katheera Urdo. 

Wednesday 7 October 2020

(G424 05/09/2020 via Roll20 - AP(GM), JF) LR25

 (G424 05/09/2020 via Roll20 - AP(GM), JF) LR25

[While Fenrir was getting into a bar fight in Westgate, I was still pouring loads of summoned critters into the caves of the mind-flayers]

DAY 493 (9th Flamerule) (July) cont ...

More beasts were summoned, two more apes, one fiendish wolf, then packs of regular wolves until we had all run out of spells.

Again we advanced into the cleared areas, finding two dead ogres, a dead doppleganger and more dead mindflayers.

We also found treasure, gold and other coins, gems, scrolls and potions.

The caves opened up into a huge cavern, the size of a cathedral, and we could see massive crystals everywhere, in lumps as big as houses and growths as big as tree trunks. Jiggle was sent forward, from the entrance to take a look, while we  others stepped back into the tunnel.

On her return she reported that she saw a bunch of mindflayers gathered around one of the massive crystals, doing something arcane to it.

We had no magic left for another assault though, so we left them to it for today and went back outside to rest.

DAY 494 (10th Flamerule) (July)

In the morning we snuck back to the huge cave without being blocked or attacked. This far in, our magic barely functioned at all, but summoning was still the safest form of attack against enemies like mindflayers.

Wolves were sent in, a Yeth hound and several apes. Sylvia kept watch and listened to the fighting. Spell after spell failed, nullified by the anti-magic effect of the caves. A mindflayer was killed, then an ogre.

More spells failed and another ogre approached. More dopplegangers lurked further back. It looked dicey for a moment and I considered teleporting out and just going back to Waterdeep, admitting defeat and getting the Temple of Mystra to finish this off.

But I realised we had finally come to the point where we were relying too much on magic and I ordered everyone to start using their bows and crossbows.

This, combined with a lucky Celestial Bison that Sylvia summoned, did the trick. The Bison trampled the ogre and the arrows dealt with the dopplegangers.

I also managed to summon a Flaming Sphere, that together with the bison finally slew the last ogre.

Now Jiggles, armed with the magical bow I had loaned her, came into her own, and one by one she sniped the remaining mindflayers with deadly shots aimed from the shadows.

There were four, she killed one, then another, then the last two rushed at us. Sylvia summoned a Celestial bomb beetle and I summoned three hippogriffs. These only delayed them, but it was enough to give Jiggles time to stick arrows in them too.

The battle was over, so we went over the crystal that they had been so intent on. There was a nether-brain inside it, and judging by the cracks in the glass the mindflayers had been trying to release it.

Out of nowhere a giant black shadowy being - easily 30 feet tall - suddenly appeared and using some mysterious means began to repair the crystal.

After that he turned his attention to the cave and we watched in awe as all the crystal growths receded until only the 'crystal coffins' were left.

The shadow giant was not threatening, so while he attended to his business we wandered the cavern. We could see that there were creatures inside the 'coffins', all sorts of nasty things. Some of them we could tell that - somehow - they were observing us as we passed, which made us very uneasy.

I could feel them probing at my mind, a crushing pressure, and hear them cursing in dead languages and unknown tongues.

After about ten minutes the shadow giant seemed to have finished his tidy-up. It turned and looked at us. I gave it a friendly wave.
It raised a hand and we were frozen to the spot.

'Thank you, protectors,' is said inside our heads. 'Now you must choose a warden from your company.' We asked some questions and gathered that this was a sort of prison and that there must always be a warden.
'What if none of us want this job?' I squeaked.
'For this world and all worlds to remain,' it intoned. 'A warden must be present.'

I could hardly volunteer anyone else, so I mentally stepped forward. There was a surge of power in my head and it was suddenly full of knowledge that I scarcely wanted about this dreadful place and I passed out.

When I awoke I felt great. I felt aware of the entire island, like I was there looking at every part of it at once. Without being told I also knew that there were 66 'floors' below this cavern and from each floor led out six tunnels, each with more of the coffins and more of the prisoners within them. The further down you went, the nastier the prisoners. Up top was bad enough with nether-brains and what-have-you, but at the bottom there were nasties so nasty that they ate demogorgons for breakfast.

The knowledge I had of Mid Point Island came from a blessing called 'Intellcus.' Other blessings included a near doubling of my Druidic power, but the Shadow told me that this only happened while I was on the island.

I could summon the shadow whenever I wanted, on the island, so I called him Alfred, as he had to be called something. He told me that this place had been created for the worst and most evil of creatures in all of existence, many years ago, a sort of 'dark well of the weave' full of fell power. I barely understood what he meant.

Jiggles had discovered a side tunnel and shouted at us to take a look. There was a chamber at the end of the tunnel with floor tiles and pillars that made it look like a teleportation chamber.
Alfred explained: This chamber can be use to teleport to anywhere in Faerune. It is one way though.
He went on to say that the Island was protected with an 'Anti Teleportation Shield'.

He was forth-coming with information, though it was sometimes delivered in an odd sort of stilted way.

From my questioning of him I gathered the following information:

- The Dopplegangers and Mindflayers were indeed trying to free the Nether-brain
- My main duty as 'Warden' was to protect the island
- The 'Blue Phage' had been an unfortunate by-product of the mind-flayers interfering with the crystals that contain the prisoners
- The 'Blue Phage' could now be expected to be receding from all infections sites across Faerune
- There is a sort of aura or something that makes people feel ill-at-ease on the island unless I give them something that I am now calling the 'Mark of Welcome'. All I need do is will it.

We talked (if you could call it that) for much longer, Alfred and I, and some of it was so stomach-churningly terrifying that I am not fain to record it here in ink.
Perhaps one day.

Now I must rest. I has been a long day, with an end to it that I did not expect.


Tuesday 6 October 2020

(G423 29/08/2020 via Roll20 - AP, JF(GM)) WA71

 (G423 29/08/2020 via Roll20 - AP, JF(GM)) WA71



[Back to Fenrir and his friends. Remember that Fenrir is now the head of the Westgate Watch and is also trying to go after the Nightmasks and their vampire masters]


DAY 481  (26th Kythorn)(June)  

One of Fenrir's duties as Commander of the Watch and Supreme Justice of Westgate was to attend regular council meetings.

These meetings were always sycophantic praise-fests for the glorious leader of Westgate, the Croamarkh Dreydal Trant.
Fenrir, ever the charmer, was at ease in situations like these, perfectly at home shmoozing and buttering up anyone that required it.

After the meetng, during the day he flew over to Spectre Island and talked to Random, who  was back from the Plane of Shadows again.
Fenrir arranged to have some 'garlic bombs' manufactured, the purchase of some mirrors and he also tasked Veddic with casting two Hallow spells (with Aid) on his house.

Back at work, Fenrir talked to Portia, about the factions of Westgate and vampires. She said she would start digging up information for him.
As a check Fenrir held up a mirror to her, and she was clearly reflected in it and not disturbed in any way. He gave it to her as a gift.

He guessed that she was thinking that he was after some big win against the Night Masks in order to impress the Croamarkh.
He asked her directly, 'what do you think about me going after the vampires?'
'I think you are going to die,' she replied bluntly.

That evening, back at home, he thought rather unrealistically of digging a ditch all the way around the city, as he had done around his house, as the first advance against the vampires, but then he remembered that Random had told him to go look for Whitey the Kid, so he got Veddic and Raz roused up and out they all went for a night on the town.

Disguised (using Hats of Disguise) as sellswords it did not take them long to find Whitey in a dockside tavern called 'The Clumsy Haddock' where he was drinking with  three of his friends.

After a couple of drinks Fenrir sidled up to him and said, 'I've a proposition for you.'
Whitey joined them at their table and Fenrir got him a drink.
'Who are you guys?' he asked.
Fenrir gave evasive answers, and Whitey grew impatient, got up and went back to his own table.

Annoyed, Fenrir looked around the tavern. It was busy, there were at least fifty people here, mainly young rogues and tarts, with many dressed in black, meaning that they were either Nightmasks, or wanted to be.
Throwing out any more pretence at subtlety, he snarled at Raz;
'Throw a chair at the wee shite!'
Raz stood and picked up a chair. 'Righto!' he replied cheerfully.


Friday 2 October 2020

(G422 15/08/2020 via Roll20 - AP(GM), JF) LR24

 (G422 15/08/2020 via Roll20 - AP(GM), JF) LR24


[While Fenrir was getting into hot water in Westgate, I was still slowly being annoying to the  inhabitants of the cave in the mountains of Mid Point Island]

DAY 492 (8th Flamerule) (July) cont ...

And so our assault on the caves continued. I sent in more apes, Sylvia sent in a Yeth Hound. Then  weasels and crocodiles. And after that dogs and wolves.
Even with our spells failing half of the time, we were managing to send in a real menagerie of beasts to chase and kill the denizens of the cave.

We heard lots of noise, and were confident that we'd set them back, but cautious as ever I decided to head back to the camp after all our magic had been expended.

DAY 493 (9th Flamerule) (July)

We entered the caves again and smashed our way through the crystal doors that had been erected to hold us back. Cautiously we entered the caves we had sent our beasts into the day before and found dead dopplegangers, mindflayers and an ogre.

We looted their bodies and continued deeper into the caves. Slow as it was, the tactic of smashing a hole in the next 'door' and summoning as many beasts on the other side as we could seemed to be working.


After the next hole was made, we repeated the process - and in went more apes, wolves,  dire weasels and Yeth hounds. Again we heard the sounds of screams, snarls and fighting echo through the caves.


Thursday 1 October 2020

(G421 08/08/2020 via Roll20 - AP, JF(GM)) WA70


(G421 08/08/2020 via Roll20 - AP, JF(GM)) WA70



[Fenrir and friends had returned from the Lost Shrine of Tamoachan.]

DAY 478  (23rd Kythorn)(June)

Spectre Island and Fenrir divvied up the loot. Once everything was sold to Random's shopkeeper they ended up with 16619.46 gold each! A nice little haul that.

From what I gather Dorette went back home, declaring that she had enough gold on her to become the Queen of Pedestal. I don't know if she was joking or not.

Wayney was also somewhat overcome by the amount of gold she was now in possession of and laughed that she might buy herself a castle, but then turning more serious she said she might see if she can use it to get Mr Rattles back from Nexelmode and resurrect him. 

Cavu gave Fenrir seven shards, that had come to him from Random in the FAMP. He briefly explained to him that they were very powerful spells, but like scrolls they could only be used once.

After going over their plans again (although when Fenrir and Cavu get together I can imagine they soon fall into talking about Waterdeep gossip), Fenrir headed home to his townhouse in Westgate.

There, he and Raz discussed how he would be best presented to Westgate society (in his quest to marry Thisle Thalavar!) and decided this:


''

They say lowborn on his mother's side, but in Westgate investigating his father's side for possible highborn connections.

''

It was a decent enough ruse, Raz's mother had been a fighter, a sort of knight attached to a barbarian lord's retinue, so a powerful women in her own right, no just some scullery maid.

But she was lowborn, that much was true.

And Raz's father was highborn, that was also true, but what was not true was that they already knew who he was - the late Lord Argaunt Thalavar. The only problem I could think of that it was a story that invited questions, but otherwise it was good, like all good lies it had some truth to it.

Of course, revealing too early he was the bastard son of Lord Argaunt Thalavar (and a potential heir to the throne of Westgate) would land him in big trouble and most likely a target for arrest or  assassination. 

Remember, dear reader, this is my old pal Raz we are talking about, from back in Sasserine and the Sea Wyvern, the same fellow that smeared his own shit over my harpsichord keys and who used to smell and laugh at his own farts.

So I can only imagine Fenrir did the best with the material he had. It takes a life-time to breed a gentleman and Raz would never be that. What he could be was a 'visiting dignitary' though - someone 'important' that had to be 'humoured' if they did anything out of turn.

Westgate was a large port city, so was used to the strange ways of foreigners so between them they worked out what sort of show they would put on for the nobles when they met them.

They would get their chance the next night, as a Solstice dance would be on, in the fields outside the city, an ancient tradition that welcomed the lowborn and highborn alike.

Thistle Thalavar would be there.

The last thing Fenrir did before retiring for the night was talk to Gelly and ask her about the bards she had hired.

'Well!' she declared. 'The Bards died!'

She'd not dug into it (out of fear) but said she would and get back to him. She also mentioned that there was 'trouble in Dockward' over the death of Sweetpea.

Fenrir had forgotten (he kills a lot of people after all) but she had been a popular maiden in the area, who had been part of the contingent of rogues Fayder the assassin had hired to kill Fenrir.

They'd failed of course, and in typical Fenrir fashion everyone in a local radius of the attempt had been incinerated.

Well, the locals of the ward were upset at Fenrir being the new head of the Watch and there was much grumblings.

DAY 479  (24th Kythorn)(June)

I don't know all that much about what Fenrir was doing at work in these times. I suspect not an awful lot.

He had several key assistants, I think, that kept the day to day stuff running while he thought of higher matters.

They were:

Mia the Magical - his personal secretary (a goodly soul who was much loved by the watch, a female elf wizard)

Portia Cadger - his 'Special Advisor' (a female halfling rogue)

Rocky "The Fool" Hammertong - Head of the Watch Wizards (a male dwarf wizard and old pal of Random's. Unpredictable)

Relleme Filchbatter - current head of the DAW (a female gnome monk on the back of a giant celestial bee called Honey) 

Today his interest landed on the 'Sweetpea' issue, that seemed to be drawing in more and more resources. He thought of issuing a statement or the like, but Portia advised 'Actions speak louder than words'

He organised a sort of 'community outreach' for the next day.

While that was going on, Raz went to get 200 gold's worth of fancy togs (with a 'Hordeland edge' whatever that means, maybe a tiger tooth necklace or something) for future engagements.

When Fenrir got home from work Gelly told him what she had learned about the bards he had hired.

'They were called Mulligan and O'Hair, from the Sword Coast. They went into one pub and spread the rumours, then another and did the same. In the third pub, about four in the morning some Nightmasks came in and stabbed them to death, then left.'

That evening it was the summer ball, in the meadows outside the city, with maypoles, fun fairs, food and drink. 

Thistle Thalavar was there, arm in arm with Dauntinghorn.

It was a busy party, where nobles and commoners mingled together, there were thousands of people threading between the stalls and playing the various games.

Fenrir, Veddic and Raz, all three of them big fans of rash, ill-thought-out plans hit upon the genius idea of randomly firing off 'Turn Undead's into the crowds to see just how many vampires and whatnots they would flush out.

In the pretence of telling the story of their recent adventures in Tamoachan to Thistle and Dauntinghorn, Veddic demonstrated how 'Turn Undead' worked.

Dauntinghorn gave Veddic a very long and hard look.

Veddic tried again, a really powerful turning attempt. Again Dauntinghorn gritted his teeth and did nothing, but did turn to Thistle, made an excuse and left.

As he did so Veddic detected that Dauntinghorn was indeed undead, and an incredibly powerful one too, as he had just shrugged off two powerful Turnings!

'How odd!' declared Thistle, but then three of her friends joined them at their table.

Twins sisters, and also young red head lass called Janness Ssemm.

Fenrir talked to Janness for a while. They did not have much in common, but she was drawn to his unusualness.

Raz did his best to talk to Thistle, but failed to make a big impression. Her rather plump cousin Primrose Thalavar found him more appealing.

DAY 480  (25th Kythorn)(June)

Fenrir, sensing that he and his friends might have really stirred things up a bit vi's-a-vi's the vampires in Westgate today invested in large quantities of garlic, mirrors and holy symbols, to be distributed around the house.

After he'd done that, he went down to the Dock Ward to see what could be done about the 'Sweetpea situation'. His initial idea of having people come and talk to him didn't work as everyone in the Ward sensed (probably correctly) trouble.

In the end some watchmen, getting the wrong end of the stick, went to round up some 'troublemakers'. 'Here's one of the wee villains been bad mouthing you, yer lordship!' snarled the tough constable as he showed a raggedy man into the watch house.

It was not hard for Fenrir to butter up this one terrified man, but he sensed he would have to do more than a few smooth words to individuals dragged off the street, so he went around the Ward, from pub to pub, with a trail of watchmen behind him, doing his best to... to be honest I'm not entirely sure what he thought he was doing, as (and this should have been no surprise to anyone) all the taverns and pubs were mysteriously empty by the time he got there!

Fenrir then went to Berty's Whelk Shop to 'talk to the local merchants', but apparently Berty was utterly insane and just gibbered, pranced and cavorted until Fenrir gave up and went home.

I fear the most obvious and simple solution to Fenrir's problem of being hated in Dockward for killing their most treasure beauty seemed to continue to elude him.

Well anyway, that evening he went to Spectre Island and talked to Cavu. They decided that it was best to go after the vampires first (prior to killing the Croamarkh and making Raz king!) as Dauntinghorn was now highly suspicious of them.

Cavu promised to send some spies to watch over Dauntinghorn. He also told Fenrir that a good place to start was to go look for a young man called Whitey 'The Kid' who apparently could provide information on the Nightmasks and possibly their vampire overlords.

Fenrir came up with a fairly wild scheme to dig a trench around his house and with pipes and  an Unseen Servant to man the pump maintain a constant flow of running water to keep vampires away.

I can report that two days later he had had this work done and was one step closer to making his house vampire-proof!



Sunday 27 September 2020

Miss Take - Chapter 16(7594)

 

Chapter 16(7594)


Kelly was in no hurry to tell them how she had been captured, as it had happened much the same way as it had happened to Corum. When Kelly had first arrived, she had managed to infiltrate the party, sidling in with a group of kids that that had gone out into the garden briefly before being called back in by their parents.

Once inside she ran around with the children, tearing from room to room, keeping her head down and away from the adults as much as possible.

‘Who are you?’ one of the kids had asked. ‘How come you’re black?’

She realised then that she was the only other non-white kid at the party besides one half-Asian boy, and that in this nest of racists she would soon be noticed. There was no sign of Reggie though, so she had slipped away and searched around upstairs. There wasn’t anyone up there at all though, it had been roped off from the party guests and some of the doors were even locked. She had gone to a window in one of the hallways and looked out across the courtyard to a converted out-building – a creamery or something – and had seen some lights on. She unclipped the small binoculars from her utility belt, took a closer look and saw Price, sat at his desk, drinking alone.

Rather than going back downstairs she had opened the window and taken to the rooftops, entered the out-building through a skylight and skulked downstairs.

When she entered the office, he had looked up from his glass in confusion. ‘The party isn’t in here child. Go back to the main house.’

‘I’m not here for the party,’ she replied, crossing over to the desk.

‘Who the hell are you?’ he demanded, knocking over his whisky glass as he stood up.

‘I’m someone that your pal Clarence Price shot at,’ replied Kelly. ‘Do you know where he is?’

Reggie reached for phone, but Kelly kicked him in the stomach and he fell to the floor. Kelly leaned over him and again asked, ‘where is Price?’

‘Are you the Squirrel?’ wheezed Cunningham as he got his breath back.

‘I’m not here to play Guess Who?’ hissed Kelly in reply as she grabbed his wrist and put it into a painful lock. ‘Just tell me where Price is.’

Cunningham had moaned in pain then gave up. ‘Fine… Fine. He’s here. I’ll take you to him.’

Kelly had been surprised by that, and had allowed Cunningham to lead her down to the wine cellar. Turning the last corner before the bunker she had been set on by three Aryan Brotherhood goons and although she had smashed in the faces of two of them, more kept arriving from upstairs until she was forced into the bunker and they had shut the door on her, Reggie screaming ‘Close that fucking door!’ repeatedly all the while. He’d gotten too close during the melee and she had fetched him a real clip on the side of his eye. Her last sight of him was as he leaded over, as if trying not to be sick, spitting and screaming as he clutched at his swelling face.

 

***

‘Sounds like we both fell for the same trick,’ said Corum as he eased himself down onto the bottom bunk to take the weight off his bad leg. He then gently leaned the crutch against the bed-post.

‘I should have known better,’ sighed Kelly, obviously angry at herself. ‘I shouldn’t have let him lure me down here. What a dope.’

‘Don’t feel bad,’ said Lavius. ‘No one else in this room is in any position to judge you. Why not Spider-man though? That would suit you better, no?’

‘I prefer Batman,’ replied Kelly. ‘He has a utility belt.’

‘Right,’ replied Corum with a nod, before turning to Price. ‘What are you doing here then?’

Price didn’t say anything at first, and Corum turned to Kelly who shrugged. After a long silence Price eventually spoke. ‘I want to do a deal.’

Both Kelly and Corum laughed at this absurd statement.

‘Bit late for that,’ pointed out Lavius. ‘Clarence Price, I am arresting you for the murder of Mabel Yoyuwevuto, Baxter Campbell, Trent McBride, Hamish Joules and Mack the fucking knife. You do not have to say anything, but…’

‘Fuck off,’ snapped Price.

Corum stopped talking and stood up again. He looked around the low-ceilinged room, full of shadows from the candle on the table. It was hot and airless, to Corum it felt like the candle was burning up all the oxygen.

‘We need to find a way out of here,’ he muttered to himself.

Kelly looked as if she was about to say something, but when he looked at her expectantly, she shook her head, and indicated she didn’t want to speak in front of Price. Corum shrugged and looked at Price who was still sitting at the table, away in some distant dream. When he felt Corum’s eyes on him he looked up blankly. Kelly kissed her teeth, jumped back onto the top bunk and lay down.

There was no means of escape, it didn’t take Corum long to work that out, and it wasn’t long before he too was stretched out on a bunk, awaiting his fate.

 

Hours passed. Corum started to need to pee.

‘There is a bucket over there,’ grunted Price, pointing to a covered pot in the corner.

Just as Corum was finishing his business, there was a creaking sound as the door was opened and several figures, silhouetted from the harsh strip-light in the other room, crowded at the doorway. Corum turned, winced and tried to make them out. It was Reggie, Trajan and two of his men. Trajan was holding a gun.

‘Stay where you are, don’t get up,’ said Trajan as he pointed the gun first at Price then at Corum. ‘Where is pricolici?’

‘She’s in there somewhere,’ said Cunningham, then with a shrill giggle added, ‘unless they’ve eaten her!’

‘A million for Price and a million for the policeman. The pricolici I throw in for free,’ said Trajan, eyeing them up as if bidding for cattle.

‘Deal!’ said Cunningham instantly.

‘What are going to do with us?’ asked Kelly as she moved to look out from the top bunk.

Trajan shrugged. ‘These two, we put bullet in head and dump bodies in the sea. You, pricolici, I plan something special.’

Corum stood up from the bunk, despite Trajan’s warning and looked Cunningham in the eyes. ‘Seriously Reggie? You’ve tried to murderer your way out of your problems twice already. You think this will work?’

Cunningham was soaked with sweat. His right eye was swollen shut. He licked his lips nervously, but didn’t speak.

‘I have people coming, bad people,’ Kelly abruptly blurted out. ‘Reggie, let us go and I can call them off.’

Reggie went white in the face and looked at Trajan nervously. The Romanian seemed to consider Kelly’s threat for a moment or two, but then eventually said, ‘The Pricolici has no people. I checked.’

‘No!’ cried Kelly as she jumped down from the bunk. ‘Lenny and his men are coming… oh…’

She stopped talking as the door was shut and locked.

‘That true?’ asked Corum once the grinding of the wheel stopped.

‘It maybe doesn’t matter now, and probably nothing will come of it,’ she replied, ‘but I told Niles to call Lenny if he didn’t hear from me after midnight.’

‘Jesus, and send them here?’

‘Yeah,’ Kelly shrugged.  ‘I told Niles to tell them that Mack’s killer was here.’

They both turned to look at Price, who gazed back at them blankly. ‘What?’ he asked.

 

An hour later, Price was still sat at the table, and Kelly and Corum were going through what she had on her utility belt. Reggie’s men had not been able to get it off her, no one had dared to try, so besides the plastic toys the belt had originally contained they still had her two knifes, her smoke bombs and all the other tools of her trade, all the way down to a zip lock bag of bacon. Corum ate it as they talked in whispers.

‘That’s for the dogs,’ she chided.

‘What dogs?’ he asked as he popped the last bit into his mouth and chewed it.

They also both still had their mobile phones, but there was no signal so deep underground.

There was a bang upstairs, like a gunshot, distant, but distinctive. They all stood up. There was a very distant and muffled scream. More violent noises followed.

‘The Hamiltons are here,’ said Corum.

Corum and Kelly moved to stand either side of the door. They had already decided that the next time the door opened they were going to try and make a break for it. They heard shouting, bangs, sounds of fighting. Then a scream from right outside the door.

The wheel turned and the door slowly opened.

Lenny Hamilton, still battered and bruised about the face from his first encounter with Kelly, but with no more dressing over his eye was stood silhouetted against the bright light of the room outside, holding Reggie by the scruff of the neck with his left hand, while brandishing a gun in the other. He scanned the room and saw Clarence Price, his brother’s killer, stood by the table.

‘Price,’ growled Lenny and pulled the trigger. At the same time, Corum’s crutch came scything down on Lenny’s arm, making him howl in pain and collapse to the floor. Violent confusion erupted as two of Lenny’s men tried to get their boss out of the way and swing the door shut. Corum’s ears were ringing from the shot as he started swinging wildly with the crutch, pushing them away from the door. The room and the corridor beyond started to fill with smoke, from the bombs that Kelly had tossed from the bunker. He spotted Reggie running down the tunnel and made to go after him, but ducked out of the way as more of Lenny’s men arrived. One swung at him with a club, but then flew back, collapsing as Kelly’s knife flew through the smoke and hit him in the chest.

He could see Kelly moving through the smoke, a ridiculous black caped figure with pointy ears, lashing out crippling punches and kicks to anyone stupid enough to come near her. Lenny’s men scattered, running back to the wine cellars. Corum pursued them, swinging his crutch and screaming like a mad man.

Kelly made it to the cellar first and stopped when Corum came limping up behind her. ‘Stop!’ he gasped. ‘Just wait. Someone must have called the police by now. They’ll be here soon.’

‘We just wait here then?’ she asked, puzzled, jumping from one foot from the other with excitement.

‘No, just wait for me, I’ll go first,’ he panted. ‘Upstairs is full of Nazi’s, gangsters and God knows what. I need to go arrest the lot of them.’

Kelly snorted derisively, but did as he asked, and together the made their way up the stairs and into the kitchen. There was a man lying face down under the table. Corum went to check him.

‘Alive,’ he said. ‘One of Reggie’s Aryan Brothers.’

 

The continued on into the main hall, following the shouting. Three of Lenny’s men, dressed in black and armed with clubs and knives were fighting half a dozen Nazis. The Aryan Brothers were throwing chairs at the Hamiltons and whatever else they could find, none of them were fighters though and they were giving ground.

They also had their backs to Kelly, who flew into them, knocking one flying with a round-house kick to the back of the head. She landed, turned and delivered an uppercut to another of Reggie’s men before they knew what was going on. The others fled up the stairs, and were pursued by the Hamiltons. One of them turned to Kelly and asked, ‘who the fuck are you?’

‘I’m on your side,’ she gasped. ‘I’m the one that called you.’

The man shrugged and followed his companions upstairs.

‘Kelly!’ yelled Corum as more Aryan Brothers arrived from through the main door, men who had been roused from their sleep in the converted stables across the driveway. They looked like tougher army types, and did not see Kelly as a threat.

‘Where’s your mum?’ one of them asked.

By way of reply Kelly drew out her knife and stabbed him in the thigh.

‘Jesus fuck!’ he screamed as he toppled to the floor, clutching his leg.

The other three men dropped into fighting stances.

 

Corum was about to join the fray when he heard screaming coming from the library. The screams continued and he decided that he’d probably only get in Kelly’s way anyway and that he’d better go and investigate. He went to the door and glanced back at Kelly. She seemed to be doing fine, if he was honest, a diminutive Batman, ducking and weaving between the larger combatants, slashing out with her knife at anyone that got too close.

He opened the door and entered the library. The women and kids were huddled in one corner as two of the Hamiltons menaced them with baseball bats. Corum got to them as fast as he could and felled one with a strong swing to the side of the head, the man falling to the floor like a sack of flour.

The other man, startled, swung wildly with his club, tripped, and fell bodily onto Corum. Corum was off balance and they both tumbled to the floor. The man recovered himself quickly and pressed the bat down onto Corum’s neck. Corum squirmed and struggled, but the Hamilton was stronger than him and he started to choke as the wood pressed down on his throat.

There was a smash, and a shower of broken glass. The man slumped and Corum pushed him to one side.

‘Oof! Thanks Auntie Bella,’ he groaned as she helped him up. ‘I hope that wasn’t valuable.’

‘This is all his fault isn’t it?’ she cried. ‘What has that idiot husband of mine done? Who are all these people?’

‘Has anyone called the police?’ he asked as he took his phone from his pocket.

Bella nodded, then burst into tears.

‘It’s ok,’ he said as reassuringly as he could manage. ‘The police are on their way. We’ll just stay here until they arrive, ok?’

 

***

Kelly glanced over her shoulder. Where had Corum gone? The three men she was now facing were ex-army. Tough, strong and used to taking punches. She was armed with a knife though and that was holding them off, that and the fact that they couldn’t quite believe who it was they were fighting.

‘This the one?’ asked the tallest of the men. ‘The one Reggie mentioned? The Squirrel?’

‘Must be,’ growled the one that looked the oldest. ‘Get the fucking knife off him…’

He yelped as the blade came flashing past his nose, making him stagger back. The third man lunged at her wrist, but she flicked the knife around in time to catch him on the finger.

‘Bastard!’ he cried as he put the bleeding digit into his mouth.

Kelly was being forced back up against the rear wall of the hall. Each time they went to grab at her she swung with the knife, but they were too quick to let anything land. Glancing over her shoulder again, she only had a couple of paces left before she was pinned to the wall and it would all be over. In a split-second decision, as the tall man swung a punch she pulled back her arm and threw the knife at him. It went in under his armpit, making him stagger back and fall over.

Using that moment, she turned and jumped onto the windowsill, then leapt into the air to catch onto the cornicing around the top of the wall. She heaved her feet up and then crawled along it like a squirrel along a clothes line. From there she reached a beam in the centre of the room and then was up into the middle of the three chandeliers that hung from the ceiling.

‘Fucking get me an ambulance,’ groaned the man with the knife in him from down below as he lay on the wooden tiles bleeding.

The younger man leaned down to look at the hilt of the knife.

‘Don’t fucking touch it!’ cried the tall man, squirming out of the way.

The young man stood back up, stepped back with his hands held up. ‘No worries, Jimmy.’

The older man reached into his jacket and took out a phone. He gave it to the younger man.

‘Call 999, and go back to the block and get my gun. It’s in my bedside cabinet.’

The young man nodded and ran off with the phone to his ear. ‘Righto, Ken.’

When they were effectively alone Ken, pacing around under the chandelier, looked up and called up at her. ‘Just you wait, ya wee squirrely cunt.’

‘Fuck off,’ Kelly shouted back.

‘I’m going to put a bullet in you,’ Ken growled back. ‘Then I’m going to skin you. Fuck!’

He swore when a bit of glass from the chandelier Kelly had thrown caught him on the cheek. He held his hand up to the wound and swore up at her. ‘You wee fucker! Just you wait! Fuck!’

Kelly began to swing the chandelier, hoping that the chain that was holding it wouldn’t break. Ken looked up in confusion. To him it looked like she had nowhere to go, the other chandeliers were well out of reach and the fall from so high up could easily break a leg.

Kelly wasn’t aiming for the other chandeliers though; she was aiming for Jimmy. On the last largest upswing she let herself down by the arms and tumbled down onto the tall man’s body. She felt his ribs break with a sickening crunching sound as her feet and knees landed on his chest. Ken snarled and rushed at her and as he bore down on her, she yanked the knife out of Jimmy’s armpit and threw it at him. It stuck him right in the stomach and he doubled over, landing on his forehead with a loud crack.

With shaky legs Kelly stood up and took a few steps. She’s injured her knees, not badly, but they would be swollen up soon and she’d be barely able to walk. Both of her assailants were now motionless and leaking blood over the freshly polished tiles.

She limped out of the hall and towards a door that lead out into the courtyard, wondering if she’d just killed two men.

Leaning against the exterior wall for a moment to get her breath back she looked out towards Cunningham’s office. The lights were on and she could see him stuffing his pockets from items taken out of his desk drawers. He then ran out of a side door and towards the vegetable gardens at the back of the house. He was already halfway through it by the time Kelly decided to give chase. Wincing at the pain in her knees she stumbled after him.

As she got more out into the open, she could here police sirens, and off to her left she saw Trajan and his two goons piling into an expensive looking van and speeding off down the drive as fast as they could, sending the gravel flying.

Cunningham was old and not fast, but Kelly was no runner either and in pain from her fall. She followed him doggedly down through a copse of trees and out onto a hiker’s path that lead through an overgrown meadow. It was dark and overcast, but the faint orange light of nearby housing schemes provided just enough illumination to see the path in front of her.

She could here him panting, shouting into his phone, begging with Trajan to come and pick him up.

‘Just get here! I’ll give you anything,’ he gasped. ‘Meet you at the fucking horses, alright?’

The path continued between the two villages, or whatever they were, and as they turned a corner, the Kelpies came into view again. Cunningham was slowing down, gasping and choking for air, and Kelly was slowly gaining on him. He knew she was there, he kept on looking over his shoulder to check on her, and her presence behind him, a dark winged shadow, spurred him on despite his exhaustion. Cunningham, still dressed as Dracula, loosened and threw of his cloak, then his collar and cravat, fighting for breath as he staggered on.

Finally, the path lead through some woods, which then opened up and lead down to a canal. The two massive horse’s heads, lit up with blue up-lighters, loomed over them, ancient mythical Celtic creatures come to life. Cunningham kept running, past the car park and visitor centre until he reached the canal that ran between the two heads and turned. There nowhere else to go.

Kelly slowed down to a walking pace. Reggie was trapped, with water on all sides, he held up his hands and tried to speak, but he was too spent to do anything other than gasp for air, his clothes dishevelled and dirty, with white makeup running in rivers of sweat down his face. His eye was so large and swollen now, it looked like a squashed tomato. He turned his head to try and focus his one remaining good eye on her. ‘No, no, wait…’ he finally manged to gasp.

‘After everything you’ve put me through, I should drown you in the canal,’ threatened Kelly as she slowly moved closer to him. In reality though, she realised she didn’t know what she was going to do next. She had no plan.

‘Who are you?’ he groaned. ‘The Squirrel? The Pricolici? Who?’

‘I’m Batman.’

Cunningham managed to stammer out a laugh. ‘Listen, whatever you think… you think I did to you… I’ve got… I’ve got money…’

 

There was the roar of an engine and a crash over where the main road was, noises that made them both turn to look. A van came crashing down from the dual carriage way and barrelled down the bank to come to a halt not far from where Kelly was standing.

The side door slid open and Trajan stepped out.

He started walking towards Cunningham, two of his men joined him, coming up from behind on either side.

‘We not fight the pricolici again,’ Trajan called out. ‘He is demon.’

‘A million!’ gasped Cunningham. ‘A million if you do.’

‘You and your millions,’ replied Trajan, in a relaxed tone. ‘So far I have not seen them.’

Cunningham desperately yanked two rings from his hand, and pulled a chain from his neck.

‘Here!’ he cried. ‘Here! The rings are twenty thousand each. The necklace is ten. I’ve got fifty thousand pounds here in my pocket.’

Cunningham dropped and then stooped to pick up one of the rings. He then handed it all up to Trajan, making his pathetic offerings from his knees. Trajan nodded to one of his men, who pulled a green Asda bag from his pocket and held it open. Cunningham placed all his loot into it.

‘Very good,’ said Trajan who then took a gun from his pocket and looked around. The area they were in, right under the horse’s heads was well lit up, but there was no sign of the Pricolici.

‘Spread out,’ he growled at his men. ‘She is here somewhere.’

***

The Scottish Aryan Brotherhood were a spent force. All the tough ones had been beaten to a pulp and the weaker ones had fled. Lenny, considering his mission accomplished was leading his men in smashing the place up prior to his departure.

Every crash that echoed through the house made the women gasp and the children cry. Corum did his best to calm them, but the police seemed to be taking their time getting to the house. There probably wasn’t enough of them and they were calling in reinforcements, or perhaps they were too busy dealing with fleeing Nazis, he had no idea.

He could hear the sirens though, and opened the full-length curtains to see how far away the police cars were. He could see distant blue and red lights flashing between the trees at the bottom of the drive. Down there behind the thick hedgerow was the main gate he had driven through earlier that evening.

There was a noise in the hallway outside the library door and a grunt of pain. Corum opened it a crack and saw Price stumbling towards the door, one hand clutching his side, blood seeping through his fingers and the other holding a gun while also resting against the wall.

Corum quietly stepped through into the hall.

‘It’s over Price,’ said Corum, making the old man look up. ‘Give up. Give me the gun.’

Price still had some fight left in him though. ‘Get me out of here copper,’ he whispered through tight lips.

Corum took a step towards Price, who raised the gun and pointed it shakily at him.

‘Don’t fuck with me copper.’

Corum stepped back again and reaching behind his back, gently shutting the door he had just come through.

‘What’s in there?’ asked Price.

‘Nothing,’ replied Lavius. ‘You want to go? Let’s go. My car is out front.’

He then led Price out through to where his car was parked. He made a show of carefully getting out his car keys to Price, who just motioned with him to get on with it.

Corum got in the driver’s seat and Price eased himself in the passenger side, hissing in pain as he sat down. ‘You need a hospital,’ observed Lavius.

‘Just shut up and drive,’ replied Price, holding the gun with his left hand, pointing it at Corum.

Corum started the engine and drove off, slowly along the driveway and through the trees. Armed police were advancing through the bushes off to the right. There were police cars blocking the gate.

Once he had driven as far as it was possible to go, Corum stopped. Armed police were pointing sub-machine guns at them from the gate. Blue and red lights were flashing into the car.

‘Shoot me again if you want. But this is the end for you,’ said Corum as calmly as he could.

‘God dam you!’ hissed Price holding the gun up to Corum’s head so that the police outside could see it. ‘I should shoot you right here!’

‘Go ahead,’ replied Lavius. ‘I saved your life back there in the bunker, in case you didn’t notice, by the way.’

‘Just stay where you are!’ demanded Price. He tried to grab Corum with his right hand, but he couldn’t move it. He didn’t dare let go of the bullet wound he was holding. ‘I’ll shoot you, don’t think I won’t.’

‘That won’t help you.’

It was beginning to dawn on Price now that he had no way out. He was pale, losing blood, he probably couldn’t stay conscious much longer.

‘I had a rough upbringing,’ he suddenly blurted out, leaning his head back limply. ‘My father beat me every day. I joined the army when I was just a kid, anything to get away. I…’

‘I know plenty of people that have had really awful childhoods,’ said Corum, as if losing his patience. ‘I meet lots of them in my line of work. None of them have ever shot me. I’m on a crutch because of you.’

Price continued to hold the gun to Corum’s head. ‘Tell them to let us through or I’ll blow your fucking brains out.’

‘No,’ replied Corum. ‘I won’t be doing that.’

Price made no reply, perhaps unable to think of one.

‘Well, see you later Price. I’m getting out of the car now. You can shoot me again or not, that’s up to you.’

Slowly Corum reached for the car door and opened it, then as he straightened up he held his hand above his head.

‘I’m a police officer!’ he called out as the armed police moved in.

Price let the gun drop. Uniformed officers dragged him out of the car and off towards the waiting ambulances.

‘My warrant badge is in my jacket pocket,’ said Corum.

‘You can lower your hands, sir,’ said the policeman that checked his card.

Corum dropped his arms then looked at his hands. He expected them to be shaking, but they were not. He didn’t know what it was he was meant to feel now. He just felt numb.

 

***

One of Trajan’s men, an ugly shaven-headed brute, edged around the front of their van, holding a combat knife in his right hand. Trajan signalled to his other goon, a gaunt young man with sunken cheeks and earrings, who slowly unzipped his jacket and put it down to reveal his muscular tattooed arms.

Trajan hissed at him to get a move on and the young man circled wide, nervous of the gun that Trajan was pointing in that direction. There was a smacking sound like a melon being hit with a spade and the shaven-headed man fell backwards onto the paving stones, cracking his head.

Trajan and tattoo-arms watched as horror as his to unconscious body was dragged in behind the van, his head and torso slowly disappearing from view. Trajan motioned with his gun for his other man to get in there and flush Kelly out.

‘Go round other side, Jakub,’ he whispered.

Jakub reached behind his back and drew out a sheathed knife. He then uncovered the blade and threw down the sheath. He then started walking a slow wide circle around the van. Trajan started edging around the other side.

The back of the van was in the shadows, so Jakub didn’t see where the batarang came from that hit him right between the eyes. He staggered back and rubbed his head. There was no blood, to his surprise, and he stooped to look at the thing that had hit him. It was a sort of cheap plastic toy that had being filled with sand to make it heavier, painful but harmless.

He caught a glimpse of something moving in the shadows and cried out to Trajan, who moved around the other side of the van to try and get line of sight. Another batarang came flying out from the darkness making him duck. In that brief second of confusion, a dark cloaked and screaming figure came flying out of the darkness at him. He fired wildly, two shots which both missed. A leg swooped round with incredible force onto his wrist and the gun went flying, falling into the canal with a plop. The dark figure kept the kicks and punches coming and Trajan, his arm still painful from the first kick, did his best to defend himself as he rabidly stepped backwards.

Tattoo-arms came rushing in with his knife, slashing and stabbing and the dark figure ducked around behind Trajan, using him for cover, then threw another batarang.

‘Jesus!’ cried the goon, as the plastic weapon hit him right in the eye. ‘Jesus Christ!’

Trajan turned angrily and came at the dark figure in an amateurish boxing stance, cautiously advancing, but ended up flat on his back when his legs were swept out from under him.

 

Jakub, blinking and wincing, came at the dark masked figure again, giving Trajan time to stand up. They advanced together, circling, making feinting attacks, looking for an opening. Circling, Trajan managed to grab the cloak, but all that he succeeded in doing was ripping it off.

Before Kelly could recover her balance, Jakub stabbed at her, and she barely managed to block it. He caught her with the back swing though, and the hilt of the dagger smashed into her left cheek.

Kelly staggered back, crying out in pain and the young man with the knife pressed his advantage, coming in again with a flurry of wild slashes. He was leaving himself wide open though and judging her moment perfectly as his slashes came in closer, she ducked under his arms and planting her foot into the crook of his knee, shouldered him into the canal.

She didn’t get a chance to enjoy the victory as, taking a chance, Trajan ran up and grabbed her by the scruff of the neck. She wriggled around and bit him on the hand. Ignoring the pain, he used his other hand to gut-punch her, his great meaty fist slamming into her belly like a sledgehammer. She collapsed to the ground, trying to breathe.

There was splashing coming from the canal and cries for help, but Trajan ignored them. Casting around on the ground he spotted the dagger and picked it up with his bleeding hand.

‘Now get you fucking bitch,’ he snarled at her, but he was hesitant to lean over her in order to use the knife. Instead he tried to stamp on her, but she rolled out of the way. He tried again, then a kick, but each time she rolled away just in time. He cursed and kicked wildly at her, but by now she had recovered and as his leg wound back for another kick she pushed up with her arms, her feet coming up like pistons into his crotch. With a strangled squeak, he collapsed.

 

Kelly needed to get her breath back. The other one was already dragging himself out of the canal. She needed to get out of the open as well, go hide somewhere she could use the terrain to her advantage. She limped towards the visitor centre.

 

***

Groaning Trajan levered himself up to a standing position. Jakab was stood nearby, soaking wet, looking like a drowned fool.

‘What now?’ asked his henchman.

‘This is personal,’ snarled Trajan. ‘I kill this bitch.’

‘Boss,’ came a voice from over at the van. Dramak was on his feet, blood on his face. He was pointing at the visitor centre. Trajan and Jakab walked over to him. Dramak was gently pressing at his nose and wincing.

‘It broken, you stupid cunt,’ said Trajan. ‘Come on, let’s go.’

He leaned into the van and pulled out a tire iron and once they were at the centre, he used it to smash the glass door and get inside. An alarm went off, which he ignored.

Trajan all but pushed Dramak inside, who was in no hurry to meet again the person that had just broken his nose. ‘Pricolici…’ he muttered under his breath as he took a knife from his belt.

There were rows of shelves selling the usual sorts of souvenirs, books and other tat. Trajan motioned Dramak to his right and Jakub to his left. He himself took the central aisle as they headed towards the tills. It was dark, but illuminated by the blue lights from outside.

Something hard and heavy flew out of the darkness and hit Dramak on the top of his head, sending him flying into a display of postcards. Trajan and Jakub ducked as more snow globes came flying at them. None hit though, instead exploding over their heads as they hit the shelves, showering them in glass and water.

It all went quiet again. Trajan crawled over to where Dramak had fallen, but judging by the amount of blood that was coming out of his head he wouldn’t be getting up any time soon.

Trajan picked up a tea-tray, using it as a shield and stood up to look around. He saw movement in the shadows at the back of the shop.

‘Over there!’ he shouted at Jakub who stood up and looked over the shelves. The pricolici appeared as if from nowhere and with a high-pitched scream stabbed Jakub in each of his legs with two souvenir pens. He screamed and turned to flee, but a flying kick in the back sent him crashing to the floor, where he stayed, crying and begging for mercy in Romanian as he curled up in a ball, wedged between two racks of T-shirts.

Trajan picked up a cup and threw it. It hit the pricolici in the back, making her duck out of sight. Something heavy, a wooden sculpture or something came flying back and he batted it away with the tea-tray. He picked up and returned fire with whatever he could lay his hands on, cups, statuettes of the kelpies, paper-weights, anything heavy.

The pricolici leapt over the counter at the back of the shop and Trajan took the opportunity to turn and run for the door. It was blocked by a fallen shelf and he wrenched it aside desperately as he heard movement behind him. Something sharp hit him in the right elbow. He howled in pain as he looked down to see that Dramak’s knife had just embedded itself in his arm, between the bones. A snow-globe smashed over his head as he slumped to the ground.

His right arm hung limply, completely dead. He raised his left hand. ‘Enough pricolici! Enough…’ The pain was so intense, he could feel himself blacking out.

As he slipped into unconsciousness, the last thing he saw was a small dark figure sweeping past him and out of the door, like a shadow-demon from the worst nightmares of Romanian folk-lore.

 

Kelly was tired, badly beaten and tired, but she had one last thing to do. Cunningham hadn’t moved, he was still stood between the Kelpies waiting to see what happened, looking lost and terrified. When he saw Kelly emerge from the centre he seemed to come to his senses and started running towards the van.

He didn’t make it. Kelly ran up behind him and sent him tumbling onto the pavement with a kick in the back. Then her other leg lashed out and the heel of her foot came down hard on his knee, dislocating it. He cried out, sobbed, tried to crawl to the van, then passed out.

Kelly walked slowly over to where her cape was and put it back on. She then went over to the discarded green plastic bag and picked it up. She looked inside, whistled through her teeth then bundled it up and stuffed it down her belt.

She could here the sirens of cop cars and she realised she was in no shape for running. Kelly spat out some blood and looked up at the giant horse heads.

 

***

Hours later, in the small hours of the night before dawn, Lavius was on the scene, shinning a torch into the broken window of the visitor’s centre.

All the injured, Cunningham, Trajan and his men were being bundled into ambulances and taken away. Uniformed policemen swarmed everywhere.

His Chief, a stocky woman in her late fifties approached him. ‘The work of your informant Gavin Newgate I take it?’

Corum shrugged. ‘I’d say so. Broken noses and skull fractures, that’s usually a good indication.’

‘What a mess,’ she replied, lighting a cigarette then offering him the packet. ‘Still, two of Edinburgh’s biggest gangs effectively wiped out. We should give your pal Gavin a medal.’

‘We could give him the reward money for Price.’

‘Maybe,’ she said as she turned to walk away. ‘But it was you that took him down.’

Lavius turned to follow. ‘I thought I’m in trouble? I should have told you my suspicions about Reggie earlier.’

‘Maybe,’ she mused. ‘I’d play it cool if I were you. Save it for the enquiry. Is there much chance of getting your pal to testify before all the trials?’

‘I could ask I suppose.’

‘Huh,’ she grunted, indicating she wouldn’t hold out much hope. ‘I’m going back to the nick. I suggest you go home Corum, this isn’t your investigation any longer. I’ll send a car in the morning. If you happen to see Mr Newgate, let me know.’

She got into a police car and was driven away. Lavius looked up at the horse’s head and thought he saw a small black shaped lodged in one of the horse’s ears.

Eventually he looked away and shaking his head, started walking back to the main road.

With a thin smile he took his phone from his pocket and called a taxi.

 

***

Kelly lay on a lounger by the pool of the Lugar Hotel, looking out over the Portuguese coast from the balcony. The weather was cool though and she was fully clothed. She was considering going to get her coat, but was too comfortable and on her third cocktail.

It was February now, but she still had plenty of money. She had three British newspapers folded on her lap. Everything had moved on now, the trails of Price and Cunningham rumbled on. Trajan and the Vampires had already been put in prison. Lenny and the other Hamiltons had cut deals with the court, Lenny himself gave evidence against Price concerning the Pebble House shootings.

Three men had died that night at Almond Castle, two of the Scottish Arian Brotherhood and one of the Hamiltons. All of them stabbed to death. The name of Gavin Newgate barely got a mention, and if it was written in the press at all it was always in association with the Hamiltons. A writer for the Guardian had connected Newgate to “The Squirrel” and on first reading this she had started to get nervous, but after a few weeks she never saw it mentioned again.

Besides, everyone was getting all excited about this new virus that had come out of China and was now hitting Italy. Plans for the BBC to make a three-part dramatization of the events called “The Almond Castle Massacre: What really happened in Scotland’s Deadliest Gang War” had been scrapped.

Kelly tossed the papers aside, stood up and went to the balcony rail. Across the sea were distant cliffs, and above them, rows of opulent villas, white patches on the tree covered slopes.

 

She had no strong desire to go home and was trying to persuade her gran to come out, but the old lady was stubbornly refusing to get on an airplane. She had only sent a couple of messages to Niles to let him know she was doing ok. She felt bad for how much she had involved him in everything and was letting things settle down.

All she had to worry about now was her PTSD, the nightmares and flashbacks to all the bloodshed and the multiple times she had nearly been killed back in Scotland.

Her phone chimed and she took it out of her pocket. She then looked around and up at the veranda above the pool. A waiter or another member of staff opened a door and Corum Lavius stepped out. He shaded his eyes, spotted her and gave her a wave. He did not have a crutch.

‘Hello Miss Take,’ he said as he joined her at the rail. He was dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and chinos, but didn’t seem to mind the cool air.

‘What do you look like?’ she asked.

He looked down at his shirt. ‘A copper on holiday.’

‘Good grief’ she sighed in reply.

‘Yeah, I know, right?’ laughed Lavius as he casually started to roll himself a cigarette.

‘Leg better?’

‘As good as new,’ he said as he lit the cigarette and tossed the dead match over the balcony. He blew out smoke with a satisfied sigh.

‘You seem pleased with yourself anyway,’ she admitted. ‘Hey, where is my reward money?’

‘That was never going to happen,’ he confessed. ‘I’ll buy you dinner tonight, how about that?’

‘Fine,’ she grumbled. ‘How’s your dad?’

‘Oh, you know,’ replied Corum as he puffed on his cigarette. ‘He was treated as a witness against Cunningham. He was fine. It was me that was sailing close to the wind all the way through the trail.’

‘How come?’

‘Because of you,’ he smiled at her. ‘Gavin Newgate, the pricolici, who may or may not have been a girl, and certainly didn’t have a big sister called Stacey. ACU are all over me, but fuck ‘em.’

‘I’m sorry,’ said Kelly truthfully.

‘It doesn’t matter, I hardly had to perjure myself at all. It helped that I managed to smooth talk myself into looking like a bit of a hero. “The cop that caught Price”, sort of thing.’

‘I know,’ Kelly nodded. ‘I’ve kept the newspaper clippings.’

They stood and looked out across the sea. Kelly edged towards Lavius and rested her head on his arm.

‘Are you eyeing up those cliffs?’ he asked a little hesitantly. ‘I don’t think you are allowed to climb them.’

‘I’m not looking at the cliffs,’ she replied. ‘Although I am thinking of other skills that need to be kept up.’

Lavius passed his eyes over the lavish looking villas, but said nothing. He cautiously put his arm around her shoulder. ‘Do you think you’ll be able to stand my company for three weeks?’

‘Sure,’ she admitted. ‘I was only ever mean to you when I was stressed. I’m actually super nice really.’

Lavius swallowed a sarcastic reply.

‘Do you think you’ll ever go back to the UK?’ he asked eventually.

‘Maybe,’ she mused. ‘Maybe in the summer, July or August, just to see gran.’

‘Sure,’ murmured Lavius. ‘I expect everything will this new virus will have calmed down by then.’

They looked out across the sea together, each lost in their own thoughts.