Facebook games

When you only have one hand available for use between the hours of 6pm and about 9pm then mouse only games are your friend.

I play them on Facebook, but man, some of them are naff.

There is one in particular, Stormfall that is currently being unintentionally funny. It appears to be full of PVP bullies who are often very easy to wind up.

I used to do it a bit on some Bebo games back in the day, but it did get a bit out of hand when they start greifing you on your main news feed.

But what's going on at the moment is just too much fum, especially when dealing with the international element who threaten you in very shaky English.

Well anyway, the set up so far is that people attack you and if you have troops out then they fight. If you are lower level then your castle troops are slaughtered. No harm is done to your castle but they might steal some of your stuff which is no big deal. So the set up is just the same as a hundred other build-raid games out there.

My neighbour in this game farmed my castle for about a month until I started to use my old Farmville sock puppet accounts to feed me more troops. Then I broke all his seiges. Then he got all his sock puppets to attack me, but that was perfect as then I just took all my troops out of cover and killed them off. At some point he'll get tired of it, but not me since I'm holding a baby :D

So breaking peoples sieges is great fun so I decided to do it to another PVP bully that had annoyed me for a while before. They usually just leave one archer or whatever since these are just abandoned castles. I got threatened for doing that. Fantastic! Let the fun begin :)

At some point he may realise that I'm only doing this because annoying people like him is the only reason I'm playing this game. I'm sure at this moment he's rousing his entire clan to get me. But what can they do? I've got no troops or stuff because the other PVP bully right next to me has already raided it away anyway or I've hidden it.

So bring it on funny looking foreign dude!