Tuesday 28 July 2020

(G416 27/06/2020 via Roll20 - AP(GM), JF) LR21

(G416 27/06/2020 via Roll20 - AP(GM), JF) LR21



[Back to my chronicles of my own adventures - against the Unseen on Midpoint Island.]

DAY 488 (4th Flamerule) (July) cont...

And so myself, Corum, Sylvia, Irritator and Jiggles entered the blue crystal cave that lay up in the mountains of Midpoint Island.

The blue crystals in the cave would have meant death to us, without the talismans that each of us wore around our necks.

Magic did not work well in here, we quickly established that. If you didn't concentrate or you were just unlucky, then the crystals in the walls would absorb the magic and the spell would be spent with no result.

We were nervous, but at least we had a means of escape if things went wrong - teleportation from the Spellbook of Irritator and the boots that Jiggles wore. Jiggles also had a pair of goggles to see invisible beings with. True Seeing magic items were very expensive, but Sylvia could cast that spell if need be.
When turned into a dog, though, my nose had got pretty good at sniffing out dopplegangers.

The cave lead down into the mountain and at the first small cavern we came to had two prisoners chained to the wall. One had some Blue Phage on him, while another seemed more or less fine. I talked to him, but he just smirked and put his head down.

When I noticed their chains were unlocked we began to get suspicious. Sylvia threatened to stab one of them to see the result. Nothing.
We then went to take them out of the cave, but at that point they revealed themselves to be what we suspected them to be - dopplegangers! Once these creatures are detected they are easily defeated thankfully, and both were killed in the fight.

There were two exits from the cavern and we took the southern one, which lead to a somewhat larger cave containing four human prisoners - real humans this time.
Corum recognised one of them as a young lad from Waterdeep and the other three adults were probably from there too. Sadly, although they were alive, they were beyond our help and we left them to their final rest.

Going back to the first cavern we chose the next passage which lead us to another small cavern where we found two more dopplegangers. They cried, 'Master! They are here!' and fled further in.

Around the corner to a larger cave we saw six prisoners chained to the wall. As we entered though some powerful mind control from unseen enemies hit us and almost all of us were stunned. Irritator - as had been arranged beforehand - teleported us all out to the cave entrance. Jiggles, being also unstunned, teleported out too.

She said she heard mocking laughter as she left, but they'll be laughing on the other side of their faces when we come back tomorrow!

Anyway, we are camping here, outside the cave tonight. I need to do a little bit of reading up on Mindflayers, as I think that is what we just encountered.


DAY 489 (5th Flamerule) (July)

So the tactics we came up for today seemed to work well, or certainly better than I expected anyway.

We carefully approached the cave where the dopplegangers and prisoners were and we summoned in loads of Dire Bats (who are famous for being strong willed) and Dire Badgers.
We then, more or less, stood back and watched the chaos as the two mindflayers that lived in there tried to contend with the mass of wildlife that suddenly appeared.

On a side note:
These spells I use are called 'Summon Nature's Ally' in the secret Druidic Texts. And from what I remember the Texts read 'The animal will attack your enemies to the best of its ability.
I have learned through many uses of the spell that generally speaking, who an enemy is, is pretty clear, as by the time the animals are summoned the combat is already under way.
In real life a dog (for instance) could quite easily get confused and bite someone friendly by accident - but with the spell, the animal seems to 'know' who to attack - which I assume is part of the magic.
Now - summoning animals 'around corners' - is a hot topic with Druids and other casters that can do this, but in general I've found that if someone keeps their head down (i.e. like the six prisoners also in the room) then the summoned animals will not attack them.
If a prisoner had been foolish enough to attack an animal though - I think at that point even the magic of the spell would not stop the animal from attacking someone who is not technically an enemy. Unless I was there to tell it to stop, and maybe not even then.

So far I have not put this to the test and I am happy to report that the many animals savaged the mindflayers to bits while leaving the prisoners alone. They then disappeared, as they always do, after a minute.

And it was just as well! As when we went in to survey the wreckage I found that the prisoners that remained alive were my father, Gharlie, Giselle and Eno!
They were all alive, although confused. Only Eno was badly harmed - with a missing hand - and appeared to be even more deranged than the last time Corum had seen him.
The other two were sadly dead, one I recognised as a man who worked on my father's estate.

So this meant that the person I had seen in the cave all those days ago had not been Gharlie at all, but a doppleganger that only appeared to be her. Why they had done this I have no idea. I suppose I should have checked more thoroughly, her being a doppleganger herself and all, but (in this case alone anyway) alls well that ends well.

We healed them and fed them and asked for some of their story. Apparently my father had been captured six months ago and Gharlie three months ago, but only recently had they been transported to this cave on Midpoint Island.

We returned to the cave entrance and I turned into a giant owl to transport them back to the boat for safe keeping.

Saturday 18 July 2020

(G415 20/06/2020 via Roll20 - AP, JF(GM)) WA67

(G415 20/06/2020 via Roll20 - AP, JF(GM)) WA67

[And now to go back to the fellows delving into the Lost Shrine of Tamoachan ]

DAY 477  (22nd Kythorn)(June) cont ...

Fenrir and his brave companions - Veddic, Dorette, Wayney, Raz and Barendd - continued on their way, fighting giant beetles, and triggering sand traps as they went.

Eventually they found a long set of steps that lead up to the second level. Halfway up a rolling millstone trap was triggered that crushed Fenrir, Veddic and Wayney. They all survived though, and once healed up they continued up until they caame to a wide hallway.

It was vaulted, spacious, and strangely scoured. Though the room was not pristine - thanks  to the ravages of time - there are scorch marks on the walls, as of ancient flames.
Statues of a half dozen baboon-like creatures, all realistically crafted, were randomly distributed around the room; some were fallen and chipped.

Fenrir scouted around and came across a beholder, lurking in the rafters. It went towards him and he fled. It then seemed that the beholder would not, or could not, follow them out of the room.

They all knew, some from personal experience, that beholders were very dangerous enemies, full of magic and other nasty ways of attacking people.

As they discussed its abilities and tactics, Wayney noticed some runes carved into the door frame and pointed them out to Fenrir. They were what was preventing the beholder from leaving the room, some sort of ancient magical barrier.
Between them, the magic users of the group were able to dispell this magic and sensing it was free the beholder fled, cackling;
'At last! Free! Free to wreck my terrible vengeance on all those that defied me... erk! Oh balls!'
The last words were spoke as it realised that the magic of the room had also kept it alive for a thousand years and that once it had left the area it crumbled to dust as all those years were visited on it in just a few seconds.

Startled, but resolute, the brave companions moved through the hall and into the corridors beyond. The next room of interest they came to was a six-sided chamber devoted to cats. The far wall to their right was carved to resemble the snarling face of a hollow-eyed tiger.
At the centre of the room was a mummified tiger, posed as if on guard. Squaring off against the  tiger from a short distance, near the wall with the tiger carving, was a stone statue of a man with a jaguar head holding a spear. Scattered throughout the room were other stuffed and mummified felines, none much larger than a farm cat.
In the centre of the wall to their left, a stone sculpture was set in the wall above an altar. On either side were other doorways that exited the chamber.

Touching nothing they tried all the doors until they found one they liked the look of and left the room, tigers and cats all unmolested.

They came to a corridor with ten statues lining it, all holding pikes. Naturally there was a trap in the corridor and poor Dorette, who was an average trap finder at best, stumbled into it again.
With two cleric on hand though, she was soon on her feet once more and they went on their way.

The next room of interest contained an 'oni' (a sort of demon) and his pet panther. The oni arrived when they disturbed his well, appearing in Gaseous Form, and after some fighting, the panther was dead, and he turned back into a gas and disappeared up the chimney above the well.

They found his treasure and since this room only had one entrance and it was clear of the  poisonous gas, they decided to rest for the rest of the day.

DAY 478 (23rd Kythorn)(June)

After some uninterrupted rest and recovery, the brave companions continued on their way, moving
up through the levels of the Temple.

The next room of note they came to contained a large pool with an angry looking sort of tree-ent in it. This was a tough fight as the tree had many branches and roots and could attack everyone that it could reach.
It could also pull people towards it, and it pulled in Raz and Barendd. This was probably its big mistake though as they were armed with axes and could easily more chop it up from close range.

The enemy defeat, the party moved on through the corridors of the temple.

Friday 17 July 2020

Miss Take - Chapter 12(3849)


Chapter 12(3849) 

Kelly’s eyes swam back into focus. She felt like she’d been hit in the head with a brick, her forehead was throbbing and she felt like she was going to be sick. She struggled to get her hand to her head to touch where it hurt, but looking down she realised her wrists were attached to the arms of the hotel chair with tie-wraps.
As she became more aware of her surroundings, she saw that her ankles were tied too, to the chair legs of the old, but solid, hotel chair. Looking up again, trying to take everything in, she saw Price, still standing over her, presumably waiting to see if he would get any sense out of her. She saw that besides the knife, he was armed with a handgun of some kind, which stuck out of a holster worn underneath his tweet jacket. He was still holding the knife, but had stepped back, apparently to give her a moment or two to gather her thoughts.
‘Make a sound and I kill you, understand?’ he said.
She nodded and rolled her head back, trying to find somewhere to put it where the pain and nausea was at its least.
‘Such a tiny little thing,’ mused Price as he sat on the edge of the bed. ‘But deadly, or so Trajan’s man told me before I killed him. Turns out you don’t work for him at all, you little fibber.’
Price paced the room, then sat down on the bed, beside the chair where Kelly was tied.
‘Well, we are both in trouble now, that’s for sure,’ he mused. ‘You might not think it, but I’m actually a very nice man. I was just trying to do a friend a favour. And who cares about the death of a drug dealer? Now look at us eh?’
Price’s voice was low and gravelly, as if his lungs were full of the gunk of a life time of smoking. Now that she could see him up close, Kelly saw that his face was deeply lined and weathered, with hollow cheeks and a large round, acne-scared nose. He had bushy unkept eyebrows and the watery eyes of an old man. He didn’t look like a killer, he didn’t even sound like one. He looked like he could have been in an advert for over-sixties life insurance.
‘Shooting the police was a big mistake,’ he went on. ‘The bastard cops, snooping about. What did they expect? That was your fault of course. Yours. I was expecting the Vampires, so when the police turned up, I was all keyed up for a fight. Christ, if only they hadn’t turned back to the house…’
‘How did you find me?’ whispered Kelly, keeping her head down.
‘A Vampire told me after I persuaded him,’ said Price holding up the knife. ‘Trajan has turned his house into a fortress, but I managed to catch one of his men. Turns out they don’t have anything on me at all. Another one of your lies. But then he started talking about this phantom, a pricolici, he called it. When he described this demon, I remembered you. He said they knew where you were hiding and planned to go get you. I decided to beat Trajan too it.’
‘Why haven’t you killed me?’
‘Why would I?’ he asked, almost as if he was shocked. ‘What possible use to me are you dead? First off, I want to know who you work for.’
Kelly was still not together enough to think of a clever lie. ‘No one,’ she said.
Price suddenly lunged at her and the knife was right at her throat. His other hand was clamped painfully around her neck, making her gasp in pain.
‘Don’t lie to me, pricolici, or whoever the fuck you are, I’ll stick this right in you.’
Kelly, again could think of nothing other than the truth.
‘I’m a cat burglar,’ she groaned. ‘I was there the night you killed Mack. I saw you. I saw you leaving the house via the annex. I don’t work for anyone.’
Price was silent for, what felt like to Kelly, an age. Eventually he sat back on the bed. Kelly watched the knife as he casually held it on his knee.
‘Huh,’ he grunted. ‘That’s interesting. So why did you turn up at my house?’
Getting some of her spirit back, Kelly found herself slipping into the defensive, cheeky persona of Gavin Newgate, almost as a way of escaping the situation Kelly Kane had found herself in.
‘Because the dibble was after me for Mack’s murder, innit? I was gonna grass you up.’
‘And how did you find me?’
‘I found your fucking picture, name and address on the fucking internet, you daft old twat!’
‘Jesus,’ hissed Price as he stood up and held his hands to his mouth.
‘Is that how the police found me?’ he asked angrily as he turned and pointed the knife at her.
‘I hadn’t got round to grassing you, they must have figured it out for themselves. Welcome to the 21st Century granddad.’
‘You’ve got a lot of lip, young lady. Watch your fucking mouth,’ he snarled at her, but she could tell she was scoring points, whatever that was worth.
Price stood and thought for a long while. Kelly looked over her bonds again, while she had the time and tried to pull her thoughts together. Whatever happened with Price, she couldn’t see it ending well. If she could just get free, or persuade him to release her, then she stood a chance. She was a great climber, and a good fighter, but one thing she was not, was an escape artist. The tie-wraps were strong enough and tight enough that she was stuck fast.
She turned her attention back to Price. He was walking about the small room, muttering to himself, obviously in a state of agitation. After a while he stopped and took a cheap looking mobile phone from his pocket and started to use it. She couldn’t see what he was doing, but judging by his actions and the noises it was making she guessed he was reading and sending text messages. Like all old people she knew he had not turned off any of the default sounds and each key press gave a little click.
Having sent some messages, the phone soon started making notification sounds as they were answered. This continued for some time, until Kelly felt compelled to ask about it.
‘What’s going on?’
‘Turns out you’re a popular girl,’ said Price with a sarcastic smile. ‘I put out a feeler to the Hamilton’s and Lenny got right back to me. Seems he knows exactly who you are and is very keen to meet you again.’
Kelly’s stomach dropped. ‘Why would you do this?’
‘He wants you so bad he offered to smuggle me out of the country. Thinking about it, I can blame you for Mack’s murder too.’
Price seemed to be delighted with his cleverness and Kelly began to realise he was not a smart man. A killer, certainly, but he was deluding himself if he thought the Hamiltons would help him.
‘You honestly think they’ll get you out the country?’ she couldn’t help asking.
‘They smuggle in prostitutes so they can smuggle me out. Lenny is discharging himself from the hospital right now. If he wants you so badly, he’ll give me what I want.’
‘I can’t see that working.’
Price seemed to give serious consideration to what she had said. ‘Well, I admit I’m getting desperate, but I’m running out of friends. What would you? If you think my plan is so stupid, what would you do?’
Kelly got the feeling he was genuinely hoping for an answer. Perhaps he realised, somewhere inside himself, that the situation he had put himself in was well beyond his ability to get out of.
‘Why don’t you just try your pal Sir Horace again?’ she ventured. ‘It was him that got you into this mess. Or is he mad you shot his son?’
Price gave her a baffled look. ‘Who?’
‘Nothing, forget it,’ she said dismissively, as she tried to figure out what Price’s reaction meant.
He was forming another question, but then his phone chimed again and he read the message that had just arrived. He put the phone down and was lost in thought for several moments.
‘Enough talking,’ he said sullenly after a while and sat back down on the bed.

They waited in silence for the best part of two hours. Price kept on checking his phone so much that he eventually had to plug it in to a socket by the bedside cabinet. It was four o’clock on Saturday morning when Lenny Hamilton, Two-Soups and two more of his henchmen arrived, announcing their presence with a gentle knock on the door.
Lenny had an arm in a sling, and a large white dressing over his left eye. The first thing he did was walk over to Kelly, lean over her and look her in the eyes.  
‘Jesus. You actually got him,’ he murmured.
‘Her,’ said Price casually.
‘Her?’ asked Lenny, doing a double take. ‘Fucking what? This psycho is a lassie?’
Two Soups leaned in to take a look at her as well. Lenny cuffed him back with his good hand. ‘Soups, you useless dozy twat. You were beaten up by a wee lassie.’
‘And Soft Tony…’ muttered Campbell.
‘Give me that blade,’ said Lenny as he picked up Price’s knife. ‘Anyone seen Reservoir Dogs? I can’t decide to do her ears first like in that, or go straight for the eyebrows.’
‘I’ll scream,’ warned Kelly.
‘Somebody get something to gag her with,’ said Lenny as he gently pressed the tip of the knife into her brow. Kelly tried to lean back, but had nowhere to go. She gritted her teeth, wondering when she would scream, but knowing that as soon as she did Lenny would kill her.
Nobody moved to obey Lenny’s order though, his three men simply standing around in mute confusion and Price clearly considering himself not the target of the instruction.
During the two hours they had been waiting for Lenny to show up, Kelly had been thinking what to say if she got the opportunity and while everyone paused, she poured it all out.
‘Wait,’ she said in a loud whisper. ‘Lenny, wait. Did Soups tell you I came to see him a few days ago? Why would I be looking for Mack’s killer if I was Mack’s killer like Price said? He’s playing you Lenny. It was Price that killed your brother, not me.’
Lenny took the knife from Kelly’s face and turned to look back at Campbell.
‘Aye well,’ Campbell muttered. ‘He did aye. I mean she did…’
‘And when was this, you stupid cunt?’ growled Lenny.
‘Tuesday. Sorry boss, she was asking lots of questions. Said she was looking for Mack’s killer, right enough.’
Kelly, with some satisfaction, saw the alarm on Price’s face. He obviously had no idea that Kelly had visited Two-Soups or about what they had discussed.
‘This true, Price?’ said Lenny, pointing the knife at him.
‘Fuck off,’ snarled Price. ‘We made a deal. Your brother’s killer for me getting out of the country.’
‘It’s just…’ mused Lenny, the wheels turning in his head, ‘If she came to Soups asking questions, like she was looking for Mack’s killer. That’s an odd thing to do, if she was the one that killed him, aye?’
Price’s lips moved, but he evidently had no answer to give.
‘So clear that up for me cop-killer,’ went on Lenny, addressing Price. ‘Cuz right now it looks like I can rip the eyes brows off that wee fucker now, and get a reward for handing you in to the dibble on top of it later. It’s up to two hundred now, right Soups?’
‘Fuck’s sake!’ cried Price as he drew his gun and shot Campbell twice in the chest, then two more shots into the man beside him.
Campbell’s body fell on top of Kelly, knocking her over onto the floor, while the other man crumpled onto the bed. Campbell’s head fell beside hers, and his last breath he ever took wheezed out into her ear, while the blood of his two bullet wounds poured out over her.
Kelly tried to see what was going on, but could only see a little of the room between her right leg and the side of the bed. She saw Lenny draw a gun and shoot at Price who had presumably ducked into the bathroom. Lenny fired three more shots wildly in Price’s direction, then opened the door of the room and was gone. The last of Lenny’s men had a gun drawn, but had so far not fired it. Kelly tried to move her head but could only see his legs. Two more shots were fired and the man fell to his knees. He then crumpled, groaning and clutching his chest. Price walked past, shooting him in the head as he went out the door, seeming to have forgotten about Kelly in the confusion or assuming she was dead.
Kelly choked and gasped as she tried to escape the chair, but she was stuck fast under Campbell’s body. She looked for the knife, but couldn’t see it anywhere. She tried to collect her thoughts, think of what to do next, but Campbell’s dead eyes were right there beside her. All she could do was breath and try not to freak out. She was stuck, there was no way she could get free of her bonds, but she couldn’t just wait for the police to show up either.
She shouted for help, then continued shouting until she heard the door across the hall open. The drunk looking man who came out, sobered up pretty quickly when he saw all the bodies littering the floor of her room. Stood in confusion and astonishment, he was wearing a Sonic the Hedgehog T-shirt and a pair of baggy shorts.
‘Please!’ she yelled again. ‘They’ve all gone. I’m tied to a chair and trapped under this dead guy!’
The man seemed to want to go back into his own room, but Kelly the woman’s voice as she pushed him into the corridor, urging him to go and help.
‘Hey mister,’ Kelly begged. ‘I’m just a kid. All the baddies are gone! Help me!’
The man nervously entered her room, tiptoeing around the pools of blood in his bare feet.
Kelly could hear the sound of police sirens. Trying not to panic, she said, ‘there’s a knife over there.’
The man gingerly pushed Campbell’s body off of her and with terror in his eyes cut away all the tie wraps.
‘Thanks!’ she gasped, rubbing her wrists. She could hear the door opening and the rush of multiple heavy footsteps on the stairs. As quickly as she could, she grabbed Price’s phone from the bedside cabinet and put it in her pocket. Next, she opened the window and climbed out, just as the police entered the room, shouting at her rescuer to put his hands on his head.
She walked casually around the hotel and watched from a distance as four more police cars and two ambulances arrived to join the ones already there.
She didn’t linger, and darted off into the night as the police started to cordon off the area. She’d had to leave behind her bag of loot. It was annoying her, but it had been the right decision, she had not had the time to haul it out of its hiding place, so she didn’t have a single penny to her name and was covered in blood. There was only one place she could go.
***
It’s a long walk from Portobello to the Gyle, but it was still dark when she arrived at her old home at Craigs Park. It was after six in the morning when she knocked on the door. Niles was still awake, as it was the weekend, he was doing what he normally did, which was watch TV and drink single malt whiskey until the first post.  
‘You’re covered in blood!’ he exclaimed as she entered the house.
‘It’s not mine,’ she replied wearily. ‘Is there any hot water?’
Niles ushered her through to the bathroom and she shut the door before stripping off all her dirty clothes and running herself a bath.
‘What’s happened?’ Niles asked anxiously from the other side of the door.
‘I’ll tell you later, dad,’ she called back as she looked at her tired face in the steamed-up mirror over the sink. She tried to control her wild hair but gave up, it was matted with blood and she’d have to wash it all out.
Kelly eased herself into the hot water and tried to calm her thinking. She didn’t feel panicked or scared, so that was something, in fact, she felt strangely calm. Calm, but with an iron resolve to do whatever it took to deal with Price. The man was a psycho, he’d killed three people in her hotel room like he had been swatting at flies.
Maybe it was just because she was tired, but she no longer felt much of anything. She certainly no longer felt like the terrified little girl that had baulked at the corpses of Mack and Treacle, back when all this had started. She no longer felt like hiding under the bed after a run in with the lowlifes of Edinburgh either, if anything she felt contempt. Everything she’d been through, all the blood and violence, all she wanted to do now was get them. Beat them. Beat them all to a pulp and hand over whatever was left to Lavius.
All these stupid macho idiots going around with their swagger and their guns, not caring who they hurt and the lives that they wrecked. Price, Trajan, Lenny. She’d make sure they never bothered her again.

Her eyes half shut, she slipped into a day-dream of her catching Price and getting the bounty on his head. The reward would more than make up for all the loot she had lost at the hotel. She had is phone, there must be some way…
She stopped for a while to think about how she felt about casually planning something that would probably wind up with either Price or herself dead. There person she had been even just a month ago would be concerned, to say the least, with her current thought processes. Was she turning into one of them?
Don’t think like that, she told herself. One way or another it will all be over soon, and then she could think about getting her head straight. Right now, the lack of feeling, the cold calculation, was probably a good thing.
She nodded off.
Unsure about how much time had passed she was woken by a knock on the door. ‘You OK in there, love?’ asked her father.
She woke with a start, then realising the water was cold, clambered stiffly out of the bath.
‘Yes dad,’ she mumbled as she wrapped herself in a towel.
She opened the door to see Niles standing in the hall, his head hanging in concern.
‘Err… Sorry to sell you out,’ he said, ‘But that lad of yours called. He sounded so worried, said he wasn’t going to arrest you or anything. Just wanted to know if you were safe…’
Kelly scowled at Niles. ‘What did you do?’
The bedroom door on the landing swung open and Lavius stepped out, a crutch under his arm. Kelly raised her fists, which let her towel drop to the floor.
‘Woah!’ cried Lavius, averting his eyes. ‘No violence ok, hot stuff?’
‘What do you want?’ she snarled at him, snatching up her towel and barging past him into the bedroom.
As she put on some of her old clothes, Corum talked, with his back to her.
‘What do I want?’ he asked incredulously. ‘Three dead bodies in a Portobello guesthouse. Poor Soups is one of them. Someone matching your description seen fleeing the scene. Want to tell me what happened?’
‘It was Price,’ she snapped back. ‘He found me and wanted to give me to the Hamiltons. It was him that killed them.’
Lavius let out a long breath. ‘Phew, oh boy. Let me guess - the handover didn’t go to plan?’
‘No,’ said Kelly as she pulled on a pink jumper with a teddy bear pattern. ‘He probably killed one of Trajan’s men too.’
‘Jesus yes,’ said Lavius as he turned to look at her. ‘Thanks for clearing that one up then. One of the Vampires was found dead in Holyrood Park two nights ago. That colour suits you by the way.’
Kelly rounded on him, having lost all patience. ‘Fucking deadbeat cops, man. Is that all I am to you? An informant? Well I hope you get a pay-rise for that one.’
‘Hey, that’s not what I meant,’ said Lavius with a calmness that she found infuriating.
‘Fuck you. I was nearly killed last night,’ she snarled. ‘And because I was following a lead that you gave me. Doing your dirty work.’
She knew her anger was not fully justified and that she sounded unreasonable, but at the same time she was enjoying letting off some steam.
‘Cool it Kelly, all right?’ snapped Lavius, who had also reached the limit of his patience. ‘You got yourself into this mess with all your crime-ing. And if you want to trade sad stories then look at this.’
He leaned against the doorframe and held up his crutch. Kelly had the decency to look down and say nothing.
‘I’m here to help, ok?’ said Lavius.
‘Here to help?’ scoffed Kelly and she nearly blurted out everything that she knew about Sir Horace, but then her long-held mistrust of the police and people in general made her bite her tongue. Right now, Corum was playing at being her friend. How would he react if he found out what she knew? He’d arrest her at least; she was sure of that. Perhaps he would deny it all, but then plot her demise, send her into a trap or hand her over the Hamilton’s, just like Price had tried to do.
She calmed down. She was being paranoid, she knew that, but perhaps a little bit of paranoia was a good thing in the circumstances. She took a deep breath and then let it out. Finally, she gave Lavius a weak smile and hoped he didn’t guess at all the things that had just gone through her head.
‘Right good,’ said Lavius with a sigh. ‘Now, when you’ve finished up here you lunatic, meet me in the kitchen for a nice cup of tea. I bring news of my own.’
‘For fuck’s sake, what now?’
‘I know who hired Price to kill Mack the Knife.’
Kelly’s jaw dropped, but before she could speak, Lavius turned and with a grimace, hobbled down the stairs.

Wednesday 15 July 2020

(G414 13/06/2020 via Roll20 - AP(GM), JF) LR20

(G414 13/06/2020 via Roll20 - AP(GM), JF) LR20

[Back to my chronicles of my own battle - against the Unseen.]

DAY 479 (24th Kythorn)(June) cont ...

Before I went to bed tonight I got Sylvia to do Sendings.

Firstly to my wife Lavinia:
'We have defeated baddies and captured Anubus. Now think its the Unseen  (dopplegangers etc) behind it all. All ok? Anything/Anyone odd?'

The reply came:
'It's waterdeep. Everyone and everything's very odd. They have started locking down the streets for this disease. Get some chocolate prawns since you're out. Cheers.'
       
The second one went to my old pal Nobby the Gnomish Cleric:       
'Hello! Lots of trouble here with baddies (regarding Blue Phage etc).  How are you? At Sasserine yet? Or where?'
       
The reply came:       
'Getting there. Squids and pirates everywhere (as usual), but no real problems so far.  Should be there in a couple of days.'

DAY 480 (25th Kythorn)(June) 

Today we hired some sailors for the 'Black Cat' as we are now calling the Anubus.

These were:

4 sailor gnomes
1 sailor half-orc
1 sailor elf

Myself, Jiggles and Molly can all sail a little bit.
I think I'll act as the Captain with Jiggles as the First Mate.

We have separated the crew into two watches. I am taking the Night Watch while Jiggles takes the Day Watch.

I have assigned these roles to the non-sailors:
- Ship's Cook - Molly
- Ship's Surgeon - Sylvia
- Ship's Carpenter - Corum
- Ship's Steward - Irritator
- Ship's Rat - Rolanda

This morning we set sail for Waterdeep and so far it seems to be going well enough. I have seen ships of this size sailed with as little as four crew all the way up to thirty. There are eight sailors and a couple of others that can lead a hand, so we are low on bodies, but it is just about managable.

She is lighter and faster than the Sea Wyvern. The Wyvern is a caravel, an ocean going trading vessel. The Black Cat is built to a more modern design and more for coastal running. And as she can be Invisible and Silent - the perfect pirate ship!

Not that I would of course.


DAY 480 (26th Kythorn)(June) 

Fine weather. Good sailing.

Saw three whales.


DAY 481 (27th Kythorn)(June) 

Fine weather. Good sailing.

Saw six dolphins and a blue footed booby.

Decided to rework the figurehead today to make it more like a black cat.


DAY 482 (28th Kythorn)(June) 

Arrived at Waterdeep this afternoon. It is with a slight sense of impending dread. I think it is the fear of the unknown, combined with how relaxing the sea journey had been down the coast.

How nice it was to think of just keeping going, going all the way down to Chult and visiting Sasarine and Farshore again and forgetting all this ghastliness.

Regardless of my feelings though we had things to do. Not least of which was to deliver some chocolate covered prawns to my pregnant wife.

Waterdeep was effectively under curfew, and only those wearing the protective sigils were allowed to be on the streets. I had one though, so I could get about without being arrested.

After meeting Lavinia at the OJB we went on to the Temple of Mystra to see 'Reasonable'  Bob. We talked for a while and we told him about what we knew about the Unseen. He said he would pass it up the chain and also arrange to give us eight more sigils to protect against the Blue Phage.

We spent the rest of the day quietly trying to find out anything that we could about the Unseen. There was not much news. Corum asked around for word of Eno (who you may remember from some time back as the madman who shadowed Corum and Fenrir for a while and was a bitter enemy of the Unseen) but he could not be found.

Eventually Corum dug up an old contact, a dwarf lady called Kunarv. All she could tell us though was that the Unseen had effectively left the city after Midpoint Island had arrived.

I will think on it tonight, but I see no other option but to go back to the Island.

DAY 483 (29th Kythorn)(June)

Set Sail for Midway Island.

Pretty much all of us are going. All of those that set off from Neverwinter, plus Lavinia.

DAY 484 (30th Kythorn)(June)

Fine sailing weather. Making good time.

DAY 485 (1st Flamerule) (July)

Fine sailing weather.

Saw three swordfish.

DAY 486 (2nd Flamerule) (July)

Spotted six mermaids. They dived under the water when they saw me watching them.

DAY 487 (3rd Flamerule) (July)

Saw two wyverns, flying high in the clear blue sky.

DAY 488 (4th Flamerule) (July)

Arrived at Midpoint Island today.

The blockade was still there, but 'The Black Cat' is a stealthy ship and we easily slipped past and anchored in a secluded bay.

Myself, Sylvia, Corum, Jiggles and Irritator went up to the cave while Molly, Stephen, Lavinia and Rolanda stayed with the ship. We took two of the spare amulets with us.

After much careful scouting and tracking, with much trepidation, we entered the cave.

Tuesday 7 July 2020

(G413 30/05/2020 via Roll20 - AP, JF(GM)) WA66

(G413 30/05/2020 via Roll20 - AP, JF(GM)) WA66

[Meanwhile, Fenrir and Co were delving into the Hidden Shrine of Tamoachan.]

DAY 477  (22th Kythorn)(June) cont ...

Fenrir, Veddic, Dorette, Raz, Weyney and Barendd continued on their way through the corridors of the Shrine of Tamoachan.

The next room they came to was partially filled with a small lagoon, at the centre of which sat a nereid, a sort of water spirit like a dryad. She had a sirens call and had a tough looking yuan-ti under her thrall.

The adventure party were of strong will and did not succumb to her song and by the usual methods of eldritch blasts and axes these enemies were dispatched.

They searched the water long enough to find a hidden ledge that lead to another door. Down some more corridors the came to another doorway, and here their rogue Dorette got trapped behind a portcullis. She seemed to be not terribly good with traps, being more of the 'sneak up and stab people in the back' sort of operator.

The trap started to fill up with poison gas, but they managed to pull her out just in time, with Raz lifting the portcullis to release her.

More corridors lead to a junction that contained large stone animal heads on the wall. One of them, an eagle, had a gem in its mouth and Dorette decided to have another go at Trap disabling. She failed again and the trap was sprung, but this time she managedto spring out of the way!

More twists and turns lead them to a corridor full of suspicious looking mummified bodies, all lined up on either side. Veddic used his Turn Undead ability on them and they crumbled to dust.

Through more ancient stone corridors they went, until they reached another chamber that contained two stone benches with either sleeping or dead monks atop each.

When they were touched they awoke and demanded payment from Fenrir and company to be left alone to leave the room. Needless to say, Fenrir refused and battle commenced.

Although the monks could stun people with their blows, their fists and feet couldnot do much to dent the armour of the likes of Raz and Barendd. They were quickly defeated and slain.

By now despite winning every fight they had had so far in the Shrine they were all battered and weary and in need of rest. But the lower levels of the Shrine were shrouded in poison gas and to linger here was death. They had no choice but to continue their trek through the labyrinth of corridors, tunnels and chambers of fiendish enemies of the Shrine of Tamoachan.

Thursday 2 July 2020

Miss Take - Chapter 11 (4867)


Chapter 11 (4867) 


Campbell shouted at his girlfriend, ‘you fucking fat cow!’ and slammed the door of their grubby flat, then gingerly descended the stairs to the front entrance of the block of flats he lived in. If he wasn’t a total wreck, he’d give her another black eye, the bitch.
The block of flats was part of a large U-shape building that centred on a kid’s play park. This was where his seven-year-old daughter was playing with some of the other local kids, not that he cared about that. He sat down on a damp bench, cursing as he got his joggers wet. He then pulled out his phone and started browsing through all the timewaster games that were installed on it.
With Lenny in hospital, and Soft Tony fuck-knew where he had nothing to do all day. His girlfriend, and mother of their daughter, had been nipping his head since then. He spent all is time loafing around in the flat and not bring any money in. In just a few days she had lost patience with him.
‘Oh, go get a job, you lazy cunt!’ she’d shouted at him, coming down in the morning and once again finding him still awake in the living room, hunched over a PlayStation controller, surrounded by empty beer cans and crisp packets. He tried to lamp her one, but even though she was a fat pig, she easily avoided him. He had been hobbling around like an old man since the beating he’d taken from Gavin Newgate and even getting in and out of his armchair was agony. There was a pain somewhere deep inside him that seemed to be getting worse as the days wore on. He was starting to think that he should go see a doctor. He’d been self-medicating with whiskey and beer and that had certainly been taking the edge off, but it was only masking the problem and he still walked everywhere like John Wayne. The kick to the head had made his vision blurry for days, but that had sorted itself out after a while and now the only thing blurring his vision this morning was the drink he’d put away last night.
Eventually he decided he wasn’t in the mood for games. He was keeping off of social media, so he turned his phone sideways and started watching an old episode of Buffy. It was a pretty keech show, but it had been a favourite as a kid and he found the nostalgia it brought to him comforting.
He was onto his second episode when someone sat down beside him and said, ‘alright Soups?’
‘Fuck!’ he yelped and stood up when he saw the small hooded figure of the person he knew as Gavin Newgate.
‘Don’t run,’ said Kelly calmly. ‘Sit down or I’ll knock shite out of you again.’
‘Fucking hell,’ groaned Campbell, who then looked around and eventually sat down. ‘What do you fucking want?’
‘Just a chat, man. Relax.’
‘Relax? You’re a fucking maniac!’ snarled Campbell. ‘Lenny is still in hospital with a fracture pelvis. He’ll be in stooky for months. Fuck knows if his eyebrow will grow back. And Soft Tony has a brain bleed. His eyes are pointing in different directions now thanks to you.’
‘I don’t care.’
Campbell, full of pent up anger made a half-lunge towards her. Kelly scooted over on the bench and held up her fists. ‘Fuck around and see what happens.’
The menace in her tone made Campbell think twice about going another round with her and he sat back down, defeated. ‘Ok, ok!’
‘Good,’ said Kelly in a harsh whisper. ‘I know you’re a snitch. So, if you can talk to the cops, then you can talk to me. I want to know what you know about Mack’s murder.’
‘I’m no fucking snitch!’ fumed Campbell. ‘And what’s it to you?’
‘None of your business. How about this – was Mack blackmailing anyone?’
‘Probably,’ Campbell sighed, ‘but I didn’t get involved in that sort of thing.’
‘Come on, Soups. We all want to catch the guy that killed Mack. You can’t put any of this together? Someone came to the house and killed Mack. Anyone connected to a blackmail attempt?’
‘My name is Baxter, ok?’ he hissed back. ‘OK, ok. There was this guy, some posh bloke. I know Mack was trying to get a lot of money out of him, but I don’t know anything more than that. Anyway - if I tell you anything the Hamiltons will kill me.’
‘If you don’t tell me I’ll smash your face in here and now,’ threatened Kelly. ‘Besides, we want the same thing. Tell me what you know and maybe I can get to Mack’s killer. Play it right and you could even end up a hero.’
‘To who?’ said Campbell in a self-pitying whine. ‘The Hamiltons in Edinburgh are done, with Mack dead and Lenny in stooky. Someone else will move in, or they’ll send a cousin down from Dundee to take over. Either way, I’m spent. Beat up by a wee laddie, I may as well get a job in fucking Tesco.’
‘What a sad story.’
‘Fuck off, Gavin,’ said Campbell with little malice. ‘That’s not the way my luck has been going lately. There have been a lot of bodies mounting up lately, I just don’t want to end up dead too.’
‘If that’s the case then tell me what happened with Mack that night? Before he was murdered.’
‘Och well,’ said Campbell, clearing is throat. ‘It was just business as usual really, ken? One of the old boys was down from Dundee, called a wee gathering and we were away to that. But then Mack got a call and changed all the plans. He seemed happy though. None of us knew, but we all guessed that the big fish he was blackmailing had come through with the money. Mack sent us on and he went back up to the Manse alone. Probably to hide what he was up to from Lenny who was mooching around for a cut.’
‘Who was he blackmailing?’
‘Not a scoobie,’ said Campbell honestly.
‘Who would know?’
‘Maybe Lenny? I telt ye, I don’t know.’
‘What about the girl, Elaine Nostrum. Did you know her?’
Campbell looked at her in confusion. ‘One of Lenny’s tarts, isn’t it? Got offed a couple of years ago? Is she part of this?’
Kelly sighed. ‘You don’t know much, do you Baxter?’
‘I just got paid to stand in the background and look menacing. Sometimes I hit people. What do you want from me? Fuck’s sake.’
‘Just the name of whoever it was Mack was bloody black mailing!’ said Kelly, who was about ready to give up.
‘I don’t know!’ pleaded Campbell, but then something stirred in his whiskey-addled brain. ‘Oh, wait though, there was one time we went out to the big fish’s house. Massive place it was. We just waited in the car while Mack went in. Had a big smile on his face when he got back.’
‘Where?’
‘Out past Longniddry. Goosey-goosey-something. Goose… I’ve lost it.’
Kelly got her phone out and looked at Google Maps for a few minutes.
‘Gosford Hall?’ she asked, looking up again.
‘That’s the place, by the sea. It was a wild night when we were there.’
‘When?’
‘Like January or something. It was not long after I started working for Mack. I dunno, I wuznae really paying attention. I just went along with Mack and the others. Like I said, we rolled up one night when it was pishin’ down. Me and the lads waited in the car for a couple of hours, then when Mack was done, we went back into town. That was it.’
Kelly stood up. ‘Thanks Soups.’
She looked about, taking in the raucous group of children playing on the swings. One of the girls waved at Campbell.
‘That your daughter?’ she asked looking back at him.
‘Leave me family out of it!’ he exclaimed. ‘Fucking leave her alone you fucking lunatic! I swear if you touch her, I’ll go straight to the police, I don’t care what happens.’
Kelly had only asked out of passing interest. They were not far from her school, but a little outside the catchment area. It had only been the teacher in her that had asked and she had done it automatically and in complete innocence. For a moment it hit her just what sort of world she had immersed herself in and what it thought of her. To goons like Baxter she was a psycho, capable of anything. She wondered if she should play up to it, create an identity for herself to terrorise the gangs of Edinburgh with. After a heart beat or two she decided against it. Things were complicated enough.
‘Chill out man,’ she said in the end. ‘I’m not as bad as that, I’m just backed into a corner. See you around.’
She walked off, toward the main road. Behind her Campbell called after her, ‘what even are you? Who do you work for?’
She didn’t turn around, or say anything in reply. At the top of the road she jogged over the pedestrian crossing and disappeared into Morrison’s carpark.

A few streets away Kelly hopped onto a bus and started doing some more browsing on her phone. She read the first few paragraphs of the Wikipedia page on Gosford Hall, build by Lord So-and-so in 1782, sold to the Earl of Such-and-Such in 1921. She was almost about to go back to the search results when she saw a familiar name in the text further down, one that made her gasp and drop her phone into her lap.
The current owner was a man call Sir Horace Lavius.
She picked up her phone again and searched the name. He was Corum’s father all right. She couldn’t find any recent picture of him, but one of him at a party in the 90s struck her. He was a large, fairly heavy man with reddish-blonde hair. Stunned, Kelly sat with her head back, looking out the window. What on earth did this mean? Was Corum’s father the man from the pictures? In one of their meetings, Corum had told her that his father had ‘gone off the rails’ and had had a pretty wild life after the death of his wife.
She searched again, but could find nothing about whether he’d been in the army. She’d been thinking about seeing Corum today, but now that was out of the question.
More and more shocks hit her system as she started to try and add things up in her head. Did Corum know it was his father that had ordered the killing of the prostitute? Was he even now, protecting him? Price hadn’t acted like he had known Corum though – but maybe he didn’t? It was quite possible Price hadn’t known he was trying to kill his friend’s son. Or perhaps Price and Sir Horace had had a falling out? None of it made sense. She was jumping at shadows; she had been for days. She saw danger in everyone, even when she had got on the bus, she had checked out everyone onboard to see if they looked dangerous or might recognise her. Shadows or not, she believed Two-soups when he had said he’d gone to Gosford Hall. Why would he lie? He knew Corum, so perhaps he knew the house was owned by his father and he was just trying to sow confusion? Perhaps that was it, but it hadn’t felt like it. Soups hadn’t known about Elaine Nostrum, and if he had and he’d wanted to frame Corum’s father he could have came out and said it bluntly – Sir Horace had a prostitute killed. If he was telling lies then they were much more subtle than what would be expected from a whiskey-soaked Craigentinny thug. Whatever it was, she wasn’t going to take any chances. She’d go back to her flat, gather up all her treasure and ready cash and find a quiet hotel somewhere. Tonight. Then, when the time was right, she’d go to Gosford Hall.

***
Kelly chose the next Friday night, after school, to break in to Gosford. The house had its own website, and while it didn’t host many events, tonight it did, so it was not really a break-in at all, as she simply slipped in with the crowd.
There were several dozen people there for the event, a handful of caterers and even a camera crew. As far as she could tell, Corum’s younger brother, a young man with long blonde hair called Roland, worked for some sort of new-age charity or something and was launching a new initiative to help fight deforestation in the Amazon. There had meant to be marquees in the garden, but wind and rain had drove everyone inside. There were tables of food scattered haphazardly in the main entrance hall, and the camera crew set up in the ballroom, with cables lying around everywhere and floor lamps dotted around, making the place feel like a film set.
She found it was easy enough to slip in and mingle with the guests. It was chaotic, no one had name badges, there was a lot of drink being served and people were milling around, laughing at their wet hair as they came in from the garden, talking to friends or trying to make new ones. It looked very much like other media events she had catered in the past.

Gosford Hall was by far the largest place she had ever broken into. Her expert eye took in everything, even though she had no need to, she did not plan on stealing anything. She broke away from the crowd and explored some of the room, moving around in the gloom as the rain lashed up against the tall dark windows. There was very little security around the place, the windows were locked, but that was all. There were several friendly little dogs, but no alarms that she could see. There was nothing worth stealing though, the house was full of junk. It looked like everything of any value had been sold years ago and the Hall was in a sad state of disrepair. Rooms were damp, dust lay on every surface and there were plentiful signs of rodent infestation in some of the closed-up rooms. What remained was beautiful though, the floors – dirty as they were – were made from Oak and Mahogany boards, the paintings too large to sell or of too much sentimental value, hung in elegant gilded frames. This had once been one of the nicest stately homes in Scotland, but decades of neglect gave it the air of a once-famous stage actor slipping into good-natured and stylish disgrace.
After she’d ‘cased the joint’ as she described it to herself while being in the role of Miss Take, she wanted to get a look at Sir Horace, so grabbing a tray of drinks she had a hunt around in the ground floor rooms. She found him in his large library, looking out the window over the storm-tossed Firth of Forth. He turned as she entered and held up a hand.
‘Oh, nothing in here lass!’ he said in a deep and rich Scottish brogue. Then seeming to change his mind, he said, ‘well, if you could maybe bring me some tea?’
She nodded and bowed out of the room. Sir Horace had been fat, bald and grey, and was certainly no oil painting. He had worn no watch. Was that the man from the pictures? It could be, but she was still doubtful. Chewing it over, she headed for the kitchens and made up a tray of tea – four cups and a teapot – something that she could take her time over when she got back. She could make a big production of laying out all the cups and saucers, giving her more time to check out the man and his surroundings.
When Kelly got back to the library, Roland was there too, and both men were sat at the log fire, looking into the flames.
‘Thank you my dear,’ said Sir Horace with a friendly smile as she slowly started to unload her tray onto a side table.
Roland was talking. ‘It’s not voodoo, dad.’
‘Witchcraft then?’ laughed the old man. ‘I just don’t get it.’
‘You sort of listen to the planet. I can lend you some books,’ said his son. Sir Horace waved the suggestion away, apparently a man who owned enough books already.
‘My son the druid,’ he mused.
‘That’s it dad, exactly,’ said Roland as he took a cup of tea from Kelly with a nod of thanks. ‘Look at it like next level gardening - on a global level. Well, that’s how were selling it to Channel 4 anyway. Ten episodes, a different country each episode.’
‘Simon Reeve better look out,’ he went on with a laugh. ‘I can’t believe we’ve pulled it off to be honest, these last few months have been amazing…’
Kelly wanted to listen in to more of whatever it was they were talking about, but she had served all the tea and had nothing else to do.
‘Is there anything else I can get you?’ she asked hopefully.
Sir Horace said no thank you, and she left. The party was breaking up and people were leaving so she went upstairs to where she had stashed her bag and waited until the house was quiet.
Around ten, with the house presumably all locked up and all the guests gone home, she snuck downstairs, changed out of her everyday clothes into a black hooded top, black leggings and a full-face balaclava.
She found Sir Horace sat, sound asleep, in a comfortable armchair by the fire in the library. There were little more than embers in the grate, and besides a desk lamp by the window there was no other light, which provided her with plenty of shadows to hide in.
There was another old man, in another chair by the fire, asleep with an empty whiskey glass still in his hand. A small fluffy dog was asleep on the hearth rug.
Kelly skulked into the room and hid behind a table piled with unsorted books.
She was completely silent, but even so, the dog looked up and gave a yap. Sir Horace muttered and stretched, but then settled back into his chair and resumed sleeping. The other man did not move a muscle and seeing that no one else seemed to care, the dog whined, yawned and then lay its head back down onto the rug.
She didn’t really have a plan at this stage. She had been thinking to threaten Sir Horace with violence until he confessed, but in this moment in time it almost seemed a shame to wake them all. It was such a peaceful scene she didn’t want to ruin in, and also perhaps, she was still thinking about Two-Soup’s reaction to her. She felt she was in danger of becoming a real villain, and she didn’t like the idea of that at all. Miss Take was a cunning thief that astounded the police with her escapades, she wasn’t meant to be a thug. She decided to watch for a while longer and after half an hour, Sir Horace sat up with a cough, then stood and walked over to a hamper in the corner by the fire. From this he took a blanket which he then arranged over his sleeping friend after gently taking the empty glass from his hand. Kelly watched all of this from her hiding place and considered that everything she had seen of Sir Horace so far did not match with her idea of what a man who paid to have people killed looked like. Not that she knew what someone like that looked like, she admitted to herself. Whatever was going on, he was involved somehow and eventually, tonight most likely, she would have to find out. One way or another.
Just as she was starting to think about how to reveal herself and confront him, everyone in the room was startled by the phone ringing. It was a landline, sat on the desk, an old-fashioned handset with a loud and harsh ring tone. The dog barked, then jumped onto the old man’s lap, who after his initial shock had apparently gone straight back to sleep.
‘Hello? Hello? Oh, do shut up Henry! Be quiet you daft bugger!’ said Sir Horace addressing the dog.
‘Hello?’ he asked again once the dog had settled. It curled up into a ball on its master’s lap. The old man grunted, his head lolled back and he began to snore.
All was quiet for a while, Sir Horace stood poised at the desk, listening intently to whoever was on the other end of the line.
‘Now look here…’ said Horace eventually.
Then there was another long pause as the other person spoke.
‘Now look here,’ repeated Sir Horace. ‘You can’t keep calling like this. Whatever trouble you are in, it’s none of my business… None of your suspicious characters have been around and I’d send them packing if they did!... Steady on! No… no… Absolutely not. As far as I’m concerned, the debt is paid! No, no I won’t. I don’t want to know any more about it, goodbye!’
Sir Horace put the phone down, and sat down at the desk. He rubbed his mouth and then sat for a while in deep thought. Kelly was extremely alarmed. Was that Price that had just called? Sir Horace had been very anxious. Who else could it have been? It had sounded to her like Price was asking for help and Sir Horace was wanting nothing to do with him.
Before she had time to consider the implications of what she had just heard any further, Sir Horace picked up the phone again and after consulting a note pad, made a call of his own.
After a while it was picked up and he spoke.
‘How are you doing son? How’s the leg?... I know, I know. Just wondering if you’d had any unusual things happen recently. Haha! Yes, apart from being shot of course! Do you remember all that business back in January? Yes, yes. I know that now of course!... Yes… Least said, soonest mended I always say.’
There was a long pause, the he continued. ‘Don’t worry about me, if he comes around again, I’ll set Henry on him… I’ve no idea, but you know the sort of company he keeps these days. Little better than fascists if you ask me.’
There was another pause, as the person on the other end spoke.
‘I don’t know, I didn’t ask. Something rotten I expect, you know what he’s like.’
Another pause.
‘Oh, I don’t know. I just thought I’d better let you know, since you had asked me to let you know if he called again. Yes. Yes. Oh, it went well. Your brother and all his druid stuff. It will be on the tele next year apparently. It’s a shame you couldn’t make it, but a national manhunt is a bit more important I expect.’
There were a few more exchanges, then some goodbyes and Sir Horace hung up.
He then sighed and went to wake up his friend with a gentle shake. ‘Come on old fellow, lets get that dog of yours outside for a pee.’
While he did that, Kelly snuck out of the room and then out of the house, her head buzzing with confusion over what she had just heard. It was still raining, but she had a waterproof jacket in her bag. She walked to the nearest pub and called herself a taxi.
All the way home she thought about what she had seen and heard. The first call had been from Price, of that she was certain. And then Horace has called his son to tell him about it. So, what the hell was going on? Whatever trouble you are in, its none of my business, Sir Horace had said. The tone of voice and the choice of words had not really jibed with the gravity of the situation she thought, but what else could they have been talking about?
Then talking to Corum, about “that business in January”, that matched exactly with what Two-Soups had told her. So Corum had known all along that his father was being blackmailed? Had he known all along that his father had ordered the murder of Elaine Nostrum? All the time she had thought she had been playing Corum, he had been playing her. He was surely aiming to set her up to take the fall, somehow, but how?  
She had a room in a low-quality guesthouse along the Portobello beachfront. It was off season, and so the house was quiet. She let herself in the front door and quietly went to her room. It was small and cold, but cheap and out of the way. She sat on the bed, then lay back. She just couldn’t make all the pieces of the puzzle fit together. If Corum was playing her, then the best thing he could do was arrest her, and he had not done that. So, why not? Presumably because whatever his plan was, he didn’t want the police to know anything about her. Whatever he was plotting, it needed her to be on the loose. She was being used she realised, but she’d known that already, as soon as Corum had started describing her as an informant. Was she being used to get to Price? Obviously Corum and his father wanted to get rid of Price, and… no, that didn’t make sense either. Why hang up on him like that then? Most likely Sir Horace wanted Price dead now, so why not set up a meeting and then have Corum deal with him? After being shot in the leg, she imagined that Corum would have little hesitation in returning the favour.
Another thing she couldn’t fathom was why Corum would send her to Two-Soups if he had known it would lead her to his father. Maybe he hadn’t realised Soups had known about it? There was no way now that Two-Soups had been lying to her – she’d heard it confirmed from Sir Horace himself. So? So Corum had not known that Two-Soups knew about his father, which on the face of it seemed fairly unlikely. But why send her in that direction at all? Purely as a distraction? That made no sense either, because if he was distracting her, he didn’t need her, so why not just have her arrested?

It didn’t matter however she tried to add up what she knew; it didn’t make any sense. Whatever was going on though, it was indisputable that Sir Horace was involved, Corum new about it and that for whatever reason had decided not to arrest her.
Tempting as it was, she knew not to contact Corum in any way. How would she be able to believe anything that he said? Again, she started to doubt herself on even this simple thought. Perhaps it was better to call him, meet him again even, to prevent him getting suspicious and putting a warrant out for her?
Tired as she was, and as futile all this thinking felt to her, she knew she would not be able to sleep tonight. She turned on the TV and tried to lose herself in a late-night film, but it was hopeless. In the end she turned it off, then lay back in the dark, her eyes wide open looking up at the ceiling.
After a while, she heard the front door being opened and then some people whispering drunkenly in the hall downstairs. Next there were footsteps on the stairs, then more voices on the landing, and then finally in the corridor her room was on. She heard a male and female voice, then some fumbling at the door across the hall, some giggling, then at last the sound of a door being closed and locked.
A few minutes later there was the noises of someone else trying to get in her room. She heard someone mutter in drunken confusion, and the sound of a key scraping in the lock.
She waited, but whoever it was, seemed to be so drunk they were determined that this was there room, no matter what.
‘Wrong room!’ she called from the bed.
The drunk paused, but then went back to trying their keys in the lock.
She went to the door and opened it, ready to scold whoever was on the other side, but was hit by something right in the head so hard that she tumbled, senseless, back into the room.
When she woke up, groggy and confused, she was tied to a chair and Clarence Price was looking down at her with a knife in his hand. As her eyes flicked open, he held the knife to her throat and whispered harshly in her ear. ‘You and me need to have a little talk.’