Monday, 16 February 2026

The Treasure of the Glen (FINAL)

 

The Treasure of the Glen (2511 words)


Lochlann mac Aed stood before the timber walls of Gilpatrick’s tavern, looking forlornly over the fields to his own home, Ballaòir Tower. It was occupied by Magnus Flatnose and his men now, although most of them were down in the meadow, digging up the ground around the standing stones.

This circle of twelve man-sized stones had stood on this land for as long as anyone could remember and had gathered legends and wild tales around them, as these things did. As Lochlann watched, one by one the men stopped digging, to lie in the grass and drink. They were warriors, not used to manual labour, and the holes they had dug were shallow and scattered.

Lochlann was about turn and join his men again in the tavern, when he noticed Magus himself, coming up the hill alone in the afternoon heat. He was a big man, overweight from ale, and he laboured up the slope in his expensive-looking chainmail and wolfskin cloak. When the Northman was within ten steps, Lochlann called out.

‘Come no closer,’ he said, his hand going to the handle of his axe.

Magnus raised his hands to show they were empty.

‘Heth of Galloway. I come to parley.’ Magus spoke Gaelic, not his native tongue, but one he gauged that Lochlann would understand.

‘Well then,’ replied Lochlann in the same language.

For a moment the two men looked each other over. Magnus saw the toísech of Ballaòir. A man younger than him, but not by much, dressed in a light wool tunic over which he wore armour that had undoubtedly been handed down from father to son for generations. More a farmer than a warrior, but strong from working the land, with intelligent eyes and long blonde hair tied up under his helmet. Lochlann saw a tall, broadshouldered Northman, grey bearded, but still strong. He had a bulging belly under his mail, indicating he had not pulled an oar in many years.

Magnus cleared his throat and spat on the ground. ‘You did well to send your folk away before we got here. How many of your men do you have in there?’

Magnus made a display of looking over Lochlann’s shoulder at Gilpatrick’s. Not much of the building was displayed beyond the tall wooden palasade that ran all around it. All the Northman could see was its slate roof, not thatch, that suggested Gilpatrick was a man of means. It was a defensible house, perhaps even more so than Ballaòir Tower.

‘Enough to make any attempt to take it not worth your while,’ replied Lochlann. ‘You agreed this peace. You can’t have drank my home dry already.’

‘No, no,’ admitted Magnus. ‘But hear me, mac Aed. Your lord Alan of Galloway has offended my lord Olaf the Black, and I and his other liegemen have been instructed to reave all between Whithorn and Annan.’

‘So I have been told,’ said Lochlann. ‘I heard you landed at St Mary’s Isle six days ago.’

‘You were not misinformed,’ admitted Magnus. ‘And as we reived north, killing cattle and burning fields, the men we slew would plead for their lives by telling us of the treasure that lay further north. That if we let them live, then they would tell us where to find it. They told us of the treasure in the stones of Ballaòir.’

Did they?’ asked Lochlann. ‘And did you let them live?’

‘Olaf’s instructions were not unclear to me.’

Lochlann gestured towards the stones. ‘Your men are making a mess.’

Magnus turned to look. All of Magnus’s men had now given up digging and were sitting against a wall, drinking and talking.

‘Tell me which stone the treasure is buried under.’

‘You’ve been digging for a day and a night, you can see that there is no treasure under the stones. If anyone speaks of the treasure of Ballaòir then they must mean our rich soil, our fat cattle.

Lochlann’s gaze moved from the stones to the fresh graves before the tower. Three of his men, and four Northmen killed in yesterday’s battle. At least these savage islanders had given them all a Christian burial.

Magnus turned back to Lochlann who still had his back to the tavern. ‘Did you move the treasure before we got here? Is it in there?’

‘No.’

‘I have enough men to take that hall.’

Lochlann knew this was true but also knew it was an idle threat. When Magnus and his men arrived, they people of Ballaòir had already been warned. Lochlann had sent his lady wife and the folk north, into the one of the many valleys in the northeast. Not even Lochlann knew where his wife had taken them, but she had a fondness for Dail Righe, and she was likely there. The Northmen would not dare leave their boats so far behind them, or at least Lochlann hoped it. They were already well beyond their range, on this hunt for mythical treasures.

Magnus’s arithmetic was the same as Lochlann’s. There were no more than a dozen men behind the wooden walls of the tavern, and Magnus’s fifty would certainly be able to take it. The cost was too high though; he would end with twenty dead or injured men. Twenty less men to pull oars on their return to the Isles, and twenty widows and their orphan to sort out with inheritances and patronages on his return.

He was not here for war, he was here to please his lord, but also for personal gain. All the way from St Mary’s Isle he had heard of the “treasure of Ballaòir”, from men desperate for their lives. At first he thought it lies born from fear, but when he heard the tale repeated again and again the decision to reave far into the mainland was too tempting to resist. The gold lay within “the stones of the land” he had been told, but now perhaps, he was musing that it may just have been stories all along.

Magnus said no more to Lochlann and went back to his men. ‘Pick up those spades!’ he commanded in Norse. ‘A double share to the man that strikes on the gold!’

When Magnus came to speak to Lochlann the next morning he was in a poorer humour.

‘Three days now Magnus. As I told you, there is no gold under those stones.’

Magnus growled and thumbed the handle of his sword that lay strapped to his waist. ‘I could gather folk from your land and have them killed before your walls.’

‘Those that did not go with my wife will be well tucked away by now. All for miles around will know of your presence. It may not be long before my Lord’s men come to winkle you out of my tower.’

Lochlann knew what to say to Magnus to make him worry, who was already itching to be back out to sea again. Keeping the boats in one place for too long invited trouble.

They watched Magnus’s men dig.

‘We are cattle farmers,’ said Lochlann, not for the first time. ‘We have no gold.’

‘You lie. All I heard was talk of it. Ancient treasure, as old as the Romans, handed down from father to son. Carefully guarded and well hidden.’ Magnus gestured at Ballaòir Tower, at Gilpatrick’s tavern, at the looted and burned houses of the village. ‘Look how you prosper. No wonder we pushed you out of your tower so easily. Your men are so well fed they barely fit their mail!’

‘I have not heard these tales.’

‘All of you Scots are liars.’

Magnus could tell that Lochlann was a clever man, be he, Magnus was a clever man too. He tried to read the other man’s face. ‘The stones, the stones, all spoke of the stones. But I assumed buried under them. Perhaps then it is not under, but in? The gold is in the stones?’

He watched to see any change in Lochlann’s expression. Did he flinch just then? He turned and went back to where his men were digging. ‘Search the houses for hammers and mallets!’ he shouted at them. ‘We’ll crack the cursed things open!’

Another day passed and when Lochlann stepped through the tavern gates, he saw three bodies hung from the oak tree that stood closest to the walls. They looked like commoners that had unluckily stumbled into the clutches of the Northmen. A man, a woman and a child, a family perhaps, but not one that he recognised.

When Magnus saw him, he came cursing up the hill towards the tavern, red faced and angry, sweating under the summer sun.

‘I’ll keep hanging the bodies of any of your folk I lay hands on until you give me the gold, son of Aed,’ spat Magnus. ‘A fine crop for you to harvest.’

‘I can’t conjure gold from the air, not matter how many of my people you kill.’

‘If the lives of your folk won’t move you, them how about your property? As comfortable as I have been inside your home, I could still burn it to the ground.’

At this Lochlann seemed, for the first time, to be at a disadvantage. ‘Please. If you must do that, then so be it. But first retrieve the reliquary from the chapel.’

Magnus grinned like a wolf scenting blood. ‘Of value to you, is it?’

‘Yes, why yes,’ stuttered Lochlann. ‘For it contains a piece of the true cross.’

‘I’ll see it burnt then, if you don’t hand over the treasure.’

‘And then see yourself burned in eternal damnation for such a crime!’ scoffed Lochlann.

Magnus paused to weigh the promise of gold against his soul. He did not much care for religion, but he was a superstitious man. And although he would not admit it to Lochlann, Olaf had ordered his liegemen to leave any relics they came across unmolested.

‘You want it, come and get it,’ snarled Magnus.

‘I have your word that I may return to the tavern once I have it? None of your Northerner tricks?’

‘You have my word. Come!’

Lochlann hesitated but then leapt forward to stay close to Magnus. There was only one man at the door, who was surprised to see the tower’s previous owner arrive. Magnus barged past him and ushered Lochlann inside. The toísech was dismayed to see his furniture overturned and broken, his possessions scattered everywhere, and rotten food and worse all over the floors.

‘You show little of your wealth in your house. There was nothing worth stealing,’ remarked Magnus as they went through the main hall to the chapel.

‘Does that not tell you I am a man of modest means?’ asked Lochlann.

‘A man of hidden means, perhaps.’ They were now in the small shrine. Nothing here had been touched, much to Lochlann’s surprise. The cross still stood on the altar and all the tapestries remained on the walls. The reliquary sat before the cross, a plain wooden box. Lochlann opened it and saw that the contents had been undisturbed, the splinter of the true cross still lay wrapped in cloth. He let out a loud sigh of relief.

Magnus looked over Lochlann’s shoulder with idle curiosity. Although it was evidently Lochlann’s most prized possession it looked valueless to the Northman. Such things were not worth stealing, in his opinion. A man could be cursed because of it. Lochlann closed the box and stepped to one side. Magnus looked at him with sudden guilt.

‘What, you think me a pagan? That I would desecrate the house of Our Lord?’ accused Magnus, then suddenly changing his tone he asked, ‘is that tapestry worth anything?’

He pointed at the large woven wall hanging behind the altar, so old and faded that its scene was barely discernible.

‘Maybe when my father bought it back from Ghent, but its threadbare and worthless now.’

‘Your lady wife kept a clean house, but this thing is the dirtiest object in the whole place,’ Magnus held up a candle to the tapestry. ‘It’s Christ on the cross?’

‘Indeed, yes, but take care! It’s as dry as tinder.’

Magnus put down the candle and turned to Lochlann. He appeared to weigh the idea of slaying the other man right there in the chapel. Lochlann stepped back and put his hand on his axe hilt.

‘I’ve told you, Magnus Flatnose. The treasure of Ballaòir is our cattle. They’ve all been sent to Dronfres for slaughter though. Every year it is thus. Soon our drovers will bring back another herd to fatten on our bounteous land. That’s where our gold is.’

Magnus continued to study the tapestry. He ran a hand down it then looked at the soot on his fingertips.

‘Please Lord Flatnose,’ pleaded Lochlann with his hand on the box. ‘What I say is true. I swear it here on a portion of the True Cross.’

Magnus sighed, defeated. He had tarried at Ballaòir too long. They already had plenty enough treasure and time was pressing, he told himself. He had no wish to desecrate a church and now only desired to leave. In a sudden flash of frustration he took his sword and slashed at the tapestry. The dusty old object leapt, blowing soot and dust everywhere, into their faces and mouths. Seemingly surprised at his own outburst, Magnus stepped back coughing and waving his hand. Then, ignoring Lochlann, he left the tower, called to his men to pack their things and was gone within the hour.

Lochlann went over to Gilpatrick’s and sent his most cunning man to follow the Northmen to the coast, to make sure it wasn’t a trick. The man arrived back in the morning to tell him that Magnus was gone, having returned to St Mary’s Isle and set sail.

Content, Lochlann made sure the folk that Magnus had hung were buried, and sent word to Dail Righe that his wife might return. As his men began the long process of setting his holdings to rights, he looked over the excavated and broken stones. These Stones of Ballaòir had stood there since the time of the Romans, old but not ancient, built by Lochlann’s ancestors as a ploy, a distraction. Objects to build myths around.

He entered the tower, finding it strange to be the only occupant. It was usually such a busy place, full of noise and activity. Now everything was upset and overturned. He stepped gingerly over splintered wood and rotten food, then entered the chapel. All was as it had been left the day before. The tapestry had a foot long tear in it, a flap of fabric hanging down from Magnus’s angry blow. Lochlann stepped closer and looked into the darkness, at the sooty wall that lay behind the cloth. He saw a glint of gold. How close the Northman had come to discovering the secret, he marveled. Lochlann licked his thumb and reached into the hole to smudge over the mark where Magnus’s sword had struck.

Sunday, 15 February 2026

Karma Kingdom Beta 1.0 b222 Update

 Karma Kingdom Beta 1.0 b222 Update

 


 Latest Updates:



- Added Magical Geodes, which can be used to create mountains. They can be found by digging in the Wastes and in chests.
- FIXED BUG #341 - currently cant pay people to gather seeds
- FIXED BUG #389 - savannah court case needs a better picture
- IDEA #358 - Added compost. Certain items can be composted. Compost can be turned into garden patches, which have a positive effect on your Ecology.
- IDEA #497 - put gem cutting log in new format

 

Play it here!

https://roztov.epizy.com/stw/generate.html

 

 

Sunday, 8 February 2026

(G606 22/11/2025 via Roll20 - JF, KT, AP(GM), AD) 5ED9

(G606 22/11/2025 via Roll20 - JF, KT, AP(GM), AD) 5ED9

[This continues the story of Rogier the bard, a warforged called Gravedigger
and a goliath paladin known as Uthmar Shatterstone. They are on the trail of the
'missing' town of Everaska in the Hills of Lost Souls area.]

DAY 9 cont ...

An so we find our brave heroes, traveling towards the town of Everaska on foot.
It was late spring, but there was a strong cold wind blowing.

As they walked along a flat-bottomed grassy gully they came across a man that
came running towards them. His name was Fennel and he was in a real panic,
telling them about strange lights that had driven 'the sheep mad'!

Maybe it had been Willo-the-Wisps remarked Gravedigger and Fennel nodded in
agreement as he caught his breath.

The heroes continued cautiously on their way. Up ahead the saw a giant goat,
which must have been one of the 'sheep'. With the others approval Fennel,
who was a scout, went ahead and shot the goat.

Then Uthmar and Rogier went forwards, but argued about who should go first.
Eventually they got themselves sorted out and joined the fray.

Another goat and two wisps came charging down the valley and the heroes had
a proper fight on their hands. Gravedigger cast spells and Rogier laid in
with the firebolts. Fennel was charged by a goat and sent flying. He lived,
but with some broken ribs. Gravedigger went over and healed him.

Eventually Uthmar dispatched the last of the goats and the fight was won.
Gravedigger completely healed Fennel and as he did so they talked.
Fennel was just 16 years old.
'I was hired to guide a group through the valley,' said the young fellow, 'but 
when we were attacked I legged it!'
'Who is "we"?' asked Gravedigger.
'Some merchants that had hired me to scout for them. What remains of them must
be further up the gully.'
'Than you,' replied Gravedigger. 'Now if I were you I'd run away down the valley
as fast as you can before those two idiots take an interest in you.'
The both looked over to where Uthmar and Rogier were arguing again.
'Cock boy!' yelled Uthmar.
'Vagina girl!' returned Rogier at a similar volume.
It had started as a discussion about what spells Uthmar thought Rogier should
have used in the fight. Advice that Rogier did not gratefully receive.

In the end, they settled down and all together and roasted the goat meat.
Fennel took some of it and tiddled off back home.

Our heroes, now full of roasted meat, settled down to camp for the night.


DAY 10

It rained over night so our erstwhile heroes were somewhat damp when they 
set off in the morning.

About a mile along the road they found four corpses of well-to-do commoners.
Uthmar was not happy about the scout abandoning his charges and grumbled about
it while watching Gravedigger dig a big hole for a communal grave for the
four unfortunates.

Uthmar and Rogier made sure to retrieve anything valuable before the grave
was filled in. Once this was done, Gravedigger said a few words and played
his bagpipes, its mournful tune echoing along the valley.

As they walked on, Uthmar, very much the argumentative troublemaker of the
group demanded to know who had the signet ring - the object that was central
to their current quest. After much argy-bargy and accusations it eventually
was revealed it was in his own pocket all along.

As evening fell they made camp. There was no rain and they slept silently.


DAY 11

The heroes continued on their way, following their noses as much as anything
else.

Gravedigger and Uthmar started to 'catch things out the corner of eye', a somewhat
ominous effect, but nothing that resolved into anything worse by the end of that
day's march.

They slept and were visited by pleasant dreams, something they all remarked on
in the morning.


DAY 12

In the morning, the continued on their way. It seemed fairly certain they were
on a main road to Everaska now and it was not long before they arrived at the
very place.

Just outside the town the came across a well appointed camp, with several horses
corralled beside an large ornate tent.

Their was a coat of arms on the side of the tent - a bird, a sword and a holy
symbol. Gravedigger noticed that the crest had a sigil on it of a little known
demonic or devilish lord entwined within it.

As they approached a man came out. He was a knight or something similar and had
his hand on the pommel of his sword.

Uthmar as usual told Rogier that he should do the talking, being the bard, but as
soon as Rogier opened his mouth, the burly goliath paladin butted in.

'It's very quiet, eh?' said Uthmar.
'It's well known in this area what happened to Everaska. Who are you?' replied the
man dryly.
'Uhh, we are just passing through.'
'They are on honeymoon,' put in Gravedigger, either confused or continuing a running
joke. 'I will bury them post-nuptial.'
'Ignore him, he has a screw loose,' said Uthmar. 'We were meant to meet someone here
and to find out what happened.'
'Ah,' said the man. 'Me and my charge are here to do the same. Alas, we have found 
out little enough so far. Again, I asked who you are?'
'Uthmar, Gravy and Dickhead,' answered Uthmar.
'Right...' pondered the man. 'I am Marshal Thorne Halvek. If you are here to try
and find out the mystery of Everaska then I suggest you carry out your own 
investigations. I wouldn't wish to tell you our findings as they may not be 
correct and lead you false. Fresh eyes is better.'
'Uh-huh. Do you know anything about all these shadowy things we keep glimpsing?'
'Indeed yes! It is most odd, but as to the cause, I confess I have no idea. We
have been here for some weeks now and they have been constant in their appearance.'
'And the lady we seek?'

The Marshal went into the tent and returned with Lady Viers. She was tall and striking
in appearance, obviously an aristocrat and used to getting her way.

She looked at the signet ring when it was offered to her. She thought it familiar
and asked where it had been found. Gravedigger and Rogier spun her a pack of lies.
Uthmar tried to correct them, but he had largely forgotten all about the events of
only a few days ago.

'So tell me,' asked Viers. 'What do you know so far?'

Uthmar acted as if he were annoyed at Rogier and indicated that the bard should be
the one doing the talking as he had a better way about him. Again though, as soon
as Rogier stepped forward and was about to speak, Uthmar butted in!
'Well, milady,' tried Uthmar in his best posh voice. 'It piqued our interest and
we wish to be of what we could be of what assistance, ah, we could be offer aid
and forsooth and by your leave and at your service madam and ah... Forsooth!'
Uthmar bowed with a flourish as he finished his speach.

The conversation went on for a while longer and Rogier and Gravedigger were
drawn into it. Rogier mentioned that they had all been getting 'nice dreams'
the last few days. Lady Viers said that she had seen the shadows but had no
dreams. When they all compared notes Gravedigger hissed and quoth:

'I dreamed of a dark tower, sliced by bands of night, a beam of darkness cast across
the land, blighting the crops and slaying all that it touches. I dreamed of a ship
lost on a moonlit sea, crewed by the dead, pushed on its course by the tentacles of
a giant unwholesome god. I dream of a sharp blade, drenched in blood, held in a
quivering hand. tears fall from my eyes, i shiver with cold as i look down at the
loved one I have slain. a once good family, sinks into darkness, once where they
were masters of the denizens of the pit, they are now the slaves. what was once
good became evil. fire and blood! Fire and blood!'

I should note at this point, dear and gentle reader that anything that was going
on in Gravedigger's dreams were not connected to Everaska and were the product of
his own rattled headcase. Or it may have been that he was concerned of the sinister
design on the side of the tent and wanted to gauge her reaction to a ominous
speech.

'I didn't realise beings like you could have such visions,' she admitted.

Regardless of all that, our heroes decided to stay at the camp for the rest of
the day. Lady Viers had a magical Provisions Box which provided more than enough
food for everyone.

Gravedigger was a little worried, but despite everything he had some lovely
dreams during the night, as did his companions.


Friday, 9 January 2026

(G605 8/11/2025 via Roll20 - JF(GM), KT, AP) EVL5


(G605 8/11/2025 via Roll20 - JF(GM), KT, AP) EVL5

[Dark forces are gathering on Yag Island, manafesting as an undead cleric of Umberlee known as Salt's Wake and a Dread Necromancer called Vaelis Crowe. This is documented by Ganbar, Priest of Kelemvor.]


DAY 708 9th Alturiak (Feb) cont ...

Vaelis found he couldn't always sleep through the day so he went out to ask around where he might be able to find a 'Wight'. He had a desire to get one as a minion.

After spending a gold and three hours of his time he was told:

- There were none on the island unless they arrived recently or are hiding
- Sasserine would be a good place to ask around
- Bone Island likely has some
- The 'Lost civilisation' in the area of sea known as 'The Snare' probably had a few

He also went to the shops and bought six cheap cloaks to help disguise his undead minions if they ever had to leave the house.

Their current total was 3 zombies.


DAY 709 10th Alturiak (Feb) 

The evil fellows stayed in the house all day, plotting their schemes.


DAY 710 11th Alturiak (Feb)

While out in the very early morning they met a goblin called Keletch in a dock side tavern. He had apparently discovered a nearby cave that had undead in it and he reckoned a couple of necromacer-looking types might be just the ticket for clearing it out and looting whatever treasure was in it.

I understand that Keletch had once been human, had died, then been reincarnated as a dwarf by Rollo the Druid, had died, came back again, but this time as a goblin. He had then gone off and had adventures, but now needed to raise some money to somehow change back to a human.

The evil-doers didn't much care about that, so got Keletch to lead them to the cave as soon as they were all ready. It is known as the Devil's Cauldorn and is tricky to get to via the cliffs, but Keletch knew a way down to it.

There were three tunnels leading in, and they decided to take the driest looking one. A gang of skeletons waited within and the zombies were sent in to fight them.
Poor old Bert was badly hurt, but some of the skeletons were Rebuked and fell under the evil-doers command. They tried to fit some rusty old armour onto a skeleton but it didn't really work.

Moving further in through the tunnels they encountered more undead skeletons and zombies. Some were slain, some were commanded and sent further in, only to be (they assumed) rebuked and sent back to fight them again!

'Is there anyone of a "Similair Mindset" back there?' called out Vaelis seeking to parly.
'And do ye like undead cock?' cackled Salty, scotching that plan pretty quickly.

The battle continued, with zombies and skeletons running around everywhere, back and  forth as they were rebuked and then counter-rebuked. The evil-doers slowly gained the upper hand, it was a case of whoever ran out of Rebukes first. They pushed on into a cave and they saw a witch-like female figure send forth her final reseve of skeletons before running off down a side tunnel.

Salty chased after her, but she cast a Cure Moderate Wounds on him that sent him limping back to the cave. They then gathered their 'horde' of undead. Keletch went to finish off some of the surplas undead cowering in the corner. But then - treachery! - Salty sent in his forces to corner and then slay Keletch. He then raised the poor fellow as a powerful zombie.

Luckily for Salty, Keletch had told no one where he was going, but he was known to the
island and liked by many and his disappearance would be noted.

Thursday, 8 January 2026

(G604 25/10/2025 via Roll20 - JF(GM), KT, AP) EVL4

(G604 25/10/2025 via Roll20 - JF(GM), KT, AP) EVL4

[Dark forces are gathering on Yag Island, manafesting as an undead cleric of Umberlee known as Salt's Wake and a Dread Necromancer called Vaelis Crowe. This is documented by Ganbar, Priest of Kelemvor.]


DAY 707 8th Alturiak (Feb)

Wake and Crowe were not satified with their cuttent digs in a lopsided and grotty tavern cellar so they spent the evening looking for a house to rent.

They found a suitalbe house, with a cellar from an Orc known as Pomer. She charged them 90gp a month, paid up front, no questions asked.

It was grubby and flea ridden, full of dusty and broken furniture, but it was private, which was the main requirement. They tried to get their zombies to clean up, but all they really did was move the dust around with a broom.

They spent a further 32 gold to get the house sorted out, better furniture brought, the water sorted and the place cleaned from top to bottom.

Salty complained that the place being clean should have been part of the original deal. Pomer snapped her fingers under his nose and walked off.

[Side Note: Rollo here! Just to update you with what was going on at the Barrow at this time.]

At this time Fenrir was taking it easy after all his recent adventures and spending some time setting up his house with Giselle. Griff was acting as a gate guard and a sort of Sherriff for the Barrow communities. Veddic was in theory meant to be doing missionary work on behalf of the church of Kossuth, but mainly he sat about doing not much of anything. One day Jamella Dotrok would be on his case, and most likely send out some missionarys to set up a temple.

Reinward was playing darts, hustling and picking pockets, Sparkledingle was studying, filling his library and talking to his tutors back at Mathghamhna. Dak was having a fine old time running his tavern the Fussy Gusset, while not turning a profit he was providing a fun alternative to Finchey's Inn and the west side dives.

And me? Well, by now my Guildgate to the FAMP (or Wastworld as it was also called) and attempting to connect up with the settlement of New Hope. They are 700 miles apart, but it is possible to teleport between the two place.

[Now back to the main story.]

DAY 708 9th Alturiak (Feb)

One might be forgiven for thinking that Wake and Crowe were almost at a loose end while on the island. I suspect they had a half-formed notion of building - if not an army - at least maybe a company of undead.

Towards this end they set out in the small hours of the morning in search of bodies.  Most pirates and sailors in this region preferred to be buried at sea so their was  slim pickings. There was an old graveyard though, mostly used by the locals.

They looked it over and determined that about a third of the graves were old, a third were recent (as in over the last 20 years or so) and a third were disturbed, dug up by actor's unknown. There was a gravekeeper's hut, but no gravekeeper.

They discussed how long it takes to exume a grave and the lack of law enforcement in town. It appeared on the west side, when pirates were in port one was killed in a fight about once a week. The east side of the port was more civilised and anyone doing murders here might expect to be hung or fined if they were rich enough to pay a blood price.

The gave up on the graveyard and head back to the west side, looking for rowdy  places were a pirate might end up dead. They were out of luck, but the did bump into an odd Minotaur cleric called Drogash Murgath of the ship the Bedraggled Beaver. He was a cleric of Umberlee like Wake and he bragged in a shrill voice that he had 27 undead under his control.

Vaelis really wanted a corpse so he went into a bar to try and start a fight. He was utterly rubbish at this and ended up buying drinks for virtually everyone in the place. In this place they mainly drank 'Coastal Seaweed Beer' which had a strange umami flavour to it. If anything he made the place less likely to have a fight errupt in it by making the pirates happy with free drink.

In the end they just waited until closing time and dragged an unconsious sailor out the door with them. 'Come along Bert!' they said pretending the fellow was their friend. The tavernkeeper gave them a tired nod as they left. 

In a dark alley "Bert's" life was ended and he was raised again as a powerful zombie. If they thought to grow an army through the sweepings of slum bars they would lack for both quality and quantity.


Wednesday, 7 January 2026

(G603 4/10/2025 via Roll20 - JF(GM), KT, AP) EVL3

 
(G603 4/10/2025 via Roll20 - JF(GM), KT, AP) EVL3

[Dark forces are gathering on Yag Island, manafesting as an undead cleric of Umberlee known as Salt's Wake and a Dread Necromancer called Vaelis Crowe.]

My lord, in today's missive I will continue documenting the doings of the two evil fellows, Wake and Crowe, on Yag Island. Signed - Ganbar, Priest of Kelemvor, Head of the Cult of Gravediggers.

DAY 703 4th Alturiak (Feb)

As usual the evil-doers slept all through the daylight hours and only ventured outside when it was dark.

They went to a local eatery and Vaelis had his dinner. The eating places in  Tamunzah are situated along the most western street, they are cheap bars and outdoor dining places. There are red lamps in many of the windows and strumpets move from table to table looking for customers.
As several pirate ships were currently in port, the street was busy, packed with drunken sailors and villains.

After some drinks they went to spy out the church that Salty had taken an interest in. Vaelis recognised it as a templ to Istishia (god of water).

'I see no sign of life,' said Vaelis.
'I'm just point out I have me eye on this place,' rasped Salty. 'One day I will make it into a temple to Umberlee.'

The church was on the eastern side of the town, which was more residental, but still busy even after midnight. The took a lantern around the back of the church and found a locked door and two boarded up windows.

The walked around the walls, but were unable to climb them. Thwarted by a lack of a ladder the abandoned their enterprise and returned to the western streets.

DAY 704 5th Alturiak (Feb)

They returned to the main street which was now in full flow, and sat at a table inside a dimly lit tavern. 

A lady known as Slick Sally watched them then approached. She was dressed in leathers and was somewhere in her forties, but still fit and fine-looking.

'Are you guys new in port?' she asked.
'Yeah we are', answered Vealis.
'What are you here to do?
'Take over the world!' hissed Salty.

'Oh well,' she said. 'You certainly look like fellows who would not be shy of doing some skullduggery. Tell you what, let's try you on a straight-forward task and then maybe my patron will have more for you.'

Fans of coin, the villains agreed to hear her out.

'There is a spy in town I need to get rid of. His current alisas is "Perga Mac  Dondlepart" and he is spying for one of the pirate captains. He's human, not very tall and is staying at Finchey's Inn. I'd like him discreatly disposed of.'

The villains decided to go straight over to the Inn. They found that it was pretty busy. The got some drinks and watched the place. This appeared to be where the pirate captains and other higher-ranked rogues talked business.

They overheard the landlord tell a wench to take a plate of super to Dondlepart. They made to go down the corridor to the rooms but the landlord stopped them. 'Hey, people are sleeping down there!'

Lacking a better plan the cadged a pen and parchement from the landlord and left Dondlepart a note which read:

"
important we speak with you. We have crucial information regarding Sally come to the middle pier in at 4am. my small Pinnace is moored there, to Discuss further.
"

It was handed to the landlord with a gold coin for his troubles. The villains then left, going to lay in wait at the pier.

Four o'clock in the morning came and went though and Dondlepart did not appear. They waited until dawn, and realising it was a bust, Salty moved his pinnace to another pier.

Vaelis need a place to sleep so he went to a house with a room to rent. The tough old lady that lived there cooked him his breakfast and he went for a nap.

In the afternoon he and Salty went back to Finchey's Inn. It was open and serving food.
'Dondlepart had is breakfast and left,' said the landlord when asked. 'As far as
I know he'll be back later. What do you want with him?'
'Nothing...' replied Vaelis.
'Well don't cause any trouble in here! You want food, a drink, or what?'
'I just want to wait,' said Vaelis as he slid a gold coin over the counter.

They waited and waited and then ordered food at dinner time. At around seven in the evening Dondlepart appeared. The landlord pointed out the villains who waved at him. Dondlepart nodded but didn't come over. Vaelis walked up to him.
'You sent that note?' asked the young man. 'If you want to talk, talk here.'
'No, walls have ears.'
Dondlepart seemed very nervous, glancing around and licking his lips. There was no way he was going to be lured away from the safety of the inn. He took his dinner to his room. Vaelis thought that the young chap had been wearing a false moustache.

The villains left the inn and waited outside, lurking in the shadows. At around midnight Dondlepart left the inn, wearing a pretty poor disgusise. He carried a  pack and walked as quickly as he could towards the northern pier.

In between the pier and the general store at the northern tip of the town is a rough cobbled area that acts as a town square. At this time of night there were quite a few drunken pirates on it, singing, dancing and drinking. 

They were also treated to quite a display, in the form of probably the least descreet  assassination ever to have happened on the island. As Dondlepart crossed the square Salty tried a Command spell, but it failed. Vaelis cast Spectral Hand that then chased after their victim. Dondlepart saw the hand and ran for it, but the hand caught up with him and delivered a Ghoul Touch that threw him paralysed onto the ground. He then eminated a dreadful smell that made three passerby vomit.

Salty, seeing that things were getting out of hand rushed up to where Dondlepart part lay betwixt the vomiters and bashed his brains all over the cobbles with his mace. Vaelis came up, and they carried the body to the water. Salty then dragged the body into the sea and under water took it to his boat.

Vaelis pulled his hood further down and walked around the docks. The pirates, sailors and locals that had all seen this happen didn't make any move to stop him leaving the square. Luckily for the assassins, generally people didn't want to get involved, especially when they were having such a good time.


DAY 705 6th Alturiak (Feb)

At about three in the morning Salty raised Dondlepart as a zombie. Vaelis slashed up his face to make him unrecognisable.

They then rested for the rest if the day and waited until it was dark. They went back to where they met Sally and she gave them 50 gold each.

'Shame half the people in town saw you do it though,' she warned. 'I had another descreet job lined up, but perhaps you are not the best fit for it. I'll give you this advice though,
Dondlepart was a spy for a fellow called Harpooner. He's famously very clever and utterly mad. He's not in town at the moment, but when he does arrive here he'll be looking for his spy. You may want to take precautions against him finding you.'
'But, but - you never said he worked for an evil pirate!' groused Vaelis.
'I very much did tell you this,' she retorted.
'You just said a pirate, not an evil one!'
'What other kind of pirates are there? Look never mind, I'm not arguing with you. Bye.'
Sally then got up and left.

A little nervous, they then asked around town for information on Captain Harpooner. It turned out that he was indeed a very evil pirate, that liked to torture people to death at the slightest provication. He also captained a very large and dangerous pirate ship.

DAY 706 7th Alturiak (Feb)

They also learned that he was well connected with the Rundeen - a local trade and crime  organisation and was not expected back on the island for about the next five months but he would come sooner if he had business here - for instance if he learned that his agent had been slain! The word on the street was that the spy had been employed to keep an eye on the Barrow.

The gave five gold to their informant - a shifty fellow known as 'Harry the Grass'.
'Thank you my lords!' he said. 'As far as I know no one else in town is in the employ of Harpooner, so you might be ok. Anyway, gotta dash - be lucky!'

It was one in the morning now. Vaelis ordered something to eat. 


Sunday, 9 November 2025

Karma Kingdom Beta 1.0 b220 Update

 Karma Kingdom Beta 1.0 b220 Update


 

 New Additions to the Greater Good / hunger site

 - FIXED BUG #400 - banana gives: ERROR charity_text32
- FIXED BUG #401 - Wrapped Food has finished as well
- FIXED BUG #402 - Green Potion: ERROR charity_text83
- FIXED BUG #403 - potion of restoration: ERROR charity_text109
- Cat link active for "Fly At risk pets to safety" (Greater Good Hunger and Poverty Relief) (You also get to keep the cat grass!) (number57)
- re-using the old polish click for Greater Good "pet food and care" (number62)
- re-using the rescue cat clicker for Greater Good "save pets from warzones" (you get to keep the Native Sand on each click too)(number106)
- New Animal - Small Dog - For Greater Good - Click for Paws (number 114)
- New Animal - Old Dog - For Greater Good - Adopt a Senior Pet Month (number 116)
- New Item - Animal Medicine - For Greater Good - Animal Medical Care (number 115)

 

Play it here:

https://roztov.epizy.com/stw/generate.html