Monday, 7 April 2025
(G583 15/02/2025 via Roll20 - JF(GM), KT, AP) YI38
[Fenrir and Reinward are in the Dismal Caverns doing a quest on behalf of Xama the Priestess of Ghaunadaur.]
DAY 677 (9th Hammer)(January)
In the morning (note this dear reader, there was no night and day in this realm of caverns and tunnels, but it was about ten in the morning back on the Material Plane) they were taken into the ziggurat and then to a large chamber that had been carved out of the living rock before the entrance of the gauntlet.
Here, their guide, a beholder called Borkulax the All-Seeing, seeing that there were only two of them offered them some help. For a share of the loot they could hire:
- a man-shaped ooze fighter called Brodok
- a woman-shaped ooze druid called Cartet Mukor
- a bucket of ooze known as Abriska who was apparently a scholar
Another note dear reader; Although I was not there, I find this area very interesting and have done some research.
Ghaunadaur, the Elder Eye, was once a member of the Drow Pantheon, and has only very recently retreated to the Dismal Caverns from the Demonweb Pits. The bards say he was fed up with the machinations of the drow goddess Lolth and slunk away in order to rebuild his worshiper base.
This means that the Dismal Caverns is now the afterlife destination of most beholder, illithid, and troglodyte petitioners and all this accounted for the areas around the ziggurat that looked like a refugee camps.
Anyway, Reinward wanted to haggle over how much the three oozes would be paid, but Abriska told them that it was a take-it-or-leave-it offer. In the end they decided to take all three of them.
Abriska also offered them a Resurrection Insurance Policy of 5000 gold (on top of the cost of the Resurrection) for a no-fuss revival outside the Gauntlet in the case of it all going wrong.
After one last meal, there was nothing left to do, and in they went!
As far as I understand it the Gauntlet of Zhaeryx is a series of caverns chock full of nasty monsters. The people taking part in the challenge will first meet small and easily defeated monsters, then slightly stronger, then stronger yet until they are very powerful and the contestants meet their match and presumably get killed.
As a result of this, the first caverns they breezed through. Giant centipedes, Chokers, a Doppleganger, Troglodyte Zombies.
And on they went, next were Were Rats. One tried to surrender. Fenrir killed it after questioning. After some oozes, things started to get a bit tougher. There were undead Minotaurs, followed by a Greater Shadow.
A cave full of centipede swarms was dealt with by Elditch Cones from Fenrir.
They were ten caverns into the Gauntlet now and things were getting more serious. A large chamber full of animated rock monsters was the first to see them injured. Fenrir was hurt by flying stones, which made Reinward run back. The monsters were defeated efficiently enough, but Fenrir needed healing from all the clobberings he had received.
The next cavern was home to a gang of Destrachans. Brodok and the others were ordered to hold back and Fenrir and Reinward went forward. Fenrir went in but saw that Reinward was hanging back, his knees trembling. He'd seen the piles of bones at the cave entrance.
'Err, I forgot my tools! I'm going back for them!'
'Get your arse in here!' called back Fenrir.
It was not too challenging a combat in the end. The destrachans did their best but were easily defeated in the end. One tried to hide among the stalagmites at the back of the cave, but was hunted down and slain.
Sunday, 6 April 2025
(G582 08/02/2025 via Roll20 - JF(GM), KT, AP) YI37
(G582 08/02/2025 via Roll20 - JF(GM), KT, AP) YI37
[Everyone is back on Yag Island. Fenrir and Reinward have a lot of gold on them after their most recent adventure down in the Chult area.]
DAY 667 (29th Nightal)(December) cont ...
Reinward arranged the manufacture of some very fancy boots that would allow him to leap, be hasty and do short range teleports. I am told they cost 20,000 gold.
He also ordered a very fancy belt, that had hidden pouches, allowed freedom from magic such as the web spell and other slowers of movement and allowed him to fly for a short time. This Belt cost 30,000 gold.
Other items included a ring of deflection and dark hidden. Goggles of Blindsight, and a Wand of Solid.
All together everything cost him an eye-watering 88,000 gold!
This was sorted out with Orimander in Sasserine and would take about a week to arrive. All part of Reinward's campaign to apparently delete himself from every dangerous encounter!
DAY 668 (30th Nightal)(December)
Today Azazello was seen in the streets of Tamunza. You may remember that this is one of Fenrir's "Personal Demons".
Fenrir went down to talk to him. Azazello said;
''
Hey! what's the deal? We were all set up to take Westgate? What the flip are you doing sunning yourself on this island? You've so much power now you could conquer a country! You could wipe out a city! Start thinking bigger. You're making us all look bad!
''
'I wouldn't want to tarnish your reputation,' said Fenrir sarcastically.
'Don't worry about that!' replied Azazello. 'Worry about what happens when you annoy the big boys back down in the pits!'
DAY 669 (1st Hammer)(January)
Today I received some interesting information from the High Forest. I will have to think on it.
DAY 670 (2nd Hammer)(January)
Some mermaids were seen swimming around the xebecs today.
Also Reinward received a Sending message from Sir Loric:
'Everything going ok, Oh chosen one? Your people in Westgate enquire after your well being. Also - send gold.'
Reinward Send a reply:
'S'all good man. Weather is good. Could use a church here. Gold on way.'
He also very generously had Irritator (who was his best friend after helping so much to return him to his natural state!) to take 500 gold over to the Temple to Ilmater in Westgate.
Later that day he brought back a letter from Sir Loric. In it he thanked Reinward for the gold, it would help with the rebuilding of the temple, and that if the Chosen One thought that Yag Island needed a church that he would send a missionary.
Reinward had only said it for something to say I think, but I gather after some further correspondence a missionary was arranged, and to be expected in the next few days.
Today I teleported to the High Forest. A fellow druid (even a friend perhaps?) called Basil told me of some hidden knowledge discovered there that I may find interesting. I should note that Basil is back in the Vast Swamp now having brought Sybil back to life and they are living once more in their mushroom filled cave east of the Lost Refuge.
DAY 671 (3rd Hammer)(January)
So, while I was away our small village was visited by some sort of powerful wizard that called himself 'the Dweller of the Deep'. He said some mermaids had told him about us.
Fenrir and Reinward met him at the gate. They would not let him into the Barrow Area, but let him socialise around the camps. He said he was a neigbour, from an area about five miles east of Yag Island.
I know from scouting around that there is an area of shallow sea about ten miles to the east where a few jagged outcrops have sunk ships who still sit there with their masts sticking out the water.
You'd have to go about twenty miles to get to the next decent sized island. It's smaller than Yag, a tangle of jagged rocks and jungle that I've been informed it 'stuffed full of monsters.' Let's hope he is not from there!
The Dweller then went to talk to the Dwarves at the Fortress, then went into Tamunzah and had a drink at Dak's Pub "The Itchy Fishfinger" and sorted through his bags of random loot while he had a pie and a pint.
For his listening pleasure, Dak sang some sea shanties. Sparkledingle was there and started up a conversation. The Dweller admitted he had no home to speak of and that he merely "wandered the sea".
He stayed the night in town, rending a room at Gyles' Inn.
How mysterious!
DAY 672 (4th Hammer)(January)
I heard that Veddic got a message from Jamella Dotrok today. She's basically his boss, an Eternal Flame of Kossuth.
His task was to 'keep an eye on Fenrir' and see what advantage the church could get out of his activities.
He gave her some waffle about 'Continuing investigations.'
And
'Fenrir continuing to build power and influence in the area. Continuing to monitor the situation.'
'Where are you?' she asked via Sending.
'Yag'harr island, middle of shining sea.'
'For how long?'
'Unknown, but have started a small mission.'
Which was maybe pushing it a bit in my opinion. He'd maybe said a few prayers here and there, but as far as I could see he mainly loafed about in my house eating all my food and drinking all my wine.
'OK, jolly good. Let me know if you need anything.'
This was the final word from Jamella on this day.
DAY 673 (5th Hammer)(January)
I have been away the High Forest for the last few days. I've been studying some ancient wisdom and also some newly discovered wisdom.
The first is ancient Greenbound magic, from the Siluvanedenn ruins of Telardon.
The second is Ashbound magic. From a different plane this is the magic of an extreme druidic order. However, a few of the scholars in the High Forest have knowledge of it.
I also brought back an amazing bow. One of the elves persuaded me to buy it. It's elven name translates to "Stormpiercer, the Thunderous Fang".
It is an incredibly powerful artifact that fires powerful arrows of lightning that split and divide to hit multiple enemies with one shot. It cost me so much I dare not admit it to my wife!
DAY 674 (6th Hammer)(January)
The Dwarves from the Fortress (which they have named "Squaremirror") made another small shack out of stone. One of the Barrow Area locals claimed it.
Today the Missionary from Ilmater arrived. She is a lizardfolk lady originally from the Vast Swamp by the name of Crae Swamprunner. She is a cleric of Ilmater.
Another thing, Orimander let Reinward all his magic stuff was ready to go.
I heard that the Dweller did something for the dwarves of Squaremirror. I'm not sure what it was, but they seemed happy.
I also heard that Fenrir and Reinward were interested in doing the task that Fenrir's 'Psychoactive skin' had been given by Ghaunadaur. Just to refresh your memory dear reader the skin had been told:
''
Understand that you belong to Ghaunadaur. I know that you are unpredictable beings but you have a task. One of our spies has told us that an incredible powerful magical portal has opened up. It is on an island somewhere in the Shining Sea. The Vicar will teleport you there. You must open the portal to the Dismal Caverns and then seek an audience with Ghaunadaur. He will then send his minions here to Syrax-bah and claim the city in the name of Ghaunadaur.
''
They reasoned, not unfairly, that the Barrow portal must have a setting for getting to the Dismal Caverns. They ended up talking to Sleyvasxa the Trickster in town and she showed them some symbols of this dark god which they then took to the big library in Sasserine to gain more knowledge on.
Late that night they thought they had found the setting they needed on the portal stones. Myself and Dak consider ourselves the custodians of the portal and gave permission for them to do what they wanted.
It seems an odd quest to me, but on their own heads be it.
DAY 675 (7th Hammer)(January)
In the morning Fenrir and Reinward fired up the portal, set it to "Dismal Caverns" and stepped through.
They didn't know it at the time, but they were in the wrong region, an area called the Caverns of Thought, a realm that was a labyrinth of tunnels, lit by the faint glow of fungus. They had come out in a single long tunnel cut into obsidian rock.
It lead for half a mile until it ended in a rough stone room with a stone door at the other side. There was some broken mining equipment lying about and a sign by the door that read:
'Safety equipment must be worn beyond this point' in Dwarfish.
They rooted about in the rubbish and found many wands with no charges left in them, but also:
1 wand with 1 charge of stone shape
1 wand with 1 charge mud to stone
Fenrir tried his Ring of Knock, but it had no effect. On closer inspection it appeared to be just the outline of a door carved into the rock.
Reinward put his hand on it and he could feel it move. He checked it out and saw that it was trapped, but it was a benign trap that activated some sort of magical seal. It was effectively a magical air lock.
Reinward slinked through. He immediately sensed inaudible yet clear and powerful thoughts that were clearly trying to drive him mad.
Both him and Fenrir had Crystals of Mind Cloaking though, and since this seemed to help a bit, the decided to venture forth.
They roamed the Caverns of Thought for some time. They tested that they could teleport back to the miners room and they could, so they became less concerned of getting lost.
After four hours of wandering around in the labyrinth they had encountered a few mindless zombies but little else.
Growing frustrated Fenrir shouted 'I seek an audience with Ghaunadaur!' Nothing, of course, happened. They had no idea that Ghaunadaur didn't control all of the Dismal Caverns and that they were in region a thousand miles away that was the domain of Ilsensine, the god of Mind Flayers! They may as well have stood in Neverwinter and shouted for the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate!
Using his brain for the first time in a while, Fenrir activated his Psychoactive skin and discovered it could form itself into an ooze-like humanoid shape while in the caverns and could communicate with them.
'How can I help?' it asked.
Fenrir asked what was going on, confused why he wasn't instantly in the presence of Ghaunadaur.
'Oh, that's easy, go lick that fungus,' it said, pointing at some mushrooms.
As Fenrir approached them nervously it then said, 'Just kidding, chief!'
'Nah,' it went on, 'We aint in his realm boss, we are in the Caverns of Thought.'
Fenrir sighed. He realised they had gone off half-cocked again. He teleported back to the miner's chamber, then they went back through the portal to the island.
Next they went to Sasserine and after many hours of talking to bard's and scholar's paid 200 gold for a diagram of a teleport location in the Realm of Ghaunadaur.
It was well past midnight when they returned.
DAY 676 (8th Hammer)(January)
Today they tried again. This time they put Sparkledingle in the obsidian dwarf worker room to relay messages back to the Island if required.
The teleport location they had purchased worked a treat though and they ended up in a huge cavern that held an equally massive ziggurat carved out of the living rock.
They walked towards it and saw gangs of troglodytes going about their business. The denizens of the Caverns looked them over, but left them alone.
The Psychoactive skin formed as a separate entity again. They had nicknamed it 'Venom'. It formed an oozing image of Fenrir, with breasts and ten arms!
If evidently had a sense of humour.
It then walked to over to a group of troglodytes and talked to them.
'Ah,' hissed one of them. 'New arrivals? Come with us!'
Nearer the ziggurat they saw many different types of oozes, apparently citizens of this place, some formed into humanoid shapes, or that of animals and monsters. Some just large wobbling blobs, some more like moving puddles. Some of them came to sniff at Venom and talk to him in their own hidden language.
In part of the cavern not far from the ziggurat was a large filthy camp that seemed to be a sort of holding area for oozes, troglodytes, mindflayers and beholders that had recently died on the Material Planes and arrived here in what was their afterlife.
Venom brought them to a beholder called Borkulax the All-Seeing, who was one of the camp overseers.
'If you want to gain the interest of Ghaunadaur in the shortest and most efficient amount of time you may enter the Gauntlet of Zhaeryx.'
They agreed to that, and were given accommodation and food that was served to them by dark elves. Reinward remembered to update Sparkledingle on the situation before the day ended.
Thursday, 3 April 2025
(G581 01/02/2025 via Roll20 - JF(GM), KT, AP, AD) 5ED2
[This continues the story of Nestor Applebaum the cleric, Haggen Dashenford the fighter and Rogier the bard, as told to me from Random. As far as possible I will relate the story as it was told to me. Currently the lads are in the village of Greball.]
DAY 2
Now then Rollo old chap, I know you'll not think well of Nestor, but I have to say there is part of me that admires his cheek.
On rising in the morning he went out into the village and kicked a puppy and set fire to some washing hanging on a line. Next he then taught some swear words to a child whom he met at the well. As an overweight lady came to the well in a panic to fetch water to put out the fire, he tripped her up, spilling lady, water and all onto the ground.
As I understand it old chap, Nestor often likes to start his days like this!
Back at the inn, a man approached — clearly the mayor, from his self-important air — and regarded them with interest.
"You look like adventurers," he said. "We have a problem. Our village depends on the lake, but for the past month, the water’s turned acidic. There’s a ruined village nearby that might be the source. Goblins have been spotted in the area."
With that, they had their next destination. It was about an hour’s walk to the lake, a murky green expanse shrouded in mist.
They arrived just in time to spot a goblin pouring something into the water before sprinting east. Without hesitation, Nestor gave chase.
The pursuit led them to the ruins of a village—now a goblin outpost. As they approached, a goblin on the wall raised the alarm. Rogier, meanwhile, had already climbed over the far wall, giving the others a double thumbs-up from the other side.
Haggen hurled a javelin. A goblin fired back at Nestor, but he responded with a Command spell. "Flee!" The goblin turned tail and ran.
Haggen took a hit but gritted his teeth. Nestor healed him with a healing spell, prompting a complaint about his cantrips.
"Oh, stop whining," Nestor muttered.
The battle raged on, with Haggen chopping a goblin clean in half. Rogier, meanwhile, managed to cast a Thunderwave that killed an enemy but also flung Haggen into a wall. With an irritated sigh, Haggen knocked out Rogier with the flat of his sword. While he was out of it Nestor drew a cock and balls
on his forehead in goblin blood. He then put a severed goblin penis in Rogier's pocket for good measure!
Nestor then impaled goblin heads on spikes and looted their bodies.
They returned to the village victorious, though Rogier bore some unfortunate artwork on his forehead, hastily scrubbed away when a local pointed it out.
After a well-earned rest, they prepared to set out again the next morning.
DAY 3
Back at the goblin village, they found their gruesome trophies untouched. House by house, they searched, discovering strange vials and some decent loot.
The largest house contained a goblin and a giant rat. Rogier incinerated the goblin, and Haggen made short work of the rat. More weapons, gold, and supplies were found, but Haggen was convinced this wasn’t their main base.
As they debated their next move, Rogier — true to form — cast Thunderwave again, knocking Nestor flat. Haggen sighed, chased him down, and biffed him once more.
After that they went back to the village, bruised and battered, and not all of it as a result of fighting the goblins.
Wednesday, 2 April 2025
(G580 11/01/2025 via Roll20 - JF(GM), KT, AP) YI36
[Fenrir, Reinward and Irritator have been given the task of destroying the port of Dulok on Hargorp Island by Princess Senel. After a couple of days they have made a bit of hap-hazard progress. They have also some new friends, Captain Sparkswallow and Boson N'Geh.]
DAY 665 (27th Nightal)(December)
In the small hours of the morning, the plan was set in motion.
Three ships had been identified as being the least well protected and seaworthy craft out of all the derelicts and pirate vessels in the harbour.
These were:
The Natural Knocker
The Itchy Limpet
The Elegant Whale
They started with the Whale, killing the guards and then set up Captain Sparkswallow to look after it. They cleverly declappered the ship's bell just in case pirates came to the ship and tried to raise the alarm.
They then did the Limpet and left Boson N'Geh in charge there.
Next Fenrir and Reinward returned to the two buildings were the slaves were kept. They saw that they sat on a cliff that ran north and south through the town. The quickest way to get them out would be to open the back doors and let them down by rope. They didn't have any rope. After searching through
their bags and coming up empty they remembered that - ship's have rope on them - and Fenrir flew back to get some.
After that he started burning some buildings to get things going then they stormed in to kill the guards and free the slaves. It was confused smokey chaos but all the guards were slain and of 60 or slaves set free in the first building only about 10 were killed in the process. Not bad considering how things usually go with these two!
The other building was cleared in a similar fashion and they helped the slaves down to the docks as best they could. Something like 120 slaves were freed. About 60 made it to the ships, 40 were slain and another 20 ran off into the jungle.
The ships got underway, sailed by the escaped slaves who luckily were mostly sailors. Fenrir and Reinward then had an argument about what to do next. Fenrir threw his hands up and flew off into the night sky to start setting fire to the other ships in the harbour.
As Fenrir was having as much fun as you would expect with that, the three tabaxi witches that lived on the south side of town flew up on their broomsticks.
When he noticed them he immediately turned invisible and went into hiding.
Reinward had seen this happening and then ran along the dockside and jumped onto the Knocker, that was well on its way out of the harbour.
Reinward saw that some pirate ships were moving to block their escape.
'Let's ram the bastards!' cried Sparkswallow waving a cutlass.
Meanwhile, Fenrir discovered he was clearly visible to the witches, who drew up along side him.
'Hello ladies,' he said to them, tipping his hat.
'What are you up to on this morning?' asked the black-furred tabaxi.
Fenrir turned on his usual levels of charm.
'That's a nice amulet you have there,' purred the ginger-furred tabaxi.
They then entered into negotiations about what would be a good bribe for them to leave him to his business.
He didn't want to give away any of his good stuff so offered old bits and magical bobs from his bag. He even mentioned some of the items in Reinward's possession!
It was five in the morning now and dawn was not far away.
Reinward wanted no part in what was about to happen in the cove so he asked the Captain for a row boat so he could leave.
'Ye don't want to fight this pirate scum laddie?' asked the Captain incredulously. 'Well then, take that jolly boat there. I'll get the a couple of the lads to row you back.'
About a half hour later Reinward was landed back on shore.
While this was going on Fenrir had settled on the bribe:
- A Statue of Owls Wisdom
- A Half Used Want of Owls Wisdom
- A Ring of Eagles
They were not fully satisfied, and asked that he kiss each of them. He gulped, nodded and puckered up.
Flying high above the burning town, the tabaxis leaned from their brooms to kiss the warlock.
Kissing the White one made him feel weak. Kissing the Ginger one seemed to drain some of his power and kissing the black one bestowed a blessing on him ("Kiss of the Cat Lady").
With them dealt with he returned to firing the town. Reinward stood on the south bank and rolled himself a fag as he watched the place go up in smoke.
By noon, there was not much of the town left. The slave ships had gone. Most of the pirates had fled on their own ships and the surviving Tren had ran off into the jungle. It seemed that they had finally done the job they had come to do.
They teleported back to Fashib and reported to Princess Senel. She thanked them and handed over the egg they needed for Irritator, as well as some other treasures.
Irritator then teleported the back to Yag Island. Fenrir kissed his wife as he got in and went straight to bed. Reinward went to Dak's pub.
DAY 666 (28th Nightal)(December)
Irritator used the egg and his special spell to turn himself back into a kobold today. He was very happy about this and treated everyone to a slap up feast at Dak's pub then "Scratchy Gusset". He also tried to chat up the new kobold barmaid. I doubt he got very far though!
DAY 667 (29th Nightal)(December)
From what I heard today the lads went into Sasserine to sell their loot and buy some big expensive magical items.
Tuesday, 4 March 2025
Chapter 13: Chronicles 1 - Part 1: HELEN (DRAFT)
Chapter 13: Chronicles 1 - Part 1
Ruth sat and drank a cup of tea in her favourite corner of
the conservatory. Broken down and smelling of rot it was a lovely spot in the
summer, but drafty in the winter. She warmed her hands on her cup and breathed
in the aroma of the tea, made with one of her dwindling stock of Earl Grey kept
dry in the pantry. Her breath forming clouds among the plant pots and cuttings,
fogging up the glass and forming water droplets on the frames.
She looked down at the mud on her wellies, and then over to
a stack of horse blankets in the corner by the door. On top of these were some
old dog towels, still retaining the hairs from a pet long since dead.
It was an hour before lunch, there was no reason not to be
working today, but so far, she had not gone over to bother the slaves. Naomi had
not made her presence known today either and Ruth was enjoying the muted
silence the deep snow was causing. It was windless and still, a good morning to
get out in, but also for staying indoors and enjoying the weak sun through the
glass. After lunch then, she would go over and divide up the jobs, there were
always things needing doing on a farm. Ruth admitted to herself that she found
Helen annoying, one of those opinionated city girls, bound up in her own
problems, completely unequipped for life on a remote farm. She complained about
anything and everything all day long. She treated Ruth as if it where her fault
that Helen was a farm slave. Sometimes Ruth reflected that she was even worse
than some of the walkers they had had when they had been running the
guesthouse. Melissa had a dangerous look about her. She looked strong and
defiant, and from what she had overheard from the slave talk she was quite
capable of killing someone if she had to. She seemed to enjoy the farm work
though, it was easy compared to where she had come from, and for now she seemed
content enough. Ruth liked Tina the most, she seemed a nice country girl, as
innocent and lost as a newborn lamb. She always did as she was told, was eager
to please and had lost almost all her initial fear of her new environment.
Her cup was empty, and she had sat a while longer in
reflection when she heard a vehicle coming down the drive toward the farm. She
recognised the noise of her brother’s quadbike, roaring over the snow choked
lane and down into the courtyard.
By the time she got to the door he was there, unwrapping his
scarf and taking off his goggles.
‘Brendan,’ she said in greeting.
Brendan was her eldest brother. He was tall, and ice formed
on the edges of his grey beard that the scarf had not protected.
‘Making my rounds,’ he gestured at a big pack on the back of
his bike. ‘Got some supplies I’m trying to get rid of.’
She motioned him inside to the kitchen and started to
prepare lunch. Brendan was a Unity Man, and getting out to the remote farms
during the winter was part of his job. She fed him potato soup, with home made
bread and butter, then brewed a pot of tea. She noted that he still wore his
old, ripped Barbour jacket. Apparently, his wife Enid had stopped trying to
patch it. They didn’t speak much as he ate. He had to soak the bread in the
soup and chew it slowly as he only had his front teeth. After the meal he stretched
long legs towards the stove and wiggled his toes. He accepted one of his
sister’s biscuits and sipped at his tea.
‘Any bother from the slaves?’ he asked finally, remembering
the trouble the last batch had caused her.
‘No, no,’ admitted Ruth. ‘But then I don’t ask much of
them.’
‘Oh aye?’ mused Brendan. ‘And that Daniel?’
‘Well, you know what he’s like. All those stories they tell
about him in the Glenmaisey. He had a girl in Prospect that well…’
‘I know the stories. And I believe them.’
‘Och well, if he tries any of that carry on, she’ll knock
his block off!’
‘And well deserved,’ said Brendan sternly as he reached for
another biscuit.
‘Those Mitchells were never made to work a farm. You cannae
just keep selling off your beasts like that. And Sandra tells me they are
planning to sell some of the land next.’
‘Shame. To break up Victor’s farm like that,’ agreed her
brother. ‘Daniel borrowed a horse box from me. They must be selling the horses
next.’
Perhaps, Ruth thought. Or perhaps Daniel has other plans for
at least one of his horses. For a while they didn’t speak until finally Brendan
asked, ‘and how is Naomi?’
Ruth could not prevent herself from wincing. ‘Oh, she’s ok.
She just sits in her cottage drinking and sulking. She has Charlie bring her up
newspapers and magazines when the road is clear. That just about keeps her
going.’
‘If you ever want rid of her, there is an empty cottage in Glenmaisey.’
‘Och, she’d never go,’ replied Ruth. ‘She’d never want to
leave the farm, not until Owen gets back.’
Brendan nodded at that, the with a groan, leaned over and
retrieved his wellies. ‘Well, I guess I’d better get going.’
‘Where are ye off to next?’ Ruth enquired.
‘Oh, the Mains, then Deyrick. Then home.’
After Brendan left, she looked through what he had brought
her and then went to tell the slaves they could have tinned peaches for
pudding. She didn’t bother telling Naomi.
A couple of days later Ruth found that her suspicions were
correct. Daniel had borrowed the horsebox from her brother in order to transport
one of his father’s horses. When the roads were clear enough, he wasted no time
in hitching up the box to his Land Rover and coming up to the Sheilings. The
first Ruth knew about it was when he drew up into the courtyard, spraying up
icy mud.
Ruth was the first outside, in her overcoat and wellies.
Niaomi was next, still in her nightie and dressing gown Ruth noted, even though
it was past noon. Helen and Tina were next, coming from the byre as Daniel
walked around the back of the trailer and opened back door.
‘What’s all this, Daniel?’ asked Ruth from the doorway.
‘Just a wee present for Melissa, auntie,’ he replied.
Daniel let the ramp down from the horse box and then went
inside and began the process of getting the horse out.
‘She doesn’t know how to look after a horse,’ Ruth said, who
was now stood at the bottom of the ramp with her arms crossed.
‘Don’t worry, I’ll show her what to do. Look, it’s Taffy!’
Daniel led out a greyish-white gelding, an animal with a friendly
reputation who stood about sixteen hands tall. Ruth was familiar with Taffy, a
horse that Victor had bought for his daughter at least eight years ago.
Melissa arrived last, and Daniel called her over. While he
introduced her to his sister’s horse Ruth walked back to the house where Helen
joined her.
‘You are going to allow this?’ asked Helen.
Ruth did not like the tone of Helen’s voice and replied,
‘It’s just foolishness.’
‘It’s dangerous is what it is,’ hissed Helen. ‘He’s trying
to butter her up.’
‘Och, it’s harmless. Their young.’
‘Not that young! I don’t know how old your nephew is, but
Melissa is older than she looks. And she has… well, she knows how to look after
herself. Back at our last farm she was a terror.’
Ruth sighed. ‘Fine. I’ll let them have their fun, then send
word for Victor to come and take it back.’
Even as they talked, Ruth could see Helen softening. She
loved all of animal kind and she was visibly enjoying watching Melissa meet her
very first horse. Daniel held Taffy’s halter as was passing on his limited
knowledge enthusiastically. The big woman put out her hand and patted the horse’s
nose. It shook its head and snorted. Startled, Melissa stepped back, which made
the onlookers laugh. Daniel then led the horse into the byre, supposedly so he
could give Taffy a brush down, but more likely so that he could get Melissa
alone. Naomi tutted and went back inside. Helen glanced at Ruth then went back
to the outhouse.
With the roads clear, Ruth could get down to the village
again. In the shop and the post office all the talk was about the army. The
army, it seemed, had now left completely, gone south to Evermarch having dumped
all the uneconomic slaves it had collected in the northern lands in camps all
down the valley. Not so different to the church then, thought Ruth to herself.
Once her shopping was done, she was in no rush to go home,
so went to Larry’s door on the off chance that he was in. He was another Unity
Man, so he was often out and about, but today he was indoors, sat toasting his
stocking feet at a roaring fire.
As they sat drinking tea and eating homemade biscuits, he
relayed the local gossip to his elder sister.
‘Aye, we’ve been supplying some of the remote bothies. Not
just for the village, but for everyone that lives on the main road. Everyone
remembers what it was like when the raiders came, so they are not taking any
chances this time. Auld Thomas has already gone up, with a trailer full of
food, a shotgun and three hundred cartridges. Says he’ll be back down in the
summer.’
‘Are you planning to go up, yourself?’ Ruth asked.
‘Preparing, aye, preparing. Me and the dugs.’
Larry was a widower and had moved into the village when he
had become too old to work his farm by himself. His two sheep dogs he kept with
him as pets.
‘You should to, Ruthie. Get a wee hidey hold set up at the
Shielings. I’ll lend you one of my guns.’
‘Och it won’t come to that will it? Nobody knows where we
are.’
Larry knew as well as Ruth how remote and secluded her farm
was and how far away from anything like a decent road it was. The Sheilings was
at the end of a valley, a valley no one had no reason to be in unless they were
visiting the farm. Ruth’s only concern was its proximity to the Sahara Zone
Line.
‘You can’t be too careful these days,’ advised her brother
as he wiggled his toes by the fire. ‘Who knows what will come down from the
desert. You’ve got two bothies up there that I can think of. What condition are
they in?’
Ruth pursed her lips and shook her head. ‘I’ve no idea.’
‘If you need any of Morag’s things, just take them.’
‘I could never do that!’ said Ruth, appalled.
Larry smiled and shrugged. He seemed almost happy with the
prospect of hiding out in the hills again, just him and his dogs.
Ruth filled up her Renault with rapeseed diesel and brough some fresh bread and eggs at the shop and went back up to the farm. In the back of her car, she also had one of her brother’s shotguns and a box of cartridges. Better safe than sorry.
With Ruth away from the farm and
Naomi locked up in her cottage, the slaves were left to their own devices. They
had initially hung out together in the outbuilding kitchen. Tina had fallen
asleep on a tatty old chair by the fire, and after lunch even Melissa had dozed
off at the table. The snow had mostly gone, but there was sleet blowing around
outside and none of them had any desire to go out. Helen had cleaned the
bathroom, moped the floors and emptied all the bins. She then started
vacuuming, which made Tina roll over on the sofa and drove Melissa into her
room. When Helen was winding the cable back up onto the upright hoover, she
could hear the big woman snoring from the other side of her door. Helen tidied
up the cleaning cupboard then went through to the main room where she lifted
Tina’s feet and sat down on the sofa. She sighed and idly tweaked at the other
woman’s toes through her thick socks.
Tina looked up from her cushion.
‘Is it nighttime already?’
‘It’s just gloomy outside,’
replied Helen.
Tina flopped her head back down
and pulled her feet away from Helen’s nipping fingers.
An hour later though, the rain had
stopped and there was a small patch of blue sky appearing above the hills.
Helen looked out the window, up through the valley and thought she caught sight
of something large and black blowing about on the other side of the woods.
She woke up Tina saying, ‘I think
one of the silage tarps has got loose. Want to go a walk?’
In long overcoats and wellies,
they went together up the path to the Water of Maisey. It was little more than
a stream this far up, but it was the same river that flowed through Glenmaisey
fifteen miles to the south. Helen would have preferred to have explored some of
the northern ridges, mostly for her own enjoyment, but also to further improve
her knowledge of the local area. The nearest occupied house was ten miles away
to the south, but there were abandoned farms closer than that, and up in the
hills and hidden valleys there were ruins, summer shelters and bothies. There
were dozens of places within a day’s walking distance of the farm where someone
could hide out if they were so inclined. The only issue would be food. Water
wouldn’t be a problem, thought Helen wryly as the rain started again and they
pulled up their hoods. Tina didn’t complain or ask to go back, she just
continued doggedly behind Helen, along the gravel road that followed the stream
through the trees.
No sign of the tarp, but they kept
walking and after they’d gone no more than a mile the rain grew stronger, and
they took shelter in a dilapidated shed that had been built beside some sheep
pens. They sat on an upturned feed trough, listening to the sound of the rain
on the tin roof. Helen rolled a cigarette. Once it was lit, she blew the smoke
out of the crooked doorway. Tina hugged her coat to herself and looked down at
her feet.
Helen, warm in her winter clothes,
watched the sleet blow sideways across the doorway. The tobacco in her
cigarette was fresh, from a batch that had come up from Evermarch, imported
from Strake on the train apparently, or so the shopkeeper in Glenmaisey had
told Ruth. Helen leaned back and blew out smoke. She briefly closed her eyes.
When she opened them, she realised she had been feeling something. A sensation
so forgotten that at first, she could not identify it. What had it been? It
couldn’t have been happiness, could it? If not that then at least a moment of
contentment perhaps? Out for a walk on a brisk day, no pressing concerns, and a
pouch of fresh tobacco. For a few seconds there she had forgotten all her
worries. She though back over the last few days, examining recent events for
signs of a similar sensation. Yesterday morning when the dogs had all been
pleased to see her. Last Sunday when there was no work to do, and they had all
sat around in their pyjama’s reading books and magazines. Helen realised there
had been moments in the last month or so when her feelings of despair had
lifted. The hatred of her enslavement, her annoyance at her husband and
ex-husband, her fear of what the future held had been momentarily forgotten.
Helen tutted, threw down her cigarette butt and ground it out in the mud with
the toe of her boot. She couldn’t afford to be content; she told herself.
Content with being a slave? It was the first step to weakness, to accepting
things the way they were. Hatred and spite were what drove her, she had
reconciled herself to that. She saw happiness as a kind of illness, there was
to be no more of that sort of thing. Resolving to remember to always be pissed
off and miserable, she stood up and looked out of the doorway. Tina looked up.
‘Let’s go on,’ said Helen and
pulled up her hood. There was a light mist forming as the rain eased off. Tina
skipped to catch up with her. Helen almost wished that Tina would complain
about being out in such foul weather, just so she could have someone to be
annoyed with, but Tina, as usual, kept her complaints to herself. This in
itself Helen found irritating. That girl never complained about anything, she
just accepted whatever happened. One of life’s perpetual victims. Helen was
about to pick a fight with her about her subservience when she realised there
was a stone or something in one of her boots, so she took out her irritation on
that instead.
She sat down on a rock and with a
minor struggle took of her right boot. Tina, her hood down low over her head
kept walking, clomping along slowly like a cow being led to pasture. Helen,
with her foot held above the mud tipped out the boot and took some satisfaction
from seeing a pea-sized pebble drop out. When the boot was back on, she stood
up and saw that Tina had drawn ahead by nearly a hundred yards and was crossing
the low stone bridge that went over the stream. Helen put her hands on her
hips. Was that stupid girl just going to wander into the hills indefinitely? At
what point would she turn around? Helen watched as Tina rounded a corner and
disappeared, hidden by the mist and rain.
‘Oh, come on,’ growled Helen and
started up the track. She’d barely walked five steps when she heard Tina come
running back towards her. Tina stumbled, fell and rolled, coming right back up
onto her feet, then ran as fast as she could to where Helen stood in amazement.
‘I seen a giant!’ panted Tina. ‘As
big as a tree.’
‘A Nephilim?’ asked Helen,
stepping forward to peer through the mist. Tina hid behind her, gripping
Helen’s right arm in both her hands.
Around the bend in the track, a
dark shape loomed slowly out of the mist. To Helen’s eyes it looked just as she
had taken it for from the kitchen window - a big bit of tarpaulin that had got
loose and was being blown down the valley, but as the shape became more
defined, she saw a woman with long tangled hair, dressed in a ragged robe
walking cautiously down the road. Helen’s eyes couldn’t cope with what they
were seeing. In the distance, through the rain and the mist, she looked like a
normal sized woman, but as she crossed the bridge, when compared to its side
walls, which were barely waste height to Helen, she must have been thirty feet
tall. She didn’t even step on the bridge but just glided from one bank to the
other on her long bare legs.
In stature she was slender, her
black hair flowing behind her like a sail. She was barefoot, and avoided the
gravel road, walking on the verge, leaving holes in the peaty ground wherever
she trod. She was looking down, watching where she put her feet, but then
stopped and looked up. Seeing the shelter and the women outside it, she raised
a hand that must have been about four feet long in greeting.
Helen raised her hand in return.
The giantess smiled weakly and resumed her slow sweeping progress towards them.
When she was close enough, she stopped and said something in a language that
Helen guessed might be Hebrew.
Helen looked over the Nephilim.
She looked undernourished, and naked under her robe. If she had come down from
the desert she was going to freeze to death in these hills, giant or not. ‘Come
down to the farm,’ she said eventually and motioned for her to follow.
The Nephilim was too big to enter
the farm or the outbuilding, so they put her in the byre with the dogs.
‘What do you tink she eat?’ asked
Tina as they raided the larder.
‘Same as us,’ replied Helen,
although she had no idea. She made a stack of cheese sandwiches and sweet tea
in the kitchen’s largest saucepan. The Nephilim ate all the sandwiches and
drank the tea straight from the pan. Melissa had come to see what was going on,
‘We go plenty of salted pork. Maybe she eat a pig leg?’
While that was arranged Helen
pointed at her chest, ‘Helen’.
The giantess, in turn pointed at
her chest and said, ‘Ashara’.
When the pork leg arrived, Ashara took
it her massive hand and delicately bit into it. They watched in amazement. ‘She
eat it like a chicken drumstick!’ Melissa laughed. This was what she had wanted
to see.
Helen suspected they had wanted
Ashara wolf down the leg in a single mouthful, but in fact she took small,
careful bites, using her front teeth to strip the meat from the bone. Helen
found that the giantess seemed to act in a surprisingly feminine way, sitting
with her legs crossed on top of a pile of a hay bales, her robe pulled around
her in as modest a position as she could manage.
‘Look how she does!’ declared
Melissa gleefully as Ashara sucked the last of the flesh from the bone.
Helen wanted to communicate with
Ashara further, but the others were far too excited, bring the giantess treats
and implements to see if she would use them. A broom head to brush her hair
with, a big rug for a blanket, a clothesline for a belt, anything then could
think of no matter how absurd.
As all this nonsense played out, the
dogs came out of their hiding places and went over to sniff at this huge, but
seemingly gently new person. Ashara petted them with her index finger and
dropped the ham bones down for them.
‘Guys!’ exclaimed Helen in
frustration, ‘let the poor woman get her breath back at least!’
Ashara, having finished her meal,
leaned down and started rubbing life back into her bare feet.
‘I’ll get some sleeping bags for
socks!’ declared Tina and shot off.
‘Tina, stop at once!’ shouted
Helen. ‘Stop and think. We want to keep her, right? So don’t ruin all of Ruth’s
stuff before she gets back!’
Helen turned and stood up on a
bale to look down the road. ‘I can already see her car. Just put everything
back now and let me do the talking when she gets here.’
As the other’s did as they were told, Helen started down the lane to meet Ruth as her red Clio made its way up the valley.
Sunday, 2 March 2025
(G579 04/01/2025 via Roll20 - JF(GM), KT, AP, AD) 5ED1
(G579 04/01/2025 via Roll20 - JF(GM), KT, AP, AD) 5ED1
[Sometimes so interesting stories come my way, and when I have time I write them down. It's always interesting to me, to hear about young adventurers starting out in the world. This story comes to via Random, whom you may remember is a teifling bard / merchant / meddler of my acquaintance. How he knows about it he has not told me yet. I will hear by relate it as closely as I can to the original telling - Rollo.]
DAY 1
Oh, I get about, here there and everywhere at the moment. I know you like a laugh Rollo old bean, so here is the story about a trio of unlikely companions:
Nestor Applebaum - a somewhat psychotic cleric
Haggen Dashenford - a former soldier, turned traveling nuisance
Rogier the Bard - inflictor of mostly friendly fire
All I can tell you about them at this stage in the story old chap is that each of them, in their own way, were ill suited to the company of others.
Nester was a fatalist. Whatever sinister god he worshiped had made him into the sort of young fellow that would stick a knife in someone on the smallest of inducements.
Haggen was used to barking orders and being obeyed and would take to sulking when he was not listened to.
Rogier was a danger to those around him due to his unpredictable use of his bardic magic.
It was merely by chance that they fell into step on the road leading to Greball Village. They had done nothing more than nod at each other in greeting when they reached an old stone bridge.
From the bushes emerged a lion that fancied itself a tasty snack. Haggen was the first to react and swung his greatsword at it. Nestor drew his mace but swung and missed.
Rogier used a Poison Spray spell, but it was Haggen that dealt the killing blow.
On the other side of the bridge they saw two boars lurking in the bushes. Rollo note here: Perhaps the lion had been hunting the boars and the fellows had blundered into the middle of it?).
Rogier shot a Firebolt at the boars, but Haggen told him off for attracting their attention. Nestor shrugged and fired his bow at the boars.
'Why are you all attacking?' grumbled Haggen, who then rushed at the boars with his sword.
A boar gored Haggen, but Rogier used a ranged healing ability to get him back into the action.
Then, two more boars emerged from another bush.
"Haggen, you going to complain about this one too, or are we just fighting them?" quipped Rogier.
"I'm not wading in alone this time," Haggen grumbled, shaking his head.
Nestor struck the third boar, and Haggen finished it off.
Haggen said something critocal so Nestor gave him the finger and walked up the road a bit, leaving them to butcher the carcasses. While they busied themselves, he packed tobacco into his pipe, watching the others work.
After that, they walked for another two hours before wandering into a Grebell village. It was quiet, save for a few villagers meandering about. Some waved in greeting as the trio passed.
They made their way to the inn, where a few locals loitered outside. A serving wench bustled about, and the barman greeted them.
"Village is quiet at the moment," the barman remarked, handing them keys for individual rooms. They settled at a table outside, and Nestor took a long drag on his pipe, watching the smoke curl into the evening air.
As the sun dipped lower, they turned in, taking what the young adventurers call a "long rest."
I'm like you, Rollo old chap. When I am out and about, slaying dragons and what-not, I like to call it a day at the end of the evening and sleep through to the morning.
It's not what the youngsters are doing these days, though. They pay no heed to the movements of the old sun. They divide their time by things called "Short Rests" and "Long Rests." I prefer a good long kip myself, but each to their own, I suppose.